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Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
News Commentary....
Oh. You wantch the news, see the topics that come out and write to the newspaper?
wow new page so fast....
Originally posted by Beautiful951:Oh. You wantch the news, see the topics that come out and write to the newspaper?
Why don't you just open the newspapers and look at the articles. If they are not written by the papers employees, the writers are paid.
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
Why don't you just open the newspapers and look at the articles. If they are not written by the papers employees, the writers are paid.
Hmm its strange. I want to be a writer when I grow up. But its more of the short stories type.
Originally posted by skythewood:-space reserved-
asslicking dog.... reserve space for what? You have a delusion of granduer that what you post is of some great impotence, I mean frigidity, I mean importance?
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
asslicking dog.... reserve space for what? You have a delusion of granduer that what you post is of some great impotence, I mean frigidity, I mean importance?
reserve a space on the thread started by a great author, later can sell on ebay.
Originally posted by Beautiful951:
Hmm its strange. I want to be a writer when I grow up. But its more of the short stories type.
errr. that is a great dream... but I would suggest that like Leona Lewis (she won the British idol) who was a receptionists while dreaming to be a singer and many others, you have to reconcile dreams with harsh reality in order to live a successful life.
...then step by step work towards your dream.... while having a great life.
steps to being a great author:
1. register using real name on any forum.
2. offends anyone you come across
3. publish book and hope everyone buys it.
Originally posted by skythewood:reserve a space on the thread started by a great author, later can sell on ebay.
You have a delusion that you can sell it at ebay? Just be an ass-licking dog bah... it is more profitable for you to lick scraps the despots throw on the floor...
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
errr. that is a great dream... but I would suggest that like Leona Lewis (she won the British idol) who was a receptionists while dreaming to be a singer and many others, you have to reconcile dreams with harsh reality in order to live a successful life.
...then step by step work towards your dream.... while having a great life.
Not really. Just wanted to ask if the newpaper accept short fiction stories?
Originally posted by skythewood:steps to being a great author:
1. register using real name on any forum.
2. offends anyone you come across
3. publish book and hope everyone buys it.
You have a delusion that you really have an idea how?
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
You have a delusion that you can sell it at ebay? Just be an ass-licking dog bah... it is more profitable for you to lick scraps the despots throw on the floor...
yah you are right.
it will only work if the thread is started by a real author.
Originally posted by Beautiful951:Not really. Just wanted to ask if the newpaper accept short fiction stories?
Not the local ones...
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
You have a delusion that you really have an idea how?
step 1. don't offend everyone you see
step 2. write stuff
step 3. publish book
Originally posted by skythewood:yah you are right.
it will only work if the thread is started by a real author.
So you admit you are delusional? What about ass-licking dog, you realise you are that too?
Time OUT thanks for the good laugh, delusional asslicking dog....
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
Not the local ones...
Ohh i see.
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
So you admit you are delusional? What about ass-licking dog, you realise you are that too?
haha, step 0 of being a writer is to learn to read, and than be able to interpret others competently.
for your sake, i will elaborate. nah, i only got the author part wrong.
Originally posted by skythewood:step 1. don't offend everyone you see
step 2. write stuff
step 3. publish book
I am at quizilla though. What do you think?
Originally posted by Beautiful951:
I am at quizilla though. What do you think?
even if you are a porno writer, it is the same.
write stuff, publish it.
not offending everyone is elementary, something you learn in kindergarten
Originally posted by skythewood:even if you are a porno writer, it is the same.
write stuff, publish it.
not offending everyone is elementary, something you learn in kindergarten
But where to publish?
through publisher, which can include the newspaper, the internet, magazines...
send them your work, if they are interested, they will ask you to submit the work to them on a regular basis.
Originally posted by skythewood:through publisher, which can include the newspaper, the internet, magazines...
send them your work, if they are interested, they will ask you to submit the work to them on a regular basis.
Oh ok. Maybe I could when I grow up.
Thanks
Originally posted by Beautiful951:
Oh ok. Maybe I could when I grow up.Thanks
post it on a blog or something... it will help cultivate your writing skills.