Originally posted by Yuminanako:not new, but new in this forum...
i aslo dunno but i think being singaporeans bah, follow the crowds? >.<
YOu this type PAP like.
....is it??? i also dunno.i m keep quite type leh.
is it wrong... >.< sob
Mr Poh,
Sorry 4 the belated reply as I m in TW now to welcome the flies from PRC.
As a jap's interpreter during WW2 in Sinkgapore, I had saveed a lot of good ppls thus I have good karma to send my sons and daughters overseas 2 study and become FTs in UK.
My son is like chairman Mao of PRC who will give himself a lot of medals before he says good bye to you,do bear with him 4 a while and when he gives a lot of self praise ,it is time he will pass away!!!!
Be cool like ?!!!! ok my friend and take care like ?.
Hurry up, lky gan kuai die gan kuai hao. Wo men zai deng ni die.
wait lah.
u know when during JP's WW2, u torture them 2 die like cats play with mice!!!
my son must suck u dry then can die,ok!!!
can we start a new thread when this thread is finished?
like "Lee Kuan Yew,when are you going to die? Part 2" or something..
Part 1 hasn't finished yet, u want part 2!!!
Very impatient,u ah!!!!
Waiting 4 my son 2 die first then we start part 2 ok!!!!
My son LKY has just passed me this clinical electrocadrdiography 2 read, i think my time is numbered 2!!!
Poor me!!!
9 pages left.. very fast one.. maybe he'll go at the same time as this thread lol..
Originally posted by purpledragon84:can we start a new thread when this thread is finished?
like "Lee Kuan Yew,when are you going to die? Part 2" or something..
OK, I support you, you start it once this is finished. Continue in part 2
Originally posted by Fantagf:
OK, I support you, you start it once this is finished. Continue in part 2
I thought this thread are supposed to last until LKY dies?
Originally posted by Hawk Eye:
I thought this thread are supposed to last until LKY dies?
No really. Hope someone start part 2 of the same thread when this ends.
let's say LKY dies.....
you walk down town and a CNA reporter asks about your feelings as a Singaporean as LKY has just passed.......
what do you say??!!!
no blur screen, must give name.
Originally posted by sinicker:let's say LKY dies.....
you walk down town and a CNA reporter asks about your feelings as a Singaporean as LKY has just passed.......
what do you say??!!!
no blur screen, must give name.
I love this question!! xD
Sad!!!! I will be very sad,why he die b4 me!!!! the founder of sinkapore!!!!sorry!!! sing ka pore!!!![]()
Come, kum mair, kum mair see lee Kuan Yew, the young hate you, the middle age hate you, the old hate you. The old people calling LKY lao Yao Siew. Cum mair see to make us all happy.
i just received this. i am not too amused by it, but thot i share anyway...
How much would it cost to (telephone) call Singapore from Hell? You'd be
surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But
the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England , can I
use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how
much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She
writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks
about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says
Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat
Lee Kuan Yew is jealous. He says I want to call Singapore . He calls and
talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks
'why so little?'.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL
CALL.
Originally posted by redDUST:i just received this. i am not too amused by it, but thot i share anyway...
How much would it cost to (telephone) call Singapore from Hell? You'd be
surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But
the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England , can I
use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how
much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She
writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks
about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says
Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat
Lee Kuan Yew is jealous. He says I want to call Singapore . He calls and
talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks
'why so little?'.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL
CALL.
HA ha ![]()
,
Do u know how to call foc on overseas calls???
U r outdated oreli!!!!
Mr Lee, your son Kuan Yew show his fucking face on TV again.
Why?
Why he so shameless?
Mr Poh,
U must 4give him cos after he had new blood transfusion this am, he would like 2 show off he is healthy mah and want to sue this and that!!!
Any way, as he was not invited to GEggs, he is very angry as he claimed that he is the world leader w/o boardary.
I apologies on his behalf,sorry!!!
Originally posted by Leeky:Mr Poh,
U must 4give him cos after he had new blood transfusion this am, he would like 2 show off he is healthy mah and want to sue this and that!!!
Any way, as he was not invited to GEggs, he is very angry as he claimed that he is the world leader w/o boardary.
I apologies on his behalf,sorry!!!
Leeky, is your son using the nation's money to go for blood transfusion? Tell him don't be so KL, so old still so KL.
Mr Lee, can you tell your son Kuan Yew not to appear on TV?
I in good mood but all of sudden his lan jiao bin, his lan jiao voice appear on my TV.
This seriously spoils my mood.
No more good mood.
Thank you Mr Lee.
all right, u will be in good mood 2 day, I had said to both of them refrain 2 appear on TV 2day. ok!!!
R u h a p p Y!!!!
Like u!!!!hate u!!!!nothing 2 do with me as I am 103 years old this year!!!
Originally posted by Leeky:all right, u will be in good mood 2 day, I had said to both of them refrain 2 appear on TV 2day. ok!!!
R u h a p p Y!!!!
Like u!!!!hate u!!!!nothing 2 do with me as I am 103 years old this year!!!
Leeky, please encourage your son to die soon, OK. Please do us this great favour. Thank you. By the way, you have not answered my question whether he is using the nations's money to do blood transfusion.
Originally posted by redDUST:i just received this. i am not too amused by it, but thot i share anyway...
How much would it cost to (telephone) call Singapore from Hell? You'd be
surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But
the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England , can I
use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how
much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She
writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks
about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says
Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat
Lee Kuan Yew is jealous. He says I want to call Singapore . He calls and
talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks
'why so little?'.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL
CALL.
Wonderful post.:)