My Plog - I Juz Say KNN
Since plogging is so in now hor, i decided to start my own PLOG, hope to share the love of life :
xx Jan 2004
Nah beh came home from mahjong, lost 400 dollars and deo bao some more ... wanted to go and eat my chicken rice ... nin nah beh, my frens tell me the chicken cannot eat, all "siong hong" (flu). If cannot eat chicken, i go whack chicken at Club G ... but knn, all the wild chicken kena raided ... so go lim Tiger ... than go home kena road block ... CCB mata ask me to blow job into a vibrator, limpeh never get BJ by chicken, now muz give BJ to vibrator ... knn sibay dulan ... heng i onli drink one glass ... no problem but the vibrator sibay smellie ... today all my wish fail .. i juz say "knn"
xx Jan 2004
Today i very happy lare ... the TOTO queue not very long, i manage to get my bets in ... pray to ti kong bless me big big, can kena one time big one than can relak liao ... in the kopitiam, my fren tell me, singapor lumber one lah! limpeh ask him "gong simi lanjiao?" he say, waa brudder, "u lono ah?" Singapor, kena vote hanging people lumber one ... any seow eh wanna play around in SG = no horse run .. confirm go changi and than go up see Twa Pek Kong. Than i ask, how come the newspaper never put big big, singapor lumber 1? everytime singapor lumber 1, newspaper also put big big one mah ... my fren look at me and say "diam ah, later mata catch you ... than u go see Twa Pek Kong" ... like dat i not happy liao .. i juz say "knn"
xx Jan 2004
Nah beh, today limpeh kena traffic jam ... sport car kena fire .. my gay fren in the bus beside me hor, suddenly start tok cock liao ... he sez, "brudda, u tell me correct or not hor? Gahmen say BJ now ok liao, but muz be boy and girl BJ than ok ... boy give BJ to boy cannot ... where got logic?" Limpeh look at him and i think "knn, what he say got logic what ... how come zhabor can BJ dabor and not the other way round ... limpeh a few days ago also give BJ to vibrator when i kena road block wat ..." conclusion : gahmen, this time salah liao ... BJ is BJ, knn ... now this type of BJ can or dat type of BJ cannot ... where got time, people wanna make lov liao where got time check the gahmen BJ manual?? walan eh ... i juz say "knn"
xx Jan 2004
Today i bring my son go CC, get some money ... if not cannot go school ... walan eh, the ccb MP make me wait 40 minute than come ... walan eh, sibay dulan, last time when he want me to vote him, he evry sunday, 9 o'cock in the morning, come and whack my door, wanna shake hand wif me, make limpeh wake up ... now got power liao, sibay how liao, yaya papaya ... i juz say "knn"
xx Jan 2004
My colleague tell me during lunch : "brudda seow liao ... the gahmen now sez, no more 13 month ... hway ang bonus wanna makan away liao ... limpeh spit my fishball out ... and sez "walan eh, how come like dat one?" He sez becoz singapore no job, no money, so worker muz "steady", sacrifice abit than next time can success ... i juz say "knn"
DJ PuBorKia
30.01.04
www.thevoiddeck.org
