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  • Evanglion's Avatar
    2,647 posts since Apr '04
    • Originally posted by stellazio:
      i'm a master kenger.. Laughing

      Laughing Laughing Laughing

    • Originally posted by bo liao:
      u go registry the clinic..

      then glup down coke/sarsi/rotbear.. the more gas the better..

      when turn to see doc...u say stomache...he will take the stellascope to put ur stomach..

      the carbon dia-o-side from the coke will creat rumbling sound> same lik when u hv genenuine stomache...

      then can get mc liao.. tis i learn when i was in army..it worked...no have 20 times also hv 15 times.

      mmm.. tml i go try.. i need to go company clinic at jurong point "medical group"

    • when keng, what face reaction must i do? or just be normal?

  • bo liao's Avatar
    2,236 posts since Feb '04
    • Originally posted by Evanglion:
      when keng, what face reaction must i do? or just be normal?

      go JP ah... hmm... u also in west side?

      keng hv to make sick face lor..those lik half dead> wu jing da chai face

      if go ur company place, the coke way should work..

  • Evanglion's Avatar
    2,647 posts since Apr '04
    • Originally posted by bo liao:
      go JP ah... hmm... u also in west side?

      keng hv to make sick face lor..those lik half dead> wu jing da chai face

      if go ur company place, the coke way should work..

      so i need not eat toothpaste already right? confirm 2 days m.c mah? lol

  • bo liao's Avatar
    2,236 posts since Feb '04
    • Originally posted by Evanglion:
      so i need not eat toothpaste already right? confirm 2 days m.c mah? lol

      ur qus also powerful hor.. i not doc...i can be sure u can get mc...

      if u want more is make sore eyes liao..

  • Ray2's Avatar
    1,103 posts since Dec '03
    • Originally posted by bo liao:
      in army last time i tried, eat ¼ tube of paste..

      is really get fever...can get mc

      BUT

      down side is the aftermath of mc

      watever u eat is taste of toothpaste..drink water also toothpaste. smoke also toothpaste smell..

      not joking, i at army time tried manu rubbish way to get mc..

      eat toothpaste won't die meh?

  • WiNtEr'SkiLL's Avatar
    5,185 posts since Oct '05
  • dragg's Avatar
    49,302 posts since Mar '05
  • borntolive's Avatar
    3,252 posts since May '05
    • Originally posted by Ray2:
      eat toothpaste won't die meh?

      if consuming will get into trouble..they cant sell

  • Ray2's Avatar
    1,103 posts since Dec '03
    • Originally posted by borntolive:
      if consuming will get into trouble..they cant sell

      wah lau eh, eat 1/4 tube leh, not accidentally swallow.

  • Evanglion's Avatar
    2,647 posts since Apr '04
    • Originally posted by Ray2:
      wah lau eh, eat 1/4 tube leh, not accidentally swallow.

      he power mah Laughing for me i eat 30% i scared to eat some more Confused

    • I got my m.c after drinking coke.. Laughing Really works. Mr. Green Twisted Evil

      the toothpaste i ate no fever leh Evil or Very Mad Laughing

  • Ayukat's Avatar
    3,378 posts since Jan '04
  • bo liao's Avatar
    2,236 posts since Feb '04
    • Originally posted by Ray2:
      eat toothpaste won't die meh?

      no, if die , i wun be here typing liao..

    • Originally posted by dragg:
      why eat it in the first place?

      last time i heard ppl say take colgate will make body temp go up, i boring in camp so keng mc lor..

    • Originally posted by Ray2:
      wah lau eh, eat 1/4 tube leh, not accidentally swallow.

      ¼ is not those biggest tube, is the midum size...3.20 tat one..when one at dispair, will do anything.. Laughing

    • Originally posted by Evanglion:
      I got my m.c after drinking coke.. Laughing Really works. Mr. Green Twisted Evil

      the toothpaste i ate no fever leh Evil or Very Mad Laughing

      cos the co2 in stomach acting up...but if u burb then gone case...haha..

      tooth paste is by swollow down by table spoon...bout ¼ tube u someday try ...

      if ask me do again, i will never do it.. the taste is everything toospaste smell for 1 day plus... Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

  • ShutterBug's Avatar
    6,078 posts since Feb '04
    • Just find out what toothpaste are generally made of from the internet, and you go figure out if it is edible or not.

      In my opinion, it shouldn't be poisionous, but it wouldn't be tasty either.

      Apart from giving you that Cool-Tingling-Sensation in your mouth, it will do the same to your gullet as well!

      And I think if you ingest a whole tube of it, regardless of brand, I'd say you'd likely have a stomach ache in about 6 hours time - Diarrhea.

  • renorenal's Avatar
    14,774 posts since Feb '05
    • Originally posted by stellazio:
      i'm a master kenger.. Laughing

      Stell, don't use it too many times, if not the doctor will really stick his finger up your A hole to check for bloody stools... Mr. Green

      Upper gastrointestinal hemorrhage from gastritis can lead to formation of dark tarry stools... Mr. Green

  • kaobeikaobu's Avatar
    7,926 posts since Feb '04
  • NT2's Avatar
    5,483 posts since Oct '05
  • applesweetgirl's Avatar
    849 posts since Dec '03
    • when i was in kindergarden, i showed my friend i ate toothpaste.
      before i performed, i asked her to promise don't tell teacher. she nodded, a bit dun believe i will eat it like htat.
      so i really ate it. it was kodomo strawberry flavour. super delicious.
      she cried and went to tell the teacher.
      knn!!! then my teacher told my mother. and both of the teacher and my mother reprimanded me. haiz.

  • NT2's Avatar
    5,483 posts since Oct '05
    • Originally posted by applesweetgirl:
      when i was in kindergarden, i showed my friend i ate toothpaste.
      before i performed, i asked her to promise don't tell teacher. she nodded, a bit dun believe i will eat it like htat.
      so i really ate it. it was kodomo strawberry flavour. super delicious.
      she cried and went to tell the teacher.
      knn!!! then my teacher told my mother. and both of the teacher and my mother reprimanded me. haiz.

      you eat why she cry? Mr. Green

  • mystiv's Avatar
    8,101 posts since May '05
    • Arcording to a research done by a university in the UK, eating too much toothpaste will cause a reaction in the stomach which thins the walls of the stomach

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