[quote]Originally posted by SMAPLionHeart:
[b]I know some of them, through my years of studies , and stuffs , some of them tend to be very sacarstic and a typical conversation last time would go like this.
If i'm you, this is how i reply.Me : "Ey , How are you ?? "
Fake Friend : "Yes, im doing fine ar, heard in actual fact you woo so many girl ,
so which girl you actually like ar? "
Me : " Still in love with the same girl ive liked"
I got woo many gal mea? how come u so notice me, u gay ah?(They know i am faithful to my ex , so they purposely wanna tease me)
Fake Friend : "Heard you also won some compeitition also, show us your medals leh! !"
(They know im not that good in sports , purposely ask me in front of girls and many friends )
"No la just average , no medals.."
Where got medals, u want to hao liao to others u good in sports also not like tat mah..lik tat u look lik loser to me lea.Me : "Can i borrow some stuffs from you to copy ? Need some additional information for this and this"
Fake Friend : "You are so smart what right?
With you around then i look smart mah..Fake Friend : "Do yourself you can learn more!"
Learn wat?u no show me how i learn?i not so clever as you.(Don't want to lend, say lah....why fake until like this?)
Fake Friend : "Eh , by the way , we all here are sex experts ....how come ?
Have you done it with your girlfriend yet? "
I got do or not concern you mea?(this qus he ask will let others think he is damm childish or female will find him digusting."If you are not, don't come join our group lar! "
Oh..sorry lor..i dun join people tat call prostitude 
Fake friend proceeds to talk behind me back and whisper back to his friends
and had a big laugh
Fake Friends : "Come on we are all buddies, tell me what problems is facing you!"
(proceeds to put his arms around me)
Me : "Sorry i got to go ya, see ya"
Got problems lor..the problem is you al lor or i very poor, u got money borrow or not.smiled and walk off.
I really feel like strangling this S.O.T.B.... meet so many of them , one of them even told me, that he has passed the wrong information to his friend, hoping to see them fail.
There's one particular asshole i dislike..if he disturb me once more.
seriously,they dun gv u face why u still gv them face?shoot them lah..