Crucial Issues that needs to be addressed by Sunday Times.
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St i use it as my toilet paper....not worthy of readingOriginally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Each time , i look into the last page of the Sunday Times , i see threads like
"singaporeans faking accents or whatever" "singaporean selfish.." or being placed inside the Straits Times..or whatever... "singaporean males whiny...."
These issues are not crucial at all...to Singaporeans.... I mean its like even the standard of Journalism has been so deplorable.
Did your lecturer teach you to make "sweeping statements??"
Journalists should avoid making sweeping statements , in order not to distort the views of the reader.
No wonder ive heard of this saying...
"In Singapore , Life is always good , Cause Straits Times say so."
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Just like the British , who are famously known for their accent...Originally posted by M©+square:NO.
The French , who are famously known for their romance...
The Americans , who are famously known for their democracy...
Is having a sense of humour wrong? Im just pondering this question ..
I do mean only harmless fun.
And if you said "No."
Comedians like Mark Lee and Gurmit Singh shouldn't exist -
Be it my own NACF or whatever , a lousy joker is still a joker right?Originally posted by ditzy:You're a lousy joker, your track record proves it. Where is this track record you ask? Give you a hint, sgforums.com.
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Let's put it this way. You're not desperate for fame, but hope to have your nick quoted in a column of a distinguised press.Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Seriously , everyone do have a sense of humour and i admit , i do have fun in other threads by spewing bullshit.
But at least respect the credibility of this thread..
- off the sentence "i need my fair share of fame.duhz"
If im really desperate for fame , i would have
1. plucked eyebrows on orchard road.
2. poses as dragon ball on TV.
3. scared da shitt outta fann wong. -
here's one more...join SuperStarOriginally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Seriously , everyone do have a sense of humour and i admit , i do have fun in other threads by spewing bullshit.
But at least respect the credibility of this thread..
- off the sentence "i need my fair share of fame.duhz"
If im really desperate for fame , i would have
1. plucked eyebrows on orchard road.
2. poses as dragon ball on TV.
3. scared da shitt outta fann wong. -
This got to be copied from somewhere.Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Just like the British , who are famously known for their accent...
The French , who are famously known for their romance...
The Americans , who are famously known for their democracy...
Is having a sense of humour wrong? Im just pondering this question ..
I do mean only harmless fun.
And if you said "No."
Comedians like Mark Lee and Gurmit Singh shouldn't exist -
Dude, watch out for the ink....Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:St i use it as my toilet paper....not worthy of reading -
I can imagine a butt smeared with black ink though.Originally posted by Harris_JeyaRaj:St i use it as my toilet paper....not worthy of reading
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I concur, the expected grammar errors are non-existent.Originally posted by M©+square:This got to be copied from somewhere. -
Can't Singaporeans be famous for their sense of humour?Originally posted by M©+square:This got to be copied from somewhere.
Is having a sense of humour wrong?
Most women have specifically mentioned that having a sense of humour would be good towards a relationship. -
Originally posted by ditzy:I concur, the expected grammar errors are non-existent.
Ditzy the evil. -
Anyway , back to the topic .... i think the one on NUS students needs to be featured this sunday
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You're just trying too hard...i'm bored...Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:Seriously , everyone do have a sense of humour and i admit , i do have fun in other threads by spewing bullshit.
But at least respect the credibility of this thread..
- off the sentence "i need my fair share of fame.duhz"
If im really desperate for fame , i would have
1. plucked eyebrows on orchard road.
2. poses as dragon ball on TV.
3. scared da shitt outta fann wong.
Should i start my sense of humour too?
1) Divert Topic?
2) Post Sggirls jpegs? -
I vote for (1)Originally posted by M©+square:You're just trying too hard...i'm bored...
Should i start my sense of humour too?
1) Divert Topic?
2) Post Sggirls jpegs? -
I thought 2 could be fun since noone has even really done that in Speaker's Corner!?Originally posted by Commander_2224:I vote for (1)
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Hmmm....The boy's only trying [to no avail] to get attention...Originally posted by M©+square:I thought 2 could be fun since noone has even really done that in Speaker's Corner!?
No point making things difficult for the Moderator here though... -
Okie! Point taken.Originally posted by Commander_2224:Hmmm....The boy's only trying [to no avail] to get attention...
No point making things difficult for the Moderator here though...
So let's have some text here.
Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.
Noobs have difficulty reading english and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening. -
Wah I must be missing something. Why so tough on SMAPLionHeart? And why so fierce on noobs? Just becos they do not submit so easily to authority? What authority? Authority of wisdom to convince them and yet they refused to be convince? Or authority from a barrel of a gun?Originally posted by M©+square:Okie! Point taken.
So let's have some text here.
Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.
Noobs have difficulty reading english and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:
Dun know about the British and the French, you mean the Americans are famous for shoving their form of "democracy" down the throats of others who don't want this? I thouhgt we are now sppose to make s'pore a fund place, what with the IRs.
Just like the British , who are famously known for their accent...
The French , who are famously known for their romance...
The Americans , who are famously known for their democracy...
Is having a sense of humour wrong? Im just pondering this question ..
I do mean only harmless fun.
And if you said "No."
Comedians like Mark Lee and Gurmit Singh shouldn't exist
This got to be copied from somewhere.