Came across this emailed to me by one of my fren.....
I hope it's only meant to be a joke but here goes
Subject: Fw: Complaint Letter to TP principal
Dear Principal,
Complain on Temasek Polytechnic School Fee
lim bei ka li kong, you have charge me with unfair school fee. Lim bei bo join any student union wat 4 charge me wif student union fee! KNN... i attachment outside still charge me internet access fee, ke si ar! Yio siew, u think lim bei rich ar! KNN i work till siao also jus barely make it. Still retain me for 1 sem. u think everyone makin $$ like u all ar. Kaoz... Econ bad leh... still dun gif discount stay for 3 years liao, discount a bit cannot ar. Ge Gao! i go buy food for 2 weeks auntie oso charge less, somemore i study TP 3 years liao still no rebate. still wan me to pay extra $$. KNN, next time u try ppl overcharge u lar.
Wa lao eh, last time tt indian principal let us play dai dee in school, u now come liao then cannot play. wat freakin problem u have!!! u cant win in dai dee also cant stop us from playin wat. All work n no play make us dumb students k! u read so much still dunno ar. wat kinda of a freakin principal r u! u think u big ar! ur size big onli. do nuttin n earn so much! na bei take my school fee go play mahjong issit! kaoz, pay so much but facilities still so bad. canteen no air con, so many birds fly here, fly there. U think funny issit!
swimmin pool so small, somemore no lady life guard. and the dance studio no ppl dancin air con still on, u think air con bill u pay one ar! waste my money on unuse air con! somemore the sports facilities oso lao ya one, basketball bo hong, squash ball buay tiao. na bei, u think funny issit!
I oso wanna tok bout the lab ar, KNN build more lab lar! free access always full. and we use to have a set of equipment each for lab but now 2 person share 1. u sell the rest issit! earn profit still raise school fee!u outside earn so much then still kapok our school fee. Ke si ar! u so good then go SP lar.SP big school and more students, u can exploit them wat. u think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know. So rich ar, employ a security to "protect" ur car somemore still got 1 video cam.
u think u drive sports car or Limo?! u car onli Nissan Sunny, act machiam like very high class like tt. Ppl drive Benz oso park outside ar.
All Poly got fast food except TP, u go build 1 fast food resturantlar... damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun TP no fast food. Carona oso bo yong... u keep so many Kois for wat, u think our school fee for u to buy kois ar! i hope that u charge less (better if no need pay school fee).Otherwise undesirable action will be taken against you and your damn car!.
from a very buay song student,
T0uy@ Ak|r@
I rather pissed off by whoever wrote this... it an example of how Singlish is misused and how movies like "I not stupid" is misinterpreted!
And instead of writing stupid-singlish email he should've concentrate on his studies and try to actually aim for the diploma. I mean we paid like shit for our course, might as well make full use of the lectures/tuts and notes instead of whining right?.....
Yes I agree some of the stuff he said is worth bringing out (like the inadequte sports equipment and waste of air con) but the rest is total crap!!
If he's got a statement to make why can't he put it in a more professional and respectful manner, who knows people might even take his "proposal" seriously.
Really hope that's a joke as I really dun wish to see students of TP, the Poly I was from, come out with such crap. (BTW the kois were there even b4 "that whoever principal" took over TP now)
OK..maybe I'm overeacting again...........
