Pimp alert!Originally posted by Elfred:Ok... basically, three principles...
Log into my site listed below, prepare your cheque and email to me.
I'd show you you are a greater hero in romance than you'd realize yourself.
And Geylang is really too cheap for you.
Boyz, and galz, what you really need... is romance.
Take my card, and gimme a call.
Hitch,
Love Doc.
Cos people nowadays want love for free+free lunch...Originally posted by rainee:Nobody wans your service either...
Yea right...Originally posted by Elfred:Cos people nowadays want love for free+free lunch...
Very hard to be love doctors like this leh...
I coming from US all D way to Singapore cos I heard this Singapore wanna have tons of bAbIe$, and that means you gotta have tons of relations cos for every thousands intercourse only then you got a couple of productions. And without love, who's gonna raise the babie$?
No worry, I got plenty of cards in my sleeves... O' Hohoho... It's because of people like me people like Albert's got any chance at all...
Basic priciples... pay up, pay up, pay up, and get hitched...
Originally posted by coffeeortea:Hitch is only a Fucking movie, and Fuck you for wasting my time
if u're here and surfing this forum, den u aint no love doctorOriginally posted by Elfred:Ok... basically, three principles...
Log into my site listed below, prepare your cheque and email to me.
I'd show you you are a greater hero in romance than you'd realize yourself.
And Geylang is really too cheap for you.
Boyz, and galz, what you really need... is romance.
Take my card, and gimme a call.
Hitch,
Love Doc.
Originally posted by Elfred:wrong la...
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Cos people nowadays want love for free+free lunch...
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"Hawk two Roger and out..."Originally posted by Nelstar:*stamps Idiot-alert on Elfred*
Idiot identified, eliminate target.
Hawk two to Hawk one, the Idiot thinks he's Hitch, over
Hawk one to Hawk two, Yes, we know he's an idiot, everyone knows, over.![]()
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"Hawk two to all stations.... IDIOT now... proceed to eliminate identified target..... fire at will...over and out!!"Originally posted by Mao x 2:"Hawk two Roger and out..."
OK, let's do a partnership.Originally posted by seow:If you are the doctor of love then i'm the sex guru.![]()
I guess as much...Originally posted by Axelheat755:wrong la...
we want free sex... not love![]()
I am not wasting your time, I am here having some fun.Originally posted by coffeeortea:Hitch is only a Fucking movie, and Fuck you for wasting my time