Have a laugh, people, in the midst of this election fever......

Funny:
What is the one thing that press photographers always forget when attending opposition parties' rallies?
Ans:
Wide-angle lens

Funnier:
What is the one thing that press cameramen always forget when filming opposition parties' rallies?
Ans:
Panning the supporters

Funniest:
Ah Beng: Why u never go watch PAP rallies huh?
Ah Seng: Because I can watch them on TV.P.R.R.R. = Press & Rallies, Rest & Relax