Some military jokes..
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Courtesy of F-16.net
An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says "God, this is SHIT."
An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile "God, this is THE shit."
An Army Airborne Ranger lies in the mud, 55 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God, I LOVE this shit!"
An Army Green Beret, Airborne/Ranger/Pathfinder qualified, kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65 lb. pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, Gimmee Some MORE of this shit!"
An Air Force cadet sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is that?!?"[/url] -
Modern Sg army : upon listening to walk 10 km with SBO
got transport dun take why go through this $.$
after walking 4km with 5kg sbo in slight drizzle
"Siao eh , i tml wanna report sick" -
sinagaporeans are getting softer
i think me included.... -
Blow my whistle, PTI baby!
Beep-beep-beep-beep!
Beep-beep-beep!
Open your mouth, put it in!
Let's begin!
Beep-beep-beep-beep!
Beep-beep-beep!
Let's begin!
Beep-beep-beep-beep!
Beep-beep-beep!
Blow it like your life depends on it!
Beep-beep-beep-beep!
Beep-beep-beep!
Let me hear you say: Change! Change!
Louder!
Change! Change!
Is that what you call loud? (My grandma can shout louder!)
Come on, let me hear you say Change!
Let me hear you say!
Louder!
I said, LOUDER! (ECHO! ECHO!)
REC, are you crazy?
Are you out of your mind?
You need to bring the ECHO back!
Beep-beep-beep-beep!
Beep-beep-beep!
Blow my whistle, PTI baby!
Blow it like you mean it!
PTI, i said BLOW!
Let me hear you say: Change! Change!
Louder!
Change! Change!
Is that what you call loud? (My grandma can shout louder!)
Come on, now your doing it....
Now your doing it...
Like your supposed to!
Just a little bit louder now! x 3
Blow my whistle!
Blow my whistle!
Blow my whistle!
Blow my whistle like a laser-guided missile!
Blow it like you mean it now!