I got this from another site.. Hilarous ! Love the writing style.
To me America is a girl that my father has prearranged for me to marry. She's beautiful outside, but ugly inside. Everyone would want her, but not like her. Scheming and bullying her way to the top of the heap of power, fame and fortune, she became my liability to salvage. But her Anglo daddy0 simply wont hear any bad talk about his perfect little princess. I am powerless except to brood that she's beyond redemption, after spending most of my life trying. She's simply too faithful to her own brand of faith in democracy, freedom and Christianity.
Let's count her faithful ways:
1. by far world's largest arsenel and arms merchant
2. military bases all around the world, and strategically positioned in the Mideast and Asian Pacific
3. warmongering mob rule by way of demobcrazy and freakdoom
4. God-guiding and communism-phobic, bullying diplomacy
5. anti-family, scum culture of guns, gays, drugs and multi-generation fatherless families
6. seamless propaganda machine to mob'lize weak minds and lost souls of the world
7. conspiracy to sterilize, via sexual and material thrills, bluebloods in their abilities to build a family
8. most heavily funded global smearing campaign and largest rumor mill in history
9. largest herd of running dogs, many in high positions in foreign governments and in jails in China
10. making such a big stink on the Internet forums that it embarrasses a lot of own countrymen
Once, when a neighbor on a nearby island tried to set up a military base, she was willing to risk mutual annihilation nuclear war to stop that. So, how come she cant tell how others feel when she sets up military bases in their backyards? And another time she mourned ever so sadly over an assassination of a young president. But just a while ago before his death, this very president ordered an assasination attempt on another country's president. What's that they say about: dont do to others...? So, she lives in a universe where everyone is expendable but her. Now I could only wish she wont die of her AIDS at a tender young age.
But reflects has many truth in it... I guess