Opening Ceremony~!~!~!
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Originally posted by e|mo:hahaha good boi
and make sure i don't see you disturbing them anymore
those gals outside SNTC who has nothing to do with me..
you can go ahead and buaya
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don't force me to use threat on you can anot...Originally posted by sgboy2004:Done upon threat, boss
hahaha
i hate threatening ppl
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SRN->Originally posted by startrightnow:
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/me take out her new chopperOriginally posted by sgboy2004:ANNOUNCEMENT
Snowf|ake, slayerGer, Ange| and XLN are all mine
/me back stab u
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So XLN is mine, can?Originally posted by sgboy2004: -
u gt me mahOriginally posted by sLaYeRgEr:den i how?? -
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>>>TEACHER: Why are you late?
>>>WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
>>>TEACHER: What sign?
>>>WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>>>TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
>>>JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>>>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>>>JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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>>>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
>>>SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
>>>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>>>SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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>>>TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
>>>GEORGE: Here it is!
>>>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
>>>CLASS: George!
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>>>TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't
>>>have
>>>ten years ago.
>>>WILLY: Me!
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>>>TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
>>>TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>>>SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
>>>FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
>>>SILVIA: Your name on this report card.
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>>>TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>>>ELLEN: I is...
>>>TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
>>>ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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>>>TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
>>>JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
>>>sametime."
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>>>TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry
>>>tree,
>>>but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
>>>punish
>>>him?"
>>>JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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>>>TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
>>>SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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>>>TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as
>>>your
>>>brother's. Did u copy his?
>>>DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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>>>TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
>>>are no longer interested?
>>>PUPIL: A teacher.
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>>>This is officially the world's funniest joke according to an
>>>international
>>>poll
>>>(I kid not)
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>>>Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He
doesn't
>>>seem
>>>to
>>>be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his
phone
>>>and
>>>calls emergency services.
>>>
>>>He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
>>>The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can
>>>help.
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>>>First, let's make sure he's dead."
>>>There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
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>>>Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
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oh ya hor.. ok ok hahhahahaOriginally posted by Xiao Long Nu:u gt me mah -
/me stab u 10 times and chop u into 18 pieces , add pepper, salt,, vinegar....soya sauce...throw into big pot cook curry fed dogOriginally posted by sgboy2004:So XLN is mine, can? hehehehheee WHAHAHHA HEHEe eEHHehe HWHAHAHa Hohohoh -
she's my ah ma only... if she got no objections.. i don't mindOriginally posted by sgboy2004:So XLN is mine, can? calling you ah gong -
too bad u not a gir if not u can join us one,..... whwhhahahahaOriginally posted by sgboy2004:So XLN is mine, can? -
gd one ah maOriginally posted by Xiao Long Nu:/me stab u 10 times and chop u into 18 pieces , add pepper, salt,, vinegar....soya sauce...throw into big pot cook curry fed dog hehehehheee WHAHAHHA HEHEe eEHHehe HWHAHAHa Hohohoh -
reminds mi of my camp game in 1 of the station......Originally posted by Xiao Long Nu:/me stab u 10 times and chop u into 18 pieces , add pepper, salt,, vinegar....soya sauce...throw into big pot cook curry fed dog hehehehheee WHAHAHHA HEHEe eEHHehe HWHAHAHa Hohohoh
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gal gang?Originally posted by sLaYeRgEr:too bad u not a gir if not u can join us one,..... whwhhahahaha -
tats nice entertainment for the boring morning doutiga` heheee
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is elmo gangOriginally posted by duotiga83:gal gang? -
bai lian jiaoOriginally posted by duotiga83:gal gang? -
Originally posted by Xiao Long Nu:tats nice entertainment for the boring morning doutiga` heheee ...juz received it in email...
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Originally posted by e|mo:she's my ah ma only... if she got no objections.. i don't mind calling you ah gong
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i dun go for incest one hor.. dun cry lahOriginally posted by Xiao Long Nu:
/me sayang ah ma... ah mo still luv u -
so u better call mi ah gong from now onOriginally posted by e|mo:she's my ah ma only... if she got no objections.. i don't mind calling you ah gong -
haha i also dunno who is part of my gang nowOriginally posted by sLaYeRgEr:is elmo gang
jialat sia...
recruit until i lost track liao
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wo shi zhen de zhen de hen ai niOriginally posted by e|mo:i dun go for incest one hor.. dun cry lah
/me sayang ah ma... ah mo still luv u 
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wat game?E>>Originally posted by duotiga83:reminds mi of my camp game in 1 of the station...... -
nah, wait till my ah ma approve you firstOriginally posted by sgboy2004:so u better call mi ah gong from now on