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  • whereismyrib's Avatar
    1,242 posts since Nov '05
    • Dear all,

      If you received any funny SMS from your friends or people you know, you would brighten each of our day by sharing it in this thread.

      Let's the laughters begin!

      Very HappyVery HappyVery Happy

    • Feedbacks on this thread are welcome. Mr. Green

  • CKeer's Avatar
    6,029 posts since May '06
    • Hi to my Cutest Friend!
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      Ok got to go. I have to bluff another one now.

    • Something kept appearing in my dreams!
      Know wad's dat?
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      Your Face
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      Your Smile
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      Your Everything
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      Nightmare!

      Cheers.
      C.K

  • You will never surf alone.
    kenn3th's Avatar
    21,927 posts since Nov '06
    • My friend once send me this sms:

      "Mr. Green You hungry now wann go and eat ?"

      looks at the time ... 2am

      wth, Laughing so late le still think about food..

  • CKeer's Avatar
    6,029 posts since May '06
    • Heartbeats are countless.

      Spirits are ageless

      Dreams are endless

      Memories are timless

      A friend like you...
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      Useless!

      Cheers.
      C.K

  • elitefella's Avatar
    158 posts since May '05
    • Originally posted by CKeer:
      Heartbeats are countless.

      Spirits are ageless

      Dreams are endless

      Memories are timless

      A friend like you...
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      Useless!

      Cheers.
      C.K

      Laughing

  • Xanadoo- Singapore's Thrash Attack!
    sand king's Avatar
    20,813 posts since Oct '05
    • Originally posted by CKeer:
      Heartbeats are countless.

      Spirits are ageless

      Dreams are endless

      Memories are timless

      A friend like you...
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      Useless!

      Cheers.
      C.K

      LOL Laughing

  • OasisBlue's Avatar
    4,312 posts since Jan '06
    • Originally posted by CKeer:
      Heartbeats are countless.

      Spirits are ageless

      Dreams are endless

      Memories are timless

      A friend like you...
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      Useless!

      Cheers.
      C.K

      lol!!!!

  • Ito_^'s Avatar
    23,162 posts since Jul '04
    • Originally posted by CKeer:
      Heartbeats are countless.

      Spirits are ageless

      Dreams are endless

      Memories are timless

      A friend like you...
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      Useless!

      Cheers.
      C.K

      this is good! Laughing

  • whereismyrib's Avatar
    1,242 posts since Nov '05
    • Actually I have quite a few of sms ,that makes fun of those who recieve it, stored in my hp but I deleted during CNY time. Can't find any now. Will put it down if I receive any. Mr. Green

  • SGpork's Avatar
    68,074 posts since Feb '04
  • Unidentified's Avatar
    3,852 posts since Sep '05
    • No matter how high the sky is ...
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      How deep the ocean is ...
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      How thick the earth is ....
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      I juz wanna tell you that ....
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      It non of your business !

  • whereismyrib's Avatar
    1,242 posts since Nov '05
  • xiaoTAKO-'s Avatar
    51 posts since Mar '07
    • Originally posted by CKeer:
      Hi to my Cutest Friend!
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      Ok got to go. I have to bluff another one now.

      Lol... Love this one Very Happy

  • Tee Ko Pei's Avatar
    70 posts since Mar '07
    • My Best fren send me tis few sms...

      1st sms...
      When u cry, i cry
      when u laugh i laugh
      when u angry i sad
      when u smiling i happy
      when u sad i sad
      when u jump off the building, i say "Alamak confirm si liao"

      2nd sms...
      when u pcc, i suck for u
      when u change clothes, i take off my clothes let u wear
      when u kiss a gay, i kiss a girl
      when u go geylang, i go changi village or hollang road
      when u take drug, i wil say "Bye bye, i better call mata(police)"

      3rd sms...
      when i see you when we were kids, i was happy when we play & fight
      But why u nv gif me sweets when i touch u ku ku bird.
      Than u say cos my pubic hair haven't grow mah.
      That time i saw chio bu u nv share share, Why so mean.
      Cause tat time u also bo intro cha bor to me wad..
      Wahlao i don fren u le. Don't fren lor...
      WAHLAO joke joke nia, don take it serious la.
      Buddy i forgot tell u. That chio bu was my MA ma.
      u wan find my Ma ma do wad? you Milf ar?

      thats all tis sms is my best fren send to me, when we was at skool, different class send de.

  • loveman's Avatar
    1 post since Mar '07
    • hi guys,

      i have made a little website for entertainment.

      http://cooljokes.brinkster.net

      just visit and post your jokes and sms there.

      loveman Laughing

  • whereismyrib's Avatar
    1,242 posts since Nov '05
    • what l o v e stands for?
      l = lake of sorrow
      o = ocean of tears
      v = valley of death
      e = end of life....

  • Xanadoo- Singapore's Thrash Attack!
    sand king's Avatar
    20,813 posts since Oct '05
  • rocky_509's Avatar
    581 posts since Sep '05
    • Originally posted by Tee Ko Pei:
      My Best fren send me tis few sms...

      1st sms...
      When u cry, i cry
      when u laugh i laugh
      when u angry i sad
      when u smiling i happy
      when u sad i sad
      when u jump off the building, i say "Alamak confirm si liao"

      2nd sms...
      when u pcc, i suck for u
      when u change clothes, i take off my clothes let u wear
      when u kiss a gay, i kiss a girl
      when u go geylang, i go changi village or hollang road
      when u take drug, i wil say "Bye bye, i better call mata(police)"

      3rd sms...
      when i see you when we were kids, i was happy when we play & fight
      But why u nv gif me sweets when i touch u ku ku bird.
      Than u say cos my pubic hair haven't grow mah.
      That time i saw chio bu u nv share share, Why so mean.
      Cause tat time u also bo intro cha bor to me wad..
      Wahlao i don fren u le. Don't fren lor...
      WAHLAO joke joke nia, don take it serious la.
      Buddy i forgot tell u. That chio bu was my MA ma.
      u wan find my Ma ma do wad? you Milf ar?

      thats all tis sms is my best fren send to me, when we was at skool, different class send de.

      1st and 2nd ok but 3rd not understand. Laughing

  • blahshit's Avatar
    1,407 posts since Feb '07
    • short story.. 2 friends, see and saw

      one day see saw sea & saw didn't see sae. see saw sea & jumped in sea. saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. see saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. see saw both saw sea and both saw and sea were happy in see sea.

      ~the end~

      Edited by blahshit 25 Mar `07, 10:54PM
  • rocky_509's Avatar
    581 posts since Sep '05
  • blahshit's Avatar
    1,407 posts since Feb '07
    • bear, lion, chicken talk... who's most feared?

      bear says i roar forest trembles..
      lion says i roar jungle shakes..
      chicken says i cough and whole world panics..

      Laughing

  • Xanadoo- Singapore's Thrash Attack!
    sand king's Avatar
    20,813 posts since Oct '05
    • Originally posted by blahshit:
      short story.. 2 friends, see and saw

      one day see saw sea & saw didn't see sae. see saw sea & jumped in sea. saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. see saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. see saw both saw sea and both saw and sea were happy in see sea.

      ~the end~

      tounge twister? Laughing

  • blahshit's Avatar
    1,407 posts since Feb '07
    • Originally posted by sand king:
      tounge twister? Laughing

      hahaha... no la.. something to confuse pple.. hahhaa... Laughing jus now i type also gong gong sia.. dunno i type till where.. hahaha... Laughing

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