What is your Battle Cry?
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http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php
Zang! Who is that, prowling across the steppes! It is Sardaukar, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path like a river of pure piranha!!!"
Who is that, running through the terrain! It is Lee Kuan Yew, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He screams thunderously:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I destroy all in my path with reckless abandon!!"
Zang! Who is that, skulking across the icy wasteland! It is Goh Chok Tong, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you all the way to Hrafensfjardhareyri, and plug you into a power plant!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the tarmac! It is Vivian Balakrishnan, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He bellows ominously:
"I'm going to torment you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"
Running over the icy wasteland, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Lee Hsien Loong! And he gives a spectacular roar:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I tear into the enemy like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
Rampaging amidst the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Teo Chee Hean! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to beat you until you are hot and bothered, and launch you into deep space!"
Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is Ho Ching, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a spectacular scream, her voice cometh:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby snap and go berzerk!" -
erm what are u talking about?
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Compo!!!Originally posted by beavan:erm what are u talking about?
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My guess is that it's the script for a new play by Action Theatre titled MIW, starring MIW with a guest appearance by Ho Ching.
Really dunno what he's talking about
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Cut the crap short, shout... kill the bugger and get over it. You may not have the luxury of sprouting lines and lines of battlecry anyway. Besides, they may not understand English. -
Simi L J ! If my guys cry until so long sentence during assualt, I will personally kick them down the hill before they can finish the stupid cry...
KNNBCB! still got time to tell story... -
think he must be reliving the crusader's era . . . .
nowadays where got to much time to tok cock? before you finish mid sentence you get shot . . . .by the fellow soldiers behind you. -
Originally posted by GargoyleR:Simi L J ! If my guys cry until so long sentence during assualt, I will personally kick them down the hill before they can finish the stupid cry...
KNNBCB! still got time to tell story... -
KNNBCCB to the whole thread if you ask me...
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Yeha, this has got some serious WTF value.
In any case, my company's battle cry was "NBCCB! Ler mai zao! Ler mai zao!". -
My unit? I heard they were somewhat famous for rushing enemy positions with no tatics whatsoever except screaming obscenities all the way, apparently their battle cries cause their ITES sets to malfunction for they somehow suceed.
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ROFL!!Originally posted by GargoyleR:Simi L J ! If my guys cry until so long sentence during assualt, I will personally kick them down the hill before they can finish the stupid cry...
KNNBCB! still got time to tell story... -
wtf
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mew mew.