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Charles and Camilla Wedding Night

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  • PassiveIncome1's Avatar
    345 posts since Dec '08
    • Royal  Wedding Night

      Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter
      around her feet as the day went on.

      That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired
      to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please
      remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!"

      Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but
      it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back,
      "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!"

      "Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

      Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla
      exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!"

      In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told
      you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!"

      Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody
      hell, darling! This one's even tighter!"

      To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man,
      always a Navy man!"

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