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  • Hugh Hefner's Avatar
    368 posts since May '10
    • ASX and SGX now want to merge. So I was thinking what if one day Singapore become overpopulated and decide to merge with Australia ?

      Best of both worlds, Singapore got skilled labour and Australia got resources and land.

      What do you think? I think it is good for Singaporeans although I cannot speak the same for the Australians.

  • Junyang700's Avatar
    8,041 posts since Feb '08
    • I will go over to Australia. Hehe... Let Singapore be flooded with new citizens bah.... But i think by then the Australians would have gone over to New Zealand.

  • Hugh Hefner's Avatar
    368 posts since May '10
    • Australia also  very flooded with new citizens. But you are right, I will go over there too because more place to vacation and stronger currency.

      There will be problems with merger because Australia is a country more incline to human rights. Singapore has to repel the death sentence and Australia have to absorb Singapore different working culture. If merfer happens, Australia don't need to bring in more migrants because they have ready supply of skilled labour from Singapore. For Singapore, the casinos and beaches will be new haven for Ozzie tourists.  

       

  • Junyang700's Avatar
    8,041 posts since Feb '08
    • Originally posted by Hugh Hefner:

      Australia also  very flooded with new citizens. But you are right, I will go over there too because more place to vacation and stronger currency.

      There will be problems with merger because Australia is a country more incline to human rights. Singapore has to repel the death sentence and Australia have to absorb Singapore different working culture. If merfer happens, Australia don't need to bring in more migrants because they have ready supply of skilled labour from Singapore. For Singapore, the casinos and beaches will be new haven for Ozzie tourists.  

       

      Haha.... If merge - same currency already....  point invalid.

  • _Da_Dood_'s Avatar
    2,772 posts since Feb '10
  • Hitman 777's Avatar
    54 posts since Oct '10
    • australians are not ready.come back in 90 years later...then their attitude would have changed.currently their politicians say singapore is a nation of serfs  as their monthly salary of average executive  sporeans are  worse than macdonald workers  and even worse than cleaners butchers and road sweepers in oz.and they dont want to be a part of spore by shouting  and kicking during parliament disscusion when the oz stock exchange wanted to do business with spore stock exchange etc etc etc.

    • THINK SUZHOU PARK OR MERGER WITH MALAYSIA WOULD HAVE BETTER OUTCOME THAN OZ ADVENTURE.

      MEBBE LEE HSIEN LOONG SEE OZ PRIME MINISTER JULIA GILARD AS A STILL SINGLE CHIOBU DATS WHY HE GIVE BILLIONS OF $$$$$ TO HER.

      BUT HER BREASTS SEEMS TO BE DAMN HUGE WITH HER CLOTHES ON....NBEXT TIME U SEE HER ON TV.......TAKE NOTE OF HER BREASTS WHICH SEEMS TO BE BULGING OUT FROM HER CLOTHES.

    • AND HER EXTRA LONG SHARP NOSE WHICH CAN BLIND HER DATE.

  • Junyang700's Avatar
    8,041 posts since Feb '08
  • Honeybunz's Avatar
    15,901 posts since Apr '02
    • Originally posted by Hugh Hefner:

      ASX and SGX now want to merge. So I was thinking what if one day Singapore become overpopulated and decide to merge with Australia ?

      Best of both worlds, Singapore got skilled labour and Australia got resources and land.

      What do you think? I think it is good for Singaporeans although I cannot speak the same for the Australians.


      Singapore also has a huge population of PRC retailers who refuse to speak English. 

  • Hitman 777's Avatar
    54 posts since Oct '10
    • of course if it was lee hsien loong other kid brother.........they would be having meetings everyday.

  • ditzy's Avatar
    68,867 posts since Dec '03
  • Hitman 777's Avatar
    54 posts since Oct '10
    • but julia gillard is a recent immigrant from england and her parents are both originally from england....no convict DNA.i dread mixing with convict dna types.....they are more violent n kinda do things half assed.

  • Junyang700's Avatar
    8,041 posts since Feb '08
    • Originally posted by Honeybunz:


      Singapore also has a huge population of PRC retailers who refuse to speak English. 

      not retailers, but retail staff...

      but anyway, recently, i have noticed that the retailers have stopped hiring PRC retail staff, hire filipino staff instead... LOL.... =)

      Edited by Junyang700 27 Oct `10, 12:14PM
  • ditzy's Avatar
    68,867 posts since Dec '03
    • Originally posted by Junyang700:

      not retailers, but retail staff...

      but anyway, recently, i have noticed that the retailers have stopped hiring PRC retail staff, hire filipino staff instead... LOL.... =)

      Pinoy staff are worse. The other day I was at cedele, and ordered a drink, the server asked if I wanted "hart, or eyes?" Yeah, go figure that out.

  • Hitman 777's Avatar
    54 posts since Oct '10
  • laurence82's Avatar
    124,795 posts since Nov '03
  • ditzy's Avatar
    68,867 posts since Dec '03
    • I would see Oz as a cheap place where people go to escape their IPPT, because they can't pass it.

  • Hugh Hefner's Avatar
    368 posts since May '10
    • Originally posted by Hitman 777:

      THINK SUZHOU PARK OR MERGER WITH MALAYSIA WOULD HAVE BETTER OUTCOME THAN OZ ADVENTURE.

      MEBBE LEE HSIEN LOONG SEE OZ PRIME MINISTER JULIA GILARD AS A STILL SINGLE CHIOBU DATS WHY HE GIVE BILLIONS OF $$$$$ TO HER.

      BUT HER BREASTS SEEMS TO BE DAMN HUGE WITH HER CLOTHES ON....NBEXT TIME U SEE HER ON TV.......TAKE NOTE OF HER BREASTS WHICH SEEMS TO BE BULGING OUT FROM HER CLOTHES.

      Are you crazy? Merge with Malaysia. You haven't seen the working culture there. A lot of egoistic and lazy ones. They will create all sorts of story and boycott you if you are the minority race. And then some minorities are forced to behave like one of them in order to comply and so it doesn't make it look so racial.

      I would rather Singapore merge with Somalia than Malaysia.

      Actually Angela Merkel's is more bigger and sexier.

       

    • Originally posted by Honeybunz:


      Singapore also has a huge population of PRC retailers who refuse to speak English. 

      Some Johor retailers also refuse to speak English what.

  • Junyang700's Avatar
    8,041 posts since Feb '08
    • Originally posted by ditzy:

      Pinoy staff are worse. The other day I was at cedele, and ordered a drink, the server asked if I wanted "hart, or eyes?" Yeah, go figure that out.

      ditzy, you are so hart. LOL...

  • Genie99a's Avatar
    948 posts since Jan '08
    • Aiya won't happen in our lifetime de lar .......

       

      If any mergers were to happen also within SEA. Malaysia, Indonesia, Brunei those countries..... even then also won't happen in our lifetime lol

  • angel7030's Avatar
    30,628 posts since Jul '07
    • Originally posted by Hugh Hefner:

      ASX and SGX now want to merge. So I was thinking what if one day Singapore become overpopulated and decide to merge with Australia ?

      Best of both worlds, Singapore got skilled labour and Australia got resources and land.

      What do you think? I think it is good for Singaporeans although I cannot speak the same for the Australians.

      ask them to give us back christmas island first, then we talk about it...and please understanding that SGX wants to buy over ASX, not merge...but if really sg and aust merge, waaa!!! wooww! more ang mo drinkers meaning more business for me..

  • Hugh Hefner's Avatar
    368 posts since May '10
    • Originally posted by angel7030:

      ask them to give us back christmas island first, then we talk about it...and please understanding that SGX wants to buy over ASX, not merge...but if really sg and aust merge, waaa!!! wooww! more ang mo drinkers meaning more business for me..

      Xmas island is detention centre, why you want the island for?

      Why more business? You run a pub?

    • Originally posted by Genie99a:

      Aiya won't happen in our lifetime de lar .......

       

      If any mergers were to happen also within SEA. Malaysia, Indonesia, Brunei those countries..... even then also won't happen in our lifetime lol

      I will rather merge with Vietnam.

      Brunei is the worst country. People there are rich and drive big cars but treat the chinese there like shit. I heard that chinese born there cannot even get citizenship, stateless people.

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