Falling prices of cardboards force sg elderly to work longer
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This is the 144th State Media reporting from Peesai Land:
The falling prices of used cardboards had hit the dealers badly. 1 Kg of cardboard which used to fetch 25 cents a year ago is now worth less than 10 cents.
25% of Peesai Land’s Ah Peks and Ah Mahs depend on picking used cardboards to sell to the dealers for a living.
According to Mdm Bo Lui Jiak (no money to eat), 80, the decreased income means that now she has to work 6 additional hours at night from 8pm to 2am just to buy one packet of Orr Tau Peng (black bean rice).
Her conscientiousness is praised by Jiak Liao Bee Minister Vivi Bala LJ who said that this will enable the government to scale down the allowances for this group of elderly from S$330 to S$290 thereby saving more money to bail out ailing banks overseas.
“After all, they don’t need to eat three meals a day at a restaurant, one packet of black bean rice is more than enough for them.” he said.
Mr Bo Lui Kai (no money to spend), 77, is worried that he may not save enough money to buy himself a decent coffin after he died.
Fortunately for him, Peesai Land’s First Word government has already come up with a solution.
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Some of these old folks face steep competition from foreign talents.
I guess they just have to be more competitive against those younger foreign talents.
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"Mr Bo Lui Kai (no money to spend), 77, is worried that he may not save enough money to buy himself a decent coffin after he died.
Fortunately for him, Peesai Land’s First Word government has already come up with a solution."
The solution is to use cardboard as coffin, afterall, died liao, need good coffin for what!!???, use cardboard for recycling and make into coffin for those who wish to die in a cardboard's coffin. Dust to Dust, Ashes to ashes.
SS Angel
Waffen
Gas Chamber
PS by using cardboard coffin, price of cardboard will go up.
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Originally posted by angel7030:
"Mr Bo Lui Kai (no money to spend), 77, is worried that he may not save enough money to buy himself a decent coffin after he died.
Fortunately for him, Peesai Land’s First Word government has already come up with a solution."
The solution is to use cardboard as coffin, afterall, died liao, need good coffin for what!!???, use cardboard for recycling and make into coffin for those who wish to die in a cardboard's coffin. Dust to Dust, Ashes to ashes.
SS Angel
Waffen
Gas Chamber
PS by using cardboard coffin, price of cardboard will go up.
no no nocarboard can put to many use
in case many bankrupt, have to sleep outside
many will be buying cardboard
thus demand and supply@@!!!
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Chinese New Asia
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Originally posted by maurizio13:
Some of these old folks face steep competition from foreign talents.
I guess they just have to be more competitive against those younger foreign talents.
Huh? U mean teh Singapore gahmen import cardboard collector also arh?
Visa points system in singapore. In order get PR.
Cardboard collectors : 60pts
Pros :50pts
Coffee shop auntie :50pts
Beer lady :30pts
Retail assitant :10pts
Ministers : -100pts No need those talents, have lots of them
So u can see, singapapore welcomes you all talents all over china and india to come to the land of the thousand smile. Land of thousands smiles in buankok.