Two points.

Point #1 : [b]TS, you are a moron[/b]. I feel that your note about not having two public holidays dedicated to you is a valid point. But I insist that you, judging by the way you stooped to racist remarks yourself, are a moron.

Point #2 : Clearly, parn possesses strong sentiments regarding Indians, a community that contributes and continues to contributes many worthwhile citizens that do not deserve your scorn.

I am curious to know if Mr Parn would dare to utter such remarks to an Indian in the face and not hide behind a computer screen where the people on the receiving end of your stupid remarks cannot lunge from your computer screen, punch you in the jaw, and leave you crying.

Will you take up my challenge, Mr Parn? I have many Indian friends that I am sure will be very interested in hearing your views on how they are "over-toasted". Would you like to meet some of them?

Similarly, I wonder if Ms Angel0730 would repeat her comments to an Indian ISD officer investigating you for possibly breaching the Sedition Act.

Looking forward to your replies. Have a nice evening. :)

Of coz not lah. Ah ma caught us. Ah ma black face, gf black face. My LJ sad face.

In restrospect, I fully understand why the ah ma stare at us with dagger eyes. Imagine if you caught a couple outside your flat fooling around - I'd imagine most of us would be pretty pissed that such things can happen on our doorstep.

Other exciting events for me ah? Well mhm I have had BJs on double-decker buses many times before, but I never found them particularly exciting. You people might want to give that a shot though. I recommend this bus that goes from YCK to East Coast. It's possibly bus number 76. There's a long stretch of expressway where you might find time to have a quick blow.

Personally the most genuinely thrilling f**k is when I did my gf in the chalet toilet during her best friend's birthday party. Around 5-6 people were in the room watching and we were quietly sneaking a quickie. Donno why but I found that exciting.

Like I said, I tend to have alot of sex at outdoor or public places because I'm too poor to go to hotel 81 regularly. Given a choice, I would like a nice, private room more than any "thrilling" outdoor sex. I don't know what's the hooha about it.

PSS (practice safe sex) bros.

The most humiliating incident happened last year I think. My gf was on her lunch break and it so happened that she was wearing smart business wear for her presentation in poly (I can never understand why poly ppl must wear smart smart when presenting - kind of like playing dress-up, lame sia). Nevertheless, I was still turned on by her attire. First time see her wear so formal so abit suaku.

I pressed to have a quickie by the staircase of a hdb block. I though that since it was noon there wont be much coming and going and it would be fairly safe lah. So we settled on a staircase and position ; the one where the girl bang herself down on my dick while I'm sitting upright - what is that called ah?

I remember there was only time for one downstroke when this old ah ma came tottering down the stairs and apparently, we were about to f**k on HER flight of stairs. Wah, kena black face like jialat sia. I faster put away my LJ back into my boxers but then I forgot to pull up my jeans - stupid sia me. So there I was acting innocent but then my jeans were around my thighs. I guess I was so nervous that I forgot.

Kena nag and nag like hell by gf for that incident and she swore that we will never do it at staircase again.

haha brudder, I think next time you will realise that making love in the morning comes more naturally than you think it would :)

Me and my girl are poor - we can't afford hotel rooms too often, so we (I) tend to take advantage of public places while we (I) can.

There was once we were bonking in the Sentosa's mens toilet at 6am in the morning. Got up for an early shower together and it turned out to be an early f**k, haha. It was those nice toilets near the 7-11 at Siloso (or Palawan?) beach. She was making too much noise and suddenly there was a knock and a gruff Indian voice cried out, "Hello!! What you doing inside!!"

"Bathing lah!!"

Ahahaha I remember I was quite nervous because I though it might have been the beach patrol people reporting on "strange" noises or some freak trying to tape us in the act (happened to a friend of my gf's b4). Anyway the Indian feller went into the adjacent cubicle (could see the shadow of his feet) but went away soon after.

As I'm typing this suddenly abit more memories start coming back. Earlier that night, I think my girlfriend had my LJ out and was just about to blow me. It was raining very heavily and we were under the shelter of some building (was it the 7-11 building? I not sure). Anyway she just put her lips to my LJ when two banglas/ ran in with newspapers over their heads trying to shelter themselves from the rain. They took one look at us and ran back out! How odd.

Anyway my gf was too "busy" so she didn't notice what happened. I didn't tell her after it was over lol.

I have highlighted this thread to the authorities a few hours after this thread was put up and have submitted a screenshot as requested by the Ang Mo Kio North Neighbourhood Police Centre. A certain Station Inspector R. Pereira will be looking into the case.

Racism should not be tolerated.

Originally posted by CM06:

Greatest Generals:

General Motors

General Dynamics

General Electrics

General theory of relativity

General Public

C&C Generals

Singapore General Hospital

Armchair Generals

Ellen De' Generals (LOL)

 

Sia lah. You should be a professional stand-up comedian, sia! Your gift for humour truly prodigal. Aiseh.

Point number 6 rocks!

Observers tagging and trailing coalition forces on operations is the most likely scenario.

I would think that it would be pretty difficult, even with heavy censoring, to base a platoon or company-sized deployment of armed SAF peacekeepers in a forward operating base to conduct regular security patrols. Pretty much fricking impossible with the spotlights of the world media trained on Afghanistan. Might be plausible in a slight sense if they sat on their butts and did nothing, but that would be counter-productive. Chances are, something's going to happen that will catch attention. Afghanistan is not East Timor and Oruzgan is not Cova Lima.

In terms of operational experience to be gained, the SAF would indeed miss out of if it does not commit, at some point in time or another, regular combat soldiers to the theatre. If East Timor was a BMT for our ADF peacekeepers, then Afghanistan would be a full-fledged ATEC if they are deployed to hot zones like Helmand, Oruzgan and Kandahar. Apologies if it's a callous analogy. Perhaps it's already happening now. We might never know for certain.

Or perhaps it will never happen.

Because I doubt the average Singaporean truly understands the threat that global terrorism poses to us. Perhaps it's not worth a cabinet minister's seat in a GRC if body-bags come home from distant lands.

I cannot remember the exact age I underwent my circumcision operation. Perhaps age nine or ten.

Oh, and "operation" is a grand word to use for my experience. It was more of a scalpel session and now that I think about it, a surgery hobbyist from the Dark Ages could have carried it out. Before the circumcision, I anxiously enquired with my peers about their own experiences, and there was reassuring talk of fancy lasers and rings and painlessness.

I remember being laid down and a blindfold was wrapped around my eyes. However, Mr. Doctor did not realize his blindfond tying skills were fairly inadequate and I was able to witness the entire event as my I was able to peek out underneath the cloth. I was a fairly brave boy and tried not to show any fear, though I wonder today if the trembling in my voice was tangible. The doctor was a kindly old man who tried his best to cheer me up, and I tried my best to laugh at his small jokes and small talk. "How old are you, adek? Wah.. big boy already ah. How's school? Must study hard, you know." In the background, his wife, who also doubled as his nurse, carried a tray of sleek and delicate silver surgical equipment that I would have thought more appropriate for a woman in labour undergoing a Caesarian.

I remember a final shrill laugh from myself, a pathetic attempt to tell mysef that this is going to be a walk in the park. I am fearless. I know no pain. I kept telling myself that.

I almost blacked out at what happened next. A scream caught in my throat as his wife injected a two-inch long syringe into what you people will call my lan jiao. It was the most painful sensation I have ever experienced in the whole of my life, now and then. It was the sharpest of pains into the most sensitive of areas. Later, I was told the injection was for painkilling purposes, to numb the nerves. Painkilling? You nearly killed me with pain!

Following that, came the cutting. With a scalpel, the skin of my kukubird was slowly and not so precisely sliced off. I watched in morbid horror and cursed the doctor for not tying the blindfold tighly enough and allowing me to watch as an unwilling spectator. Round and round the scalpel went, around the head of my penis. The skin peeled off like the leavings from a pencil sharpener as a pencil is rubbed against the razor. I watched as my raw flesh was uncovered and unwrapped. I was being skinned alive.

After it was done, I sat up, trembling. On a tray, were several long, thin shreds of skin that formerly house the head of my instrument. In between my legs was a raw piece of meat, oozing pus and dirty blood. I was too shocked for words. I was too shocked to even cry. I stared unblinkingly as the nurse gingerly picked up the tray with her gloved hands and disposed my scalped pieces of skin into a bin.

Ever since that day, my pain tolerance has been pretty high! Cheers mate. :)

Originally posted by iSpeak:

Hi, a little confused by your post because strictly-speaking in a geographical sense, Afghanistan is not a Gulf deployment. Gulf deployments will be deployments to Iraq, Kuwait and etcetera. Sorry for the nit-picking.

Support elements? I would not know if the SAF is providing a security element for our own treams. Thus, I will assume that security and protection for our teams will be provided by other nations i.e the NZDF in Bamyan, Dutch and Ozzies in Oruzgan or even Afghan National Army troops.

How many here think our commitment to Afghanistan will escalate within the next five years? Given that members of local terrorist cells received training in the country and that evidence of a plot to bomb Yishun MRT station (just five minutes walk from where I live), I believe it is more likely that not that our involvement will deepen.

Afghanistan, the centre of the world.

Originally posted by LazerLordz:

For the Gulf deployments, the fellas are undergoing the required training needed for such AORs.

If need be, they are more than able to protect themselves. For every detachment there's support elements. ;)

 

Hi, a little confused by your post because strictly-speaking, Afghanistan is not a Gulf deployment. Gulf deployments will be Iraq, Kuwait. Sorry for the nit-picking. :)

Support elements? I don't know if the SAF is providing a security element for our own treams. Well, maybe not in the public domain, anyhow. I know that some people here with friends in certain units might say otherwise, but saying so might get them into trouble. Thus, I  will assume that security and protection will be provided by other nations i.e the NZDF in Bamyan, Dutch and Ozzies in Oruzgan or even ANA.

How many here think our commitment to Afghanistan will escalate within the next five years? Given that members of local terrorist cells received training in-country and that evidence of a plot to bomb Yishun MRT station (just five minutes walk from where I live) was uncovered there, I believe it is more likely that not that our involvement will deepen.

Afghanistan, the centre of the world.

Negative unless C-130 executes a VTOL off the PIE at rush-hour in a demonstration of our emergency runway capabilities.

First, you must cordon the block with Leopard MBTs from 48 SAR and the whole of 7SIB. Meanwhile, Primus from 21 SA zero in on the building while Chinooks deploy Pegasus howitzers for added punch. Must use Chinook, coz heli-deployment very stylo. LRRP from 1st Commando will insert 3 days prior to the operation to recce the place and mark targets with lasers. Apaches launch hellfires onto every level while F-16s and F-15s drop JDAMS. SOF will conduct free-fall from Super Pumas and land on the roof and blaze down ten stories while Guardsmen rappel head-first down from more helis and crash through glass windows. Night-vision gear and infrared opticals are mandatory regardless of time of day. Meanwhile, CDF, COA and Defence Minister have a grandstand view of the whole excercise.

The Singapore Armed Forces. Breaking new ground.

Online tactical demonstration by SAF : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMSPTVApgZs&feature=related

Originally posted by baseturn:

The news reports it was only vehicles were slightly damaged and no one was injured. It only involved Kiwi troops. No mention of our boys over there.

A while back, ST mentioned that our dental and engineer team have already returned home ages ago.

Anyway... there are risks for all soldiers involved in any kind of peacekeeping or humanitarian deployment in a conflict zone.

I'm sure our boys are taking care of themselves.

Yes, I am merely highlighting the possible dangers our servicemen face. To reiterate, the Singapore contingent will be based alongside the NZDF PRT and will face the same threats. The previous year's rotation have obviously returned - but MINDEF has not released the date of departure and duration of deployment of the current teams. They might already be there, or they might be leaving soon. Anyone have any news? Anyway, our teams are rotated on a 3 month basis and that is usually half the time of what most servicemen from other countries serve.

I am encouraged by the fact that we are sending professionals to face operational risks, unlike a certain's country cavalier self-declared Christian missionaries last year.

Latest report just in from Radio New Zealand News.

Posted at 5:58am on 01 Apr 2008

It's a psychological thing.

I bet you only had your first pussy recently, am I right? Wait, don't bother telling me I'm right. I know I am.

I will tell you the two primary factors behind your predicament, assuming your partner is reasonably attractive and does not possess the looks of rush-hour roadkill.

Firstly, you're jerking your little sausage way too much at home. Probably more than once a day, sheerly out of habit. You're too used to shooting your load only through the sensation of your hands and hence, when faced with a good old cheese pie, it feels alien. I bet you asked your girl to give you a little shake. Doesn't work too good, right? That's because girls usually don't have that much strength especially if she is inexperienced, or you're just not accustomed to a different stroking pattern.

Solution? Cut back on the porno and let the kettle boil a little longer. Cease all rubbing and wrist excercise activities if you anticipate a session within 2-3 days. The disadvantage to this, however, is that your love juice will probably stink a little more than how it usually smells. Kinda like spoilt milk, but worse. Too bad for the girl - but who gives a **** about her, hah!

Secondly, it's a mental thingy as well. You've spent the last few years, since that time you got your first bit of hair on your ugly ballsack, doing it alone. And now there's someone with you. Adds a subconscious-pressure, believe me. Just be patient, take it easy. Don't freak out. Alot of teenagers are facing this problem due to over-exposure to pornographic materials since they were twelve and under-exposure to the real deal.

What I can recommend you doing is try to get her to play out little fantasy. Maybe you always wanted to do doggy-style, or with her hands bound. Or your hands bound?  Whatever works. I don't care. It helps, a little. Personally, I'm a big fan of male over female dominance, and you will be amazed by how many girls are turned on by their pet fantasies of being cute, little, helpless and innocent things. You will also be surprised, that many of them surprisingly enjoy dirty-talk. Call her a slut in bed. Spank her. Coax the devil out of her.

After a few sessions, you'll be spitting volcanoes in no time.

P.S : Yes, women generally enjoy playing the submissive one in bed. However, that attitude disappears the moment that moment is over. :(

Is it true that all regular Guards and Infantry specs have to serve their Sect Comd tour in ADF?

Heard it from a friend who's an instructor at SIW. Zhun bo?

A terrorist on the loose in Singapore. How disconcerting.

Pity the boys in 6 SIR sia..

I think hor, nowadays, both guys and girls think too much.

The guys who bitch about paying will most likely end up with foreign wives. Whining is not going to get them anything of standard. The girls who complain that Singaporean men are sub-standard are probably fantasizing bumping into a White Prince Charming around Clarke Quay. Doesn't happen that often, really. Singaporean women are to Ang Mor men what Vietnamese women are to Singaporean men.

Hey, I don't believe relationships are about money, and neither does my partner. When I first started dating my girlfriend, I spent around $3K on our first three months alone. After that I went to school, and went totally broke. I thought that would be the end of us. The cliched No Money, No Honey. Yet, she's still around and loves me just as much, probably much more now than in the past. In fact, the situation is reversed. She's now drawing $1K monthly as a nursing student under a hospital bond and she pretty much insists on paying everytime we eat out. Me? I get by with fifty bucks for two weeks. I try my very best to pay but sometimes, I just can't. She understands and it's not an issue for her. For her, the more important issues that should be closer to our hearts is the time we spend together, my fidelity to her ;), the future we plan together.

My girlfriend is a wonderful Singaporean woman. She is three years older than me. She can easily get a guy who drives her around and spends loads of dough on her. But she knows that pretty much noone can love her as much as I do. Her last boyfriend before me was a supervisor at her working place who used to drive her around for lunch breaks. Me? I was at the same company.. sweeping floors and doing other saikang for $5 an hour. I don't have anything close to a car. I sold my bicycle away so that I could afford giving her a decent anniversary present for all the unconditional love she has shown to me. Her family was shocked that she could be dating such a loser. I'm not even good-looking! But she has stood by me, ever loyal, for more than a year and I am very thankful for her patience with my shortcomings.

There are good local women out here, men just have to try harder. Vice versa.

Have a nice day.

Originally posted by rooki:

Yeah, yeah.

Look, Singapore would never have needed such a wasteful armed forces if its leaders had shut up, put up, and stayed with Malaysia. National pride versus 2(3?) generations of males having their brains fried by NS? A bumi policy -untenable anyway- versus constant paranoia towards neighbours, having no support whatsoever?

Sometimes I really pity you men. Being used as pawns by the rulers while having your language faculties and other parts of your brain slowly wrecked by NS. And then wondering why the government doesn't give you rights commensurate with foreigners.

Hi.

I'll just like to point out a couple of likely scenarios if your average Singaporean male did not serve his National Service.

First example ; Pedra Branca will not be an issue. Why? Because we won't be having our RSN missile corvettes patrolling around that rock and our NDU guys hanging their legs and MP5s out of helicopters overhead to ensure that our right to national sovereignty is not threatened. We can face other foreigners in the eye and know that we are not a country of total wusses.

Secondly, imagine the cost of your PUB bill without the presence of an SAF. Malaysia would play havoc with the water rates. Maybe a ringgit per litre for all you care. Maybe lima puloh sen. Price of an essential good goes up, the rest of the market follows suit. Everything in your life, from buying a bowl of laksa, buying a packet of panadol, having a baby, rises up tremendously. Inflation occurs. Trade deficit tumbles. Economics, baby. Singapore is reduced to a third-world country, where you take a shit in a little hut with no flushing, and an ah pek comes around at 5am daily to dispose of the daily human waste of your kampong. Yeah, kampong. The government probably wouldn't be able to afford to build HDB flats for you. Don't talk about NEWater and desalination plants - we won't be able to afford those, either.

As was mentioned, Gandhi is the exception, not the rule. The Swiss were not invaded during World War 2 by Nazi Germany not because they marched up and down the Alps on hunger strikes, but because they had a dedicated and committed military that could stop German panzers in their tracks coupled with the serious terrain advantages. History has shown that emulating the Swiss model is a more reliable and efficient way of ensuring your survival.

There are very wide political, economic and social implications if we were to dump NS, and if you are not aware of them, then well, I would advise you to do take some time to ponder a little.

Have a nice day.

Originally posted by mrwonderful:

ispeak is quite naive.

even in SAF, Malays are only assigned to SPF, Civil Defence, RP or Drivers almost all the time. They are rarely in normal army combat vocations.

i think this case here the parents dont exhibit any responsibility. and they are worried the kids will be taken away from them and put in welfare.

unfortunate but whats the alternative? follow the parents sleep on roadside?

Oh, believe me, I know quite well about the unofficial policy of discrimination in the Singapore Armed Forces. An RSAF captain once shrugged his shoulders and explained to me the lack of personnel in sensitive vocations as "simply a matter of geography."

This matter deserves another thread altogether.

Have you ever wondered why SOME chinese feel that way towards SOME of the malays? It take two hands to clap. I'm not saying all malays are like that or all chinese are good, I'm just saying that there ARE malays who are racist (encountered before personally) and there ARE chinese who will be racist back to them. We live in a non-ideal world, and certain things like these cannot be changed cos if there's a fault, everyone is at fault, if there's no fault, everyone can say they are innocent.

So in other words, let people speak all they want. By telling them not to pass racist comments, they will tell you something like "also got some malays say racist thing to me leh".

So just let it be.

The attitude of "letting it be" smacks of sweeping things under the carpet. During WW2, the vast majority of 70 million odd Germans decided to close one eye towards the discrimination of the Jews and the Holocaust happened. While this is an extreme example, such historic precedents bode ill for us who live in a society whose fabric is not as strong as we might like.

"Ala cheena say malay, malay say cheena back fair fair mah.. just relac lah.. owaes lyk this one.. cheena say ah neh black black ah neh call us munjen fair mah.. way of the world lah.."

I hope this is not the attitude carried forward by Singaporeans.

I am not crying foul for the Malays.

I am crying foul for what saddeningly seems to be a small minority of Singaporeans who are sick of the poison that is racism. I do not care for the colour of your skin; you can be ah beng, mat, ah neh or serani, but I will condemn anyone who attacks your race with unjustified remarks.

The reality is that many of us are coloured by personal negative experiences, but the question is are you big enough to rise above petty defensiveness?

Racism is only one of the ugly social divisions that divide Singaporeans; on top of that Singaporeans are also slowly being split apart into classes based on education/background/income.

My appeal is simple for Sgforumers. Stop and discourage overt racism, as so wantonly displayed here, directed at any race whatsoever. Moderators, please take firmer action.

I apologize so much for digressing from the topic. I felt the need to address the certain ugly remarks posted here.

I acknowledge that the Malays here are relatively behind their Chinese and Indian counterparts in almost all areas - but statistics have shown as a community they are by and large catching up. However small the percentage, the university enrollment of Malays are increasing. Drug problems are nowhere near the catastrophe they were during the 1980s. The biggest issue facing the Malay community is the rise of social problems such as high divorce and abortion rates. You have to understand that the current generation is suffering from the failings of those beforehand - socio-economic problems are always a vicious cycle. Therefore, I find it admirable that the the lower echelons of the Malay community are at last making significant progress at breaking out of this cycle.

Such issues though, are not my main irritant in the postings of this topic.

What has social and economic problems got to do with racial harmony and tolerance?

If you're poor and uneducated, I still have a social responsibility, as a fellow human being, to show you respect. You don't spit at any man for no good reason, no matter if he is a millionaire or the unfortunate Chinese aunty who resorts to selling tissue paper at kopitiam for her earning.

The human tendency to moralize is forgivable. Even ignorance, to a certain extent, is pardonable. But the human urge to discriminate and sling mud at another group for being of a different colour cannot be tolerated for the sake of our humanity and basic decency.

My appeal to all members of SgForums is to don't let yourselves down by passing off the odd callous or racist remark. In attempting to degrade another race, you're just degrading yourself.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Originally posted by ceecookie:

Since they're Muslim,it could indicate that the guy's pretty horny and cant use condom coz Islam forbit it?

I'm Muslim. Since when? Utter rubbish, spread by utter ignorance.

I acknowledge the lack of brains on the part of this couple but the contempt and outright racism visible in this thread disgusts me. We should drop racial harmony day - it is a farce. More than four decades after the race riots it is apparent that racism is still deeply entrenched within out society. It has only been driven underground, in a more subtle sinister manner.

Look at the replies here ; many convey no sympathy - only contempt and disdain.

"hahaha"

"Malays "

"aiya. mostly are those brainless malays luh. though not all."

Furthermore, I find it disturbing that the moderator, Fireice, has not raised issue at all at the blatant examples of racist remarks posted here. As a moderator of a large and popular public forum, her lack of action is certainly questionable.

FYI - Check my IC. I may be Muslim, but I'm Chinese.

Drogba and Ronaldo might be interested.

You're half right. Diving's always cheap.