How can I get rid of Musterbation
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learn the ways of buddhism...
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learn the ways of buddhism...
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Maybe u can make a police report.
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You can take your testicles, and crush them between 2 bricks. Then get a mallet and hammer your dick till its a pulp, then cut it off with a hacksaw, then throw the remains in a blender. Blend it into a clear liquid, add embalming fluid and keloid milk, then put it in an enema and pump the liquid up your ass. Then, rub a mixture of salt, citric acid and vinegar all over the bloody stump and inject yourself with the ebola virus. Then get a gluegun and seal the wound. Then get a nail gun and a staple and pin the wound closed. Then have a friend bring you in a large cage and with your hands and legs chopped off and stuffed in your various orifices, and leave you on some windswept crag in some godforsaken mountain range.
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So complex, just go for a sex change, ask doctor to take away your sexual senses and u will be ok
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How couldst Thou even think about engaging in such heathen perversity? If Thou continues in such sinful atrocities, then thou shalt surely go to hell!
Hell is where firy dragons flap about and emit foul aroma from their roasted behinds! Where tiny tweezers poke at your manhood day and night! Everyday is a horrid day in hell!
Cease this foolish and mad behaviour now, and our Lord God shalt surely bless you and forgive you of your sins. Seek peace and holiness in thyself by listening to and doing God's word. For only the divine will not engage in such dirty practice.
I shalt surely pray for thee,
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blackadder fan are u...Originally posted by Father_Cuthbert:How couldst Thou even think about engaging in such heathen perversity? If Thou continues in such sinful atrocities, then thou shalt surely go to hell!
Hell is where firy dragons flap about and emit foul aroma from their roasted behinds! Where tiny tweezers poke at your manhood day and night! Everyday is a horrid day in hell!
Cease this foolish and mad behaviour now, and our Lord God shalt surely bless you and forgive you of your sins. Seek peace and holiness in thyself by listening to and doing God's word. For only the divine will not engage in such dirty practice.
I shalt surely pray for thee,
Amen