I like this alot....very cute
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Lim Peh Ka Li Kong, hor, nowsaday, people anyhow talk.
They just suka-suka stand up and say whatever they want.
This sort of thing makes me so bleddy angry, I went to Speakers' Corner to tell everyone.
So, after getting my slot, I took a Washington Apples box with me to stand on.
I keep hearing people telling me that go Speakers Corner must use a soap box.
But I look, and look, and look, also cannot find a big enough soap box.
Got the small type, fit one bar only, but how to stand on it, I ask you? Even the long-long ayam brand soap also cannot. Anyhow say! Sabo me only.
So neh'mine. I took my fruit box and stand on it.
Then I start talking. I talk a lot about important things:
Like nowsaday, chewrens are si beh ungrateful to their elders. Like my si noong kia, after raising them, and paying for their education, they still refuse to give me money to go Patpong or Batam.
Like nowsaday, women are too daring. The other day, I saw this girl, wear tight-tight t-shirt, show off her belly-button and when I want to touch, she dare to scold me and threaten to call the police!
Like nowsaday, all these si noong kia scholars all want to break bond. What kind of attitude is that? If our forefathers didn't become debt-slaves to the shipmasters, how would they have come over to Singapore? No sense of tradition, these si noong kia!
Like how nowsaday any sort of idiot also can stand up and talk.
I talk and talk and talk, but then, after a while, I notice got nobody come and hear.
Except for one black dog who came to sniff my fruit box and pee on it!
All the other people were listening to some chia'h kantang type talk about things like lee-mocracy, lah, freelom of spich, lah, all this kind of ang-mor nonsense!
Lim Peh Ka Li Kong, hor, no one needs these kind of things! All they have to do is listen to their elders!
- LIM PEH