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    • most rich and powerful people are short.

      Example= George Bush, Bill Gates, Putin, Ah Long, Towkay, Lee Kuan Yew, SR Nathan, Don Corleone, Micheal Corleone, Peter Clemenza and lastly  Harry Potter...

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    • Then ah. at night ah. He will kpkb bark at all persons entering or just walking pass the whole stretch of street. He think the whole street is my house premise ah. cannot be right.

       

      How to let him know and stop this behaivour.

       

      Barking is only allowed when someone is entering our premise. Aiyah hard to train dogs sia. Feel like finding a gun and shoot him to death.

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    • Hi,

       

      I got a three years old Cocker Spainiel. He likes to anyhow poo around.

       

      When i bring him to park to do his business. He will take his own sweet time to poo here alittle bit poo there alittle bit. Not like other dogs. One time finish job. After dat, he will pee here alittle pee there alittle. Wtf is wrong with this bloody dog.

       

      This is getting on my nerves. He will look at me while doing his business like encouraging me to hammer him like tat. A innocent cheeky face like. icon_evil.gif

       

      How do i train him to poo and pee all at one time one spot finish job?

       

       

       

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    • Or maybe ask the groom to jump from 3 storey high HDB flat. Just for fun of it..and to see he can tahan anot.

       

      Lol

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    • to prove his undyingly love for the bride...ask him to smell a sweaty bangala contruction worker' ass for 30 seconds...

       

      Well...maybe 3 minutes ba...

       

      no break allowed.

       

       

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    • lan par la...all of u wrong la...i listen to the clip liao...tat gal is singaporean la...'tar suo wo si ji okay ? ' LOL..

       

      Anyway that old woman deserve it...pple where what got huan teo her meh..

       

      Or bi good or bi good.

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    • Why everything also tiong bu tiong bu......wat if she is jiu hu kia.

       

      Malaysian chinese girls some like to dress like tat.

       

      But so fierce i like..hehehe

       

       

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    • Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:

       


      You are still in Bangkok!!!


      Sa Wa Dee Kap!!!!


       

      Haha yes krup.  Khun Andrew  :)

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    • Originally posted by viciouskitty74:

      And erm.....in Oz or US or canada......car is a staple....because the public transport system isnt up to scratch......

      And if you want to compare sg public transport system and errr angmoh transport system.......you should also look at Malaysia & thailand bus transport systems.....


      Ermm paiseh to side track abit. From what i observed. The average Thais pple usually dun like and depend on public transport like us masses sillyporeans.

      The average poorest poor until cannot poor type Thai pple have at least a old bike to get around. And the middle class Thais & above all owned a decent car. Beats me on how they do it. The very young Thais here most of them drive Accord,Vios & jazz. While our youngsters here are still taking the MRT and SBS buses. Lolz. I got a very good job here in Bangkok and im not even on par with them young Thais. Not even with my SGD dollars that i saved when living in spore.

      And they still have the cash to party 1-2 times per week without fail in upmarket trendy clubs. Chase pretty Thai girls around.

      The people who bo pian take the public transport are those pple who just arrived from other cities and are just beginning to establish their 'base' in the new city. Or in other words maybe they just lack the money. I duno. Lolz...

         

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    • Hi

       

      My acer laptop was working perfectly fine until i insert a cheap earphone i brought for fun in the pasar malam.

       

      Now there no sound no matter what i plug in.

       

      And the audio jack is not green colour as like others..The one i plug is label as SPIF. Black colour

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    • Originally posted by davidche:

      How to commit suicide if you are like tat?icon_lol.gif


      LOL HAHAHA...u made my day !! So funny joke early in the morning gif me see. How to commit suidide if the arm legs hands all gone ? LOL wana hang himself also cannot lo...

      HAHAHOOOHOHHEEE HAA HOO HAA HEE

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    • Originally posted by angel7030:


      Drive Advante only talk so much, diam lah, me eat tao sar pian


      Why? Your father forum ah. What makes you think i drive advante ? LOLz my nick was created out of random way back before even the Avante car is out. I should have copyrighted my nick and sue the head office car company. 

      You eat tao sar pia i eat angmoh hamburger pix max mill ah. dun pray pray with me. Wait i pop your rambutans then u know

      Lolzz

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    • Stop kpkb la..Sillyporeans..All brave fancy words but no action. Go and fight it out la..Why whine and whine....Funny thing is still go pay the fine obediantly LOL.. What a country full of co ck humchee citizens...

       

      How long u all can tahan this further ?

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    • Originally posted by mrwonderful:

      Np. You can even get the motor and gearbox (+ battery) shipped from a HK shop like Redwolf. I think it is no issue.

      Go for Systema or Guarder FTKs (Full Tune Up Kits). Also will have to change battery I think.

      You living in Thailand or just temp?


      I should be here quite awhile. One more year or two the max. Unsure to say for now. See how its goes 1st.

       

      So where you from mrwonderful? From what i see, must be staying in some countries where airsoft is widely practised as u know quite alot of airsoft details. Haha

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    • Originally posted by mrwonderful:

      Japanese airsoft are the most solid. But if you watching your budget can go for some China airsoft. They are getting better at replicating the Japanese airsoft AEGs. Like Real Sword for instance.

      It depends heavily on what type of role you want to play, your taste of weapons and what is the skirmish ground like. If it is CQB you should get a GBB pistol or a CQB AEG like the MP5A5.

      CQB - TM Hi capas are very solid. Either the 5.1, 4.3 or the 1911 models. Newer models like the TM G17 I never tried yet but should be as good since they using the same blowback system as the Hi capas.

      Outdoor - Alot of choices here: TM AEGs, like the TM M4 or the AK is very popular. You can also get sniper rifles. Lots of those to choose from.

      China made MP5s like the one you mentioned above are probably Double Elephant or CYMA or some lower end AEG. The main difference is the gearbox and motor are of inferior quaility than the jap one. But Im very surprised to see the china AEG is 1/6 the cost of the japanese model (most probably TM?).

      If I were you I would just buy the China MP5, open it up and replace the internals (just fly to HK and buy the motor and gearbox, then bring back swap; get a thai gunsmith to do it for you): More powerful and will last much longer.

      My God, This is amazing information. Thank you mrwonderful. I will buy a china made and replace the parts with better quality part just as you said. Thank you for sharing with your cool information.

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    • Geez...I only ask for expertise information details only nia also cannot. confused.png Might as well close down this Airsoft Forum then.

       

      As well as millitary nuts since it is impossible to own rifles,tanks,fighter plane also... icon_evil.gif

       

      _i_

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    • Hi guys,

       

      Can someone recommend me any good quality value for money website that i can order a rifle and other misc ? Most probably doing international shipping. I currently in Thailand. And prices here are quite steep. A china made mp5 cost around 5,000baht while a japanese one cost around 30,000 baht.

       

      Which is the more powerful type of all ? Is it gas,spring coil,air or electric ? From the shops i survey here..they mosty stock gas and electric. Please advise me i am a newbie and very keen on this hobby. I wan a very powerful rifle to pawn the Thai people (airsoft team) here.

       

      And lastly which made should i get? A china made,Taiwan,Japanese or the US?

       

      And is airsoft accurate ?

       

       

      Thank you thank you please help me

       

       

       

       

       

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    • There nothing these two countries cant intercept.(America & the U.K) They have the world's best code crackers and the best system analysis personnel all cramped into the famed NSA alone.

       

      Only God knows what current latest technologies they are having now and are applying it to all of us unknowingly. 

       

      The CIA and NSA alone are a frightening deadly combination. Let alone joining forces with the British MI6.

       

      To track and intercept Skype is just like asking them to intercept MSN messages. Lol....Child-play..

       

      HEHE HAHAHA HOO HAA HEE HAA HOO  "The joker's laugh in Dark Knight"

       

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    • If they dun somehow 'legalise' prostitution' , they will be more rape case in singapore u blardi fool.