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  • whereismyrib's Avatar
    1,242 posts since Nov '05
  • NeverSayGoodBye's Avatar
    8,277 posts since May '05
    • 1) What's black and white and very noisy?

      2) Why did the turtles crossed the road?

      3) Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

      4) How did you know an elephant is under the bed?

  • ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~'s Avatar
    31,262 posts since Oct '02
    • 谁没有午餐吃?

       

      Ans: 白痴。因为天下没有白痴(白吃)的午餐

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  • NeverSayGoodBye's Avatar
    8,277 posts since May '05
    • 1) What's black and white and very noisy?

      Ans: A zebra playing drums

      2) Why did the turtles crossed the road?

      Ans: To get to the shell station

      3) Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

      Ans: To the retail store

      4) How did you know an elephant is under the bed?

      Ans: When your nose touches the ceiling

    • What did the trees wear to a Pool Party?

      Ans: Swimming Trunks

      What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

      Ans: Stamp

      What buliding has the most stories?

      Ans: Library

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