A little joke on government high rank payrise...

• joola74

  1 Apr 07, 19:16

  Ah beng was brought to cout for stealing things in a store department.Here is goes...
  
  The judge say: Do you admit you steal?
  
  Ah beng say: I admit i steal.
  
  Judge say: I will bring justic to the department.I will put you to 10 year jail for stealing things.It's a shame you know stealing is against the law but you still do it!
  
  Ah beng say:Well, you cannot blame me for stealing!You gotta blame my company.
  
  Judge say:You steal thing and still dare to argue that you are not at wrong?I will give you extra 10 years for being so arrogant!!!
  
  Ah beng say: If my company pay me well, i will not resort to stealing.They pay me so low, how can i not resort to stealing?Aint the government also say low pay will lead to corruption, so they will increase their pay to stop corruption!!!
  So my judge, who is to blame?My company or me?
  
  The moral behind the story is.... dont use low pay as an excuess to rise ur pay.
  You will sent the wrong signal to the public.So next time if anyone go stealing, take bride or rob.... please blame the government for making us so poor and we had to resort to do bad things.
  If the mp know taking bride is wrong and they still do it, then they should be sent to jail instead of using low pay to protect themselves.And i think our mp salary is not low ok!!!If pay rise can stop corruption, then why do we still need law and order?Why still need police?All our pay increase lah so that we don't need to go steal, rob, taking bride!!! Then Singapore will be a country totally free of corruption!!! Only greedy people with greedy mind will think of this greedy excuse to fullfill their greedy desire for their GREEDY WALLET!!!
• popmynutsy

  1 Apr 07, 19:33

  
• ermintham

  1 Apr 07, 19:38

  Originally posted by joola74:
  
  Judge say: I will bring justic to the department.I will put you to 10 year jail for stealing things.It's a shame you dont know stealing is against the law but you still do it!
  
  

  think got error rite?
• mcfadden

  1 Apr 07, 19:39

  
• monoslayer

  1 Apr 07, 19:42

  +1
• I-like-flings(m)

  1 Apr 07, 19:46

  no lah. u got it wrong lah... actually what the government mean is that... only the elite that is smart enough know how to eat money lah..so low pay they smart will eat money lor.. but other poor ah beng.. they are just all so stupid.. dunno how eat money even when their pay is low lor.. only know how to vote that 66.6% nia lah.. stupid what.. they not the elite what..
  
  understand now?
• laurence82

  1 Apr 07, 19:47

  nice one
  
  
• mystiv

  1 Apr 07, 19:51

  nice
• sand king

  1 Apr 07, 19:53

  wow! another good excuse
• joola74

  1 Apr 07, 19:58

  Thanks for you comment!!! I am just too pissed off by what our government is doing.Singapore is already very small, if the government is not going to do something to unite us as a whole instead make us fight against each other.... like one gang support PAP, then another gang support opposition, i think we are not going to progress! If all those policy is so pro foreigners, most Singaporeans will choose to leave.And no Singaporeans will love their country.
  If everything is going to use money to calculate, then there will be no love for our nation.Love for our country is from our heart, not buy from somewhere.
  If the government is going to do things so materialistic, then we the Singaporeans will do it to the government.War come we run away.Crisises come we migrate.
• kopikid

  1 Apr 07, 22:15

  nice joke..lol
  im pissed with the government too
• ShutterBug

  2 Apr 07, 06:31

  
  This statement of "Increase pay or ministers will become corrupted.." is as childish as a spoilt child saying; "I want lollipop!! Or I'll cry and make a lot of noise!!"
  
  We can add this statement to the collection of Lame Excuses by PAP:
  
  1) Increase GST to help the poor....
  2) Increase Ministers salaries so they won'y become corrupt...
  
  I can hear Intercontinental Laughter at the moment...