Other then the Desker Rd and sex stuff.....i felt this article is loaded with general and honest comment. Recommended to read the last part.
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by Lim Peh
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, we are always told that Singaporeans got vision one.
But then, ah, we also got the world's highest rate of myopia.
This situation is what we call lum pah pah lan.
For those of you whose Engrish not so powderful, myopia is means short-sightedness.
According to the papers, 73% of Singaporeans are short-sighted and 65% of 12 year-olds need glasses.
Is si beh cham.
Also don'ch know why.
Some people say it's genetic, some say we all work at computer too long.
I have a suspect, hor, that is actually because Singaporeans masturbate too much.
Because, hor, when I young that time and I 'hit my handgun', my father always tell me, "You do that too much, you one day sure go blind!"
But obviously, I din'ch do it too much, because I'm not blind.
But I obviously did it a lot, because, hor, my spectacles are si beh thick and when I don'ch wear them, everything is si beh blur.
But then having bad eyesight is not necessarily a bad thing.
Especially when I go Desker Road.
Because, frankly, hor, some of the char bors there have seen better days.
And frankly, hor, I also have seen better char bors.
But then, when you can't see so well, who cares?
Feel correct only, can.
Obviously got sometimes when having good eyesight is good, lah.
Especially all those times when I accidentally engage "she-men". Nao hiah!
Anyway, lucky our leaders all don'ch have myopia.
Because they all got helicopter vision.
Some more, all very atas, live in penthouses, and can see far, far.
We are all very lucky that our leaders can see further than us.
If only they would tell us how not to walk into lamp posts.
But then, is very difficult, because from up there, cannot see very clear what's on the ground.
Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, it's a classic case of them seeing us no up.
-LIM PEH
