Make sure they are edible crabs.....better to cook and eat them via BBQ if all failsOriginally posted by Typhoon:I have a solution to the haze problem that will surely please idwar... in 6 easy steps...
1. First, we buy back Christmas Island. Of course, in this day and age, which country sells its territory so easily like that? But since idwar says we can do it, WE CAN DO IT!!! (hooray for Singapore)![]()
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2. Once we buy back Christmas Island (it is worth everything to get that rock back), we will get the locals to round up all the small crabs...![]()
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3. Then, the RSAF will airdrop the crabs all over Kalimantan!!!![]()
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4. Crabs will wage a guerilla war against Indon authorities/farmers, biting and pinching them whenever possible (extra points if they attack Sabah/Sarawak)![]()
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5. After defeating the Indonesians in Borneo, crabs will march onto Jakarta...our proud SG crab forces will sweep the toothless TNI aside like dirt
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6. Crabs conquer Indonesia, and then set up independent Crab Republic in SE Asia (friendly to Singapore of course)
Thus, idwar's wet dreams of world domination are complete!!!
Hows that sound?![]()
We just need to achehinese , sumatrans, balinese to make trouble for the javanese...wait...achehinese are already doing soOriginally posted by idwar:My stories are not crap........ go read the writings of Munshi Abdullah on the tales of early Singapore........may not be true but these are stories of the natives of the land.
No , I don't hate Indonesia. I only FEAR Indonesia in the long run. It is a super-power currently asleep..........wait till they wake up...... Singapore and Malaysia is DEAD........relegated to be one of the Indon provinces........at that time, you can tear out the Crescent Moon and 5 Stars from the flag and wave it as the Indon flag........
No lah its brain disease transmitted through surgery.Originally posted by Typhoon:Alas, I'm afraid that idwar is too far gone to reason with. The smoke from the Indonesian forest fire has gotten into his brain![]()