What is Porn? (o)(o)
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Limpeh overheard this conversation on SBS 170 going to JB along Upp Bukit Timah Road ... lono whether porn or not ... :
Woman : Oh Dick, my Nickers melt liao leh ... the a/c in this bus not working lah. Dun Finger it leh, very dirty one lare!!
Man : Aiya Fanny, i ask u buy kit kat liao, u lone want, die die also wana buy Nickers ... i told u melt very easy one! i tell you hor, u eat Sotomee liao, than eat Nickers, shure fever Cum one! Shure will be like Bush on fire one.
Woman : Dun talk Cock lah! My Bush no fire one lah, if got, u juz Snatch some water and Spray lah ... it will be like the wonderful Golden Shower outside this bus like dat ... See all the beautiful Jiao flying in the Golden Rain, twittering "Chee Chee Chee" like they saying Bai like dat ...
Man : Walan eh, u damn poetic sial ... Owww! Nah beh, how come this road got Hump one? Road juz make Tit Tit ... how can curve here and there one and sekali got Hump one?
Woman : Waa Dick, u see the mata come up the bus, his Gun dangling like that and he walk like got alot of Spunk like dat hor? Now he wanna sit beside the girl holding the Pussy willow, he so fat can squeeze in or not?
Man : Diu lah he only Cisco lah not mata ... liao lah, his Gun kena Snatch in the Pussy Willow and some of the Pussy Buds break liao ... Aymen
Woman : Since when you Christian har? i lono why hor, so many of those mama foreign workers are crowding around the Backdoor, like that so crowded, they should go one by one take turn Cum out mah ...
Man : Dunno why the mama foreign workers juz like to go Backdoor mah ... sometimes the door abit Tight cannot open but add some Lubricant can liao lor ... see the sign with a Crack on top of Backdoor, it says "3P at any one time only" .. but all these mama workers cannot wait lor ...
Woman : Oi forgot to tell u hor, I want to buy T-shirt at Wisma, u think FCUK Or-Guess or BillaBonk nicer har? Yesterday i wana go shopping but BuKaki .. so i go alone, than in the end cannot decide ... sian sial ..
Man : I lono lah!! ok before limpeh forget har ... later when we go karaoke hor, when ur turn to sing, dun Blow into the Microphone hor, damn malu one lare ... oso hor, when the drink Cum, dun Pop the Cherry into ur mouth but Lick it slowly than drink the Juice ... like dat more sexy hor ... dun make me and my Seo Di malu ... and becoz the CCB minsta of manpower Hen Tai our pay damn jialat, cannot order Jugs hor ...
Woman : ya lah ya lah ... u damn Anal lare!
DJ PuBorKia
13.02.04
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Har?
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What is Porn?
Porn, is short for Pornograph, or Pornography.
In Singapore, you can go to jail for possession of Pornographic Materials, eg; CDs, DVDs, Video Tapes, & Magazines/Books.
If you are a student here, you can also go to jail regardless of how old you are - such as 14, or perhaps below even.
You'd go to jail if you are caught selling or trafficking in Porno CDs, but if you were actively involved in the making of a Pornogrphic Movie ( maybe the actor/actress ), you'd probably be hung.
Yes, it's that servere.
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Lolx!!!!Originally posted by The Void Deck:Limpeh overheard this conversation on SBS 170 going to JB along Upp Bukit Timah Road ... lono whether porn or not ... :
Woman : Oh Dick, my Nickers melt liao leh ... the a/c in this bus not working lah. Dun Finger it leh, very dirty one lare!!
Man : Aiya Fanny, i ask u buy kit kat liao, u lone want, die die also wana buy Nickers ... i told u melt very easy one! i tell you hor, u eat Sotomee liao, than eat Nickers, shure fever Cum one! Shure will be like Bush on fire one.
Woman : Dun talk Cock lah! My Bush no fire one lah, if got, u juz Snatch some water and Spray lah ... it will be like the wonderful Golden Shower outside this bus like dat ... See all the beautiful Jiao flying in the Golden Rain, twittering "Chee Chee Chee" like they saying Bai like dat ...
Man : Walan eh, u damn poetic sial ... Owww! Nah beh, how come this road got Hump one? Road juz make Tit Tit ... how can curve here and there one and sekali got Hump one?
Woman : Waa Dick, u see the mata come up the bus, his Gun dangling like that and he walk like got alot of Spunk like dat hor? Now he wanna sit beside the girl holding the Pussy willow, he so fat can squeeze in or not?
Man : Diu lah he only Cisco lah not mata ... liao lah, his Gun kena Snatch in the Pussy Willow and some of the Pussy Buds break liao ... Aymen
Woman : Since when you Christian har? i lono why hor, so many of those mama foreign workers are crowding around the Backdoor, like that so crowded, they should go one by one take turn Cum out mah ...
Man : Dunno why the mama foreign workers juz like to go Backdoor mah ... sometimes the door abit Tight cannot open but add some Lubricant can liao lor ... see the sign with a Crack on top of Backdoor, it says "3P at any one time only" .. but all these mama workers cannot wait lor ...
Woman : Oi forgot to tell u hor, I want to buy T-shirt at Wisma, u think FCUK Or-Guess or BillaBonk nicer har? Yesterday i wana go shopping but BuKaki .. so i go alone, than in the end cannot decide ... sian sial ..
Man : I lono lah!! ok before limpeh forget har ... later when we go karaoke hor, when ur turn to sing, dun Blow into the Microphone hor, damn malu one lare ... oso hor, when the drink Cum, dun Pop the Cherry into ur mouth but Lick it slowly than drink the Juice ... like dat more sexy hor ... dun make me and my Seo Di malu ... and becoz the CCB minsta of manpower Hen Tai our pay damn jialat, cannot order Jugs hor ...
Woman : ya lah ya lah ... u damn Anal lare!
DJ PuBorKia
13.02.04
www.thevoiddeck.org
U sure got ppl said liddat or not... dis is basically meanings within words... They where got so smart 1...
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Sounds like a typical M'sian...you M'sian ah?
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lol, pretty funny stuff