Hi there... My name is Hitch... I'm the love doctor...
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Ok... basically, three principles...
Log into my site listed below, prepare your cheque and email to me.
I'd show you you are a greater hero in romance than you'd realize yourself.
And Geylang is really too cheap for you.
Boyz, and galz, what you really need... is romance.
Take my card, and gimme a call.
Hitch,
Love Doc. -
go eat sht. i dun believe in teaching people to hook up with girls.
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if u really watch Hitch, you wud have noticed what he said in the end:
What's the basic principle when it comes to love?
There is none -
Pimp alert!Originally posted by Elfred:Ok... basically, three principles...
Log into my site listed below, prepare your cheque and email to me.
I'd show you you are a greater hero in romance than you'd realize yourself.
And Geylang is really too cheap for you.
Boyz, and galz, what you really need... is romance.
Take my card, and gimme a call.
Hitch,
Love Doc. -
love doctor wannabe issit? to chase girls is a skill acquired and refined over time. Somthing u probably wont know
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OK, there's none cos no one is paying.
Basic principles...
You don't get what you can't pay...
You don't get someone you don't love....
And lastly, wanna get a pimp you should go Geylang.
Hehehehehehehe... -
Nobody wans your service either...
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haha!
+1
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Cos people nowadays want love for free+free lunch...Originally posted by rainee:Nobody wans your service either...
Very hard to be love doctors like this leh...
I coming from US all D way to Singapore cos I heard this Singapore wanna have tons of bAbIe$, and that means you gotta have tons of relations cos for every thousands intercourse only then you got a couple of productions. And without love, who's gonna raise the babie$?
No worry, I got plenty of cards in my sleeves... O' Hohoho... It's because of people like me people like Albert's got any chance at all...
Basic priciples... pay up, pay up, pay up, and get hitched... -
Hitch is only a Fucking movie, and Fuck you for wasting my time
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Yea right...Originally posted by Elfred:Cos people nowadays want love for free+free lunch...
Very hard to be love doctors like this leh...
I coming from US all D way to Singapore cos I heard this Singapore wanna have tons of bAbIe$, and that means you gotta have tons of relations cos for every thousands intercourse only then you got a couple of productions. And without love, who's gonna raise the babie$?
No worry, I got plenty of cards in my sleeves... O' Hohoho... It's because of people like me people like Albert's got any chance at all...
Basic priciples... pay up, pay up, pay up, and get hitched... -
Looks like I'm Not the only 1 thinking this guy's a F***er
FeowFeowOriginally posted by coffeeortea:Hitch is only a Fucking movie, and Fuck you for wasting my time -
if u're here and surfing this forum, den u aint no love doctorOriginally posted by Elfred:Ok... basically, three principles...
Log into my site listed below, prepare your cheque and email to me.
I'd show you you are a greater hero in romance than you'd realize yourself.
And Geylang is really too cheap for you.
Boyz, and galz, what you really need... is romance.
Take my card, and gimme a call.
Hitch,
Love Doc. -
how about changing your name to "Ditch"?
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Originally posted by Elfred:
wrong la...
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Cos people nowadays want love for free+free lunch...
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we want free sex... not love -
+1
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Uhh, Fred, I think you'll want to be brave and take the whole pill - breaking it in half just ain't working.
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I think you're the one in need of a doctor.
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*stamps Idiot-alert on Elfred*
Idiot identified, eliminate target.
Hawk two to Hawk one, the Idiot thinks he's Hitch, over
Hawk one to Hawk two, Yes, we know he's an idiot, everyone knows, over. -
"Hawk two Roger and out..."Originally posted by Nelstar:*stamps Idiot-alert on Elfred*
Idiot identified, eliminate target.
Hawk two to Hawk one, the Idiot thinks he's Hitch, over
Hawk one to Hawk two, Yes, we know he's an idiot, everyone knows, over. -
"Hawk two to all stations.... IDIOT now... proceed to eliminate identified target..... fire at will...over and out!!"Originally posted by Mao x 2:"Hawk two Roger and out..." -
If you are the doctor of love then i'm the sex guru.
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OK, let's do a partnership.Originally posted by seow:If you are the doctor of love then i'm the sex guru.
I get them hitched, you tell them how to do the rest... -
I guess as much...Originally posted by Axelheat755:wrong la...
we want free sex... not love -
I am not wasting your time, I am here having some fun.Originally posted by coffeeortea:Hitch is only a Fucking movie, and Fuck you for wasting my time