GOD's verdict
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Four Heads of State appear before GOD.
GOD say to the first Head, "You have done good to your country despite its enormous size and diversity....from now on, people in your country who are warm and full will think of you."
WARM plus FULL in Chinese is........Wen Jia Bao.
GOD say to the second Head, "You have done lots of things unilaterally and are always spoiling for a fight. You cannot control people within your own country, yet you poke your nose everywhere else. From now on, angry people all over the world will say 'Beat that Bush !' instead of 'Beating around the bush'."
Coxk and Bush story.
GOD say to the third Head, "You started off quite well. But as you grow older you become fastidious, grumpy and at times heartless. From now on people like you will be known as Mati Hati".
MATI HATI in Malay means........dead heart.
Then GOD say to the last Head, "I don't know what is wrong with you? At 90 you still want to sue people. And go around bragging as if you are BETTER than ME. From now on, everybody who is angry will say 'FXCK YEW !"
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In truth, if a drunken bus driver and LKY go to heaven at the same time, the drunken driver will receive higher accolade then LKY.
When the drunkened bus driver was doing his job, everybody prayed.
When LKY was doing his job, everybody hated it. -
pathetic!!Originally posted by googoomuck:In truth, if a drunken bus driver and LKY go to heaven at the same time, the drunken driver will receive higher accolade then LKY.
When the drunkened bus driver was doing his job, everybody prayed.
When LKY was doing his job, everybody hated it.
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LYRICS TO GOD FROM AN OLD MANOriginally posted by laogenjudi:Four Heads of State appear before GOD.
GOD say to the first Head, "You have done good to your country despite its enormous size and diversity....from now on, people in your country who are warm and full will think of you."
WARM plus FULL in Chinese is........Wen Jia Bao.
GOD say to the second Head, "You have done lots of things unilaterally and are always spoiling for a fight. You cannot control people within your own country, yet you poke your nose everywhere else. From now on, angry people all over the world will say 'Beat that Bush !' instead of 'Beating around the bush'."
Coxk and Bush story.
GOD say to the third Head, "You started off quite well. But as you grow older you become fastidious, grumpy and at times heartless. From now on people like you will be known as Mati Hati".
MATI HATI in Malay means........dead heart.
Then GOD say to the last Head, "I don't know what is wrong with you? At 90 you still want to sue people. And go around bragging as if you are BETTER than ME. From now on, everybody who is angry will say 'FXCK YEW !"
At 90 I want the world to see
I am strong, boastful & full of money
My time is coming
But I am not willing
To go without bringing
My tons of money from my earnings
So please reserve a paradise for me
With angels & my money I'll live eternally -
