Singapore’s Other Tammys
Ever since the saga involving Nanyang Polytechnic’s Weiting – Has she graduated? Did she eventually? What and how is she doing now? – the number of Singapore’s teenagers going online to exhibit their sexual exploits, if anything, has not only not decreased but is rising, if accounts of my trusted aides are anything to go by.
Worried parents and concerned individuals have been coming to meet me to seek my help to eradicate this most contentious and seemingly inexplicable side of our Singapore young (to first engage in daring sexual escapades and record such derring-do on celluloid for posterity, then to release them for worldwide audiences to view heir exploits, as if in a show of defiance) as not doing so may lead our young – future leaders of this great nation – to turn into devilish little nymphomaniacs, attempt worse and unspeakable things and even to venture into the (admittedly lucrative) world of AV (or adult video, in Japanese slang) to carve out careers as porn stars and starlets.
To prevent this trend of our young girls – teens and tweens included – of sinking ever deeper into cardinally sinful ways, it is incumbent upon me to seek your Members’ assistance in providing details of such girls they know.
For a start, your Members, who may not make head or tail of what I am spouting, may want to proceed to where my attention has been lately directed:
www(dot)SlutLoad(dot)com
and do a search on one or any number of the following Singapore-related or distinctly Singapore-flavored keywords:
· Singapore
· ITE AMK Gal
· NTU
· SG Gal
· SG Local
· Singapore Polytechnic
· Singapore Poly
· Temasek Polytechnic
· Geylang
· Hotel 81
· Tampines
· Sentosa
· NTUC
which will throw up any number of URLs, all or most of which contain videographic material showing Singaporean-like females in any anumber of compromising positions and actions.
What we hope to achieve is, with your assistance, we will be able to track down the particular individuals involved so that we can get to the root of their problems, delve deeper into what made hem do what they did and then together find appropriate solutions like counseling.
Your Members are strongly encouraged to help this great national cause of reconciliation for these wayward young adults, teenagers girls and tweens and helping to save their souls in the process.
Unnamed girl #1
Purportedly a student from ITE AMK
Students and teaching staff, past and present, from the Institute are kindly requested to verify contents of the material in question, confirm the existence of this female individual in question and then write to this Forum – or to myself using this line of communication – to indicate all data you have on this female, including but not excluding her full name, age, faculty and class, home address and telephone number(s).
Your correspondence will be held in the strictest confidence.
Unnamed girl #2
Purportedly a student from NTU
Students and teaching staff, past and present, from the Institute are kindly requested to verify contents of the material in question, confirm the existence of this female individual in question and then write to this Forum – or to myself using this line of communication – to indicate all data you have on this female, including but not excluding her full name, age, faculty and class, home address and telephone number(s).
Your correspondence will be held in the strictest confidence.
Unnamed girl #3
Purportedly a student named Irene from SP
Students and teaching staff, past and present, from the Institute are kindly requested to verify contents of the material in question, confirm the existence of this female individual in question and then write to this Forum – or to myself using this line of communication – to indicate all data you have on this female, including but not excluding her full name, age, faculty and class, home address and telephone number(s).
Your such correspondence will be held in the strictest confidence.
We thank your Members for showing interest in this great national cause and campaign to eradicate undesirable behavior in today’s young Singaporeans, who will in time to come become leaders of this magnificent nation.