Originally posted by jliu:
Once a man reaches 30 years old,
he cant learn any new languages?
If I cant have sex with women everyday,
what to do with my money? Choose one:
a) I can spend it on a new car,
b) I can invest it,
c) I can spend it on education,
d) I can spend it on entertaining myself
e) I can spend it on buying expensive gifts
for my girlfriend/wife to make her happy
f) Donate it all
g) Save it and let someone else decide
h) Spend it on health/disabilities
Its easy to start a relationship with any girl, anyone can have children, you dont even know if your children will make it to have children, of all your money in the world, spend it on a challenge, an AIM, a goal that you can strive to obtain, before other challenges come into your life and you may regret for not accepting the challenge, spend it on education, it buys challenges, its the biggest pacifier, the biggest piece of nipple and breast.
SUCK
When you're young, your parents gave you love, when you're young, spend your money on education, when your parents are gone, you know your education is symbolic of your parents' love
[This message has been edited by jliu (edited 01 August 2000).]
5 Million? Goto china change it into 25million RMB. Buy up an entire village in rural areas, build roads, schools etc ... become a Village Head, provider and large landowner and the law!
Enact the old customs and laws every family must pay you yearly rental in grain or supply last daughter for your "household" for 6 year bond period as a body servants.
Also you will bless any girl in your village on the first night of her marriage in your bed heh! heh!