Taken from www.talkingcock.com
(just for laughs)
Former communist hardliner Chin Teng, visiting Singapore for the first time since the end of the Malayan Emergency in 1948, had only praise for the new Singapore.
Allowed into Singapore under a special waiver, Mr. Chin was taken on a sightseeing trip round the island, whereafter he pronounced Singapore, “the country of my dreams.”
“Truly, it’s such a success it made me weep,” said Mr. Chin, wiping away a tear. “The People’s Action Politburo succeeded beyond my wildest expectations! They really deserve all the luxury dachas they’ve built for themselves!”
“Central state control over the media, banking, commerce and all aspects of society! All these nationalized industries!” he gushed. “But so cleverly disguised that the running dogs of imperialism do not realize it! In fact, neither do the lumpen proletariat. And the proletariat in Singapore are very lumpen indeed.”
“But don’t be mistaken,” said Mr. Chin. “Singapore has not compromised communist ideals by instituting it covertly. Why, it’s still faithfully taking orders from China!”
Singapore, he continued, was a model for the socialist world. “It’s North Korea done right… truly, it is presided over superbly by the Great Leeder and the Dear Leeder, and also Madam Jiang Ching, sorry, sorry, I mean Ho Ching!”
Even as he was about to depart Singapore at Changi Airport, Mr. Chin could not restrain himself from heaping praise upon Singapore’s leaders, saying, “They have created a truly classless society. Under them, Singapore has no class at all!"
