Sick Malaysian fantasy...
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OMFG!!!!!!!!! NO MORE PORK!?!?!??!Originally posted by espanol_man:u guys are hilarious!
"The world is now ruled by Arabs and Malaysia is held in world wide fear and reverence and admitted into the Arab league." - does this mean we all have to 'potong'? what about my dog?
"to kill the shogun, please hire my top-grade professional ninja" - r your ninjas turtles or rats?
cowabunga dudes! -
yeah.....no....not only that.....soon...the EVIL dr. M announces:"dear fellow arabs and malay's WE ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE!!".......followed by the slaugthering 6 million jewish.....IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS......mauhahahahz.....ohh i forgot.....take a closer look at dr.M with his NEW...wierdo mushtarche.......and his newly made GREY colur uniform....does he resembles SOME ONE??????
..muhahahaz -
"OMFG!!!!!!!!! NO MORE PORK!?!?!??!"
er... pardon my humble ignorance... if pigs are potong-ed, r they considered halal?
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Originally posted by espanol_man:
is the malaysian armed forces anywhere in brunei in the first place? or is it they already got kicked out by US many years ago and we never found out?
[b]WHEN = Present Day (around the end of 2003). Crisis occurs rapidly and without warning.
WHY = US drives out the Malaysian Armed Forces from Brunei and establishes itself as the new democratic interim government. Malaysia opposes the US from capturing Brunei (and installing a puppet government of US) to retain the legitimate government of Brunei.
WHO = US, Philippines (for basing rights to US only) Vs solo Malaysia. Regional and other countries remain neutral. THe UN breaks up. Support from Islamic states is only (NATO No Action Talk Only) moral To Malaysia (regular) [b]
and about the 'who' part. given the jihad mentality, i'm 'sure' the islamic states will only give moral support to another islamic country trying to kick a 'capitalist pig' out of another islamic country. . . it'll be amazing if they dun declare jihad again. . .
and hmmm, hopefully we can view this thread as just some harmless fun (although it is at the expense of some people who originally came up with those stories). . . -
yoah laser man,
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Originally posted by espanol_man:
WHEN = Present Day (around the end of 2003). Crisis occurs rapidly and without warning.
WHY = US drives out the Malaysian Armed Forces from Brunei and establishes itself as the new democratic interim government. Malaysia opposes the US from capturing Brunei (and installing a puppet government of US) to retain the legitimate government of Brunei.
WHO = US, Philippines (for basing rights to US only) Vs solo Malaysia. Regional and other countries remain neutral. THe UN breaks up. Support from Islamic states is only (NATO No Action Talk Only) moral To Malaysia (regular)
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sorry, this one not posted by me lar... must thank Typhoon for translating it for us... -
Wahahaha~!!! My God... ST, u best... obviously they dun noe a shit bout how we operate... haha.. Prolly they can't even differentiate a battalion from a platoon... Hahaha...~Originally posted by SingaporeTyrannosaur:Apparently, intercepting an open mob broadcast by MINDEF via open media channels is considered a great achievement by their "electronics counter counter" measures unit... considering all the average Malaysian citizen needs to do to get word of it is to turn on his TV, and tune into Ch5. -
oh, by the way ST, i kinda like the Palestine story (remember, there is no Israel...) what a nice thing to read to relieve exam stress...
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am all cracked up when reading ST's story. hehe..
