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  • PassiveIncome1's Avatar
    345 posts since Dec '08
    • The Four Cats

      Four men were bragging about how smart
      their cats were.

      The first man was an Engineer,
      the second man was an Accountant,
      the third man was a Chemist, and
      the fourth man was a Government Employee.

      To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
      'T-square, do your stuff.'

       T-square pranced over to the desk,
      took out some paper and pen and promptly
      drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
      Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

      But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
      He called his cat and said,
      'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

      Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
      with a dozen cookies.
      He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
      Everyone agreed that was pretty good!

      But the Chemist said his cat could do better.
      He called his cat and said,
      'Measure, do your stuff.'

      Measure got up, walked to the fridge,
      took out a quart of milk,
      got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard
      and poured exactly 8 ounces
      without spilling a drop into the glass.

      Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
      Then the three men turned to the
      Government Employee and said,
      'What can your cat do?'

      The Government Employee called his cat and said,
      'Coffee Break, do your stuff.'
      Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......

      ate the cookies..... ..
      drank the milk.......
      sh-t on the paper.......
      screwed the other three cats.......
      claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
      filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. .....
      put in for Workers' Compensation. ......... .....and
      went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.


  • Call4ljw's Avatar
    1,236 posts since May '08
    • Quite True!


      but a little too long le can try shorten.


      for me, i dont plan to work for the government though.

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