Originally posted by Ito_^:
Singapore(SGP) -- Kiasi Tan emerged from the Santosa waves at noon Friday for a Mac Icecream break when, surfboard in hand, he heard his cell phone ringing on the beach. It was a recorded message: "An emergency draft has been activated."
He threw the cell phone into the waters. Four hours later, the 27-year-old computer programmer was at Bintan away from the conflict assuming on a sudden holiday with an unexpected accident of losing his cell phone on the beach.
As a result, he was fined $5,000 a few months after the incident for his negligence.
Kuala Lumpur (SGP) - August 2011. In a bid for water security, Singapore Expeditionary Forces Div I, II, VI occupied Penang Island, Malacca, and the the buffer zone 50km beyond the borders of present day Johor. The unlawful occupants of the Sultante of Johor were captured and are awaiting trial for impersonation. The rightful hereditary Sultan was installed in a colourful ceremony by the President of Singapore at the Istana today.
Said 3SG Ai Lim Chwee, "Reservist training is a misnomer - we are the operationally-ready citizens of Singapore, and we are here to expel the racist terrorists who attempted to seize control and damage our water supplies." Like Saregeant Ai, a 250 000 strong occupationary force is currently in the Northern peninsula under UN auspices to weed out UM racist terrorist cells. Pursuit of these criminals are unabated. It is believed that these terrorists are currently in the jungles of Southern Thailand or in the Nothern Territories. General Kin Kin Hoot announced a policy of rapid deployment and containment of these renegade elements.
The MOD and SAF announced that Endau-Rompin region will be rezoned for comercial and residential use. All veterans will receive 30 acres. Singaporeans were cheered by this popular action and morale among the populace increased significantly despite the troubles. Said PM Lee Hong Tay, "we recognized the tremendous sacrifices that Singaporeans have endured for years; we will right the wrongs of history and pursue our manifest destiny of bringing peace, justice, liberty and democracy to the savages of these regions. It is our duty to pacify these areas."
With opinion polls at an all time-high, it is expected that a overwhelming electoral victory will be secured. Said elections officers, "just because we have a war going on, does not mean that democracy is suspended, instead we need to show the terrorists that terrorism cannot win, and the Singapore way of life will persist, because it is the just and right way."
Johor Public Utilities Board has announced the extension and creation of several water conservation areas. Some of these intrude or border existing suburbs or towns. Current residents have been assured that they will not be affected by this rezoning but further development will not be permitted.
Java has protested to the UN Security Council but a sponsored resolution condemning Singapore's action was defeated by China, USA, and Britain. France and Russia abstained. Said the Secretary-General, Huang Di, "We recognize Singapore's right of existence and need for security. We hope that disproportionate force will not be used, and hardships will not be forced on the civilian population.
Today, Riau islands, a Singapore protectorate will hold a referendum to vote on accension to the Singapore confederation comprising of Sabah, Sarawak, Brunei, and Singapore. Early polls show an overwhelming majority of residents in favour of becoming a constituent state and Singapore citizenship.
In a joint session of the Singapore Parliament and Congress, Aceh representatives started talks on accension to the confedaration.
........ That's when I do National Service .....