How to deal with Peace Activists
With the current war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, the Bali attacks and those who support terror. These activists may be alone or in a gathering... most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is
unacceptable and must be dealt with, perhaps at a high cost.
We owe our military a huge debt for what they are doing for us and our children (or future children). We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose. Lesson over, class dismissed!
How to deal with Peace Activistsyea try that and end up in jail
With the current war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, the Bali attacks and those who support terror. These activists may be alone or in a gathering... most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is
unacceptable and must be dealt with, perhaps at a high cost.
We owe our military a huge debt for what they are doing for us and our children (or future children). We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose. Lesson over, class dismissed!
i prefer the weird al song...sung to the tune of tubthamppingOriginally posted by Viper52:Thats right...bomb Iraq! Everybody, sing along!
BOMB IRAQ
(to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets hurt your mama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq
and your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care and we're not jokin'
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the election,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq
Saying no would look like treason,
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq