The Female Version
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1) A decent looking girl doesn't mean she is really a decent girl. Her dark secrets can really scare you off if she trusts you enough to tell you all. Education level doesn't play a part in being decent. An uni graduate may have more flings and ons than an O Level girl.
2) When a girl starts to ignore your messages or stop answering your calls, be prepared to find a new target as it is likely she has found someone else that suits her needs more.
3) High maintainence girls are meant for playboys only as they are the ones who can afford to pay everything for them. If you find yourself fall in love with such girl, be prepared to burn a big hole in pockets. These girls only have their own interests in their minds, so they don't give a damn to your feelings for them. Wealthy hunks are their favourite dishes.
4) Don't be surprised that those girls who are very "zi lian" have nude pictures of their own. They merely took them for themselves to see only, not for guys. Consider yourself a lucky guy if they really let you access to their handphones, online galleries, or even webcams!
5) When a girl starts to borrow money from you, be prepared to be an ATM for them. Their stories will get more and more exciting and dramatic. And even if they are working, it is unlikely they are willing to return the money as women earn money for themselves but spend guys' money.
6) When a girl tries to initiative you for a fling, please do not act like a gentleman to say no. As this will piss them off and you will find yourself in the blacklist of them.
7) If a girl smokes or drinks alcohol, don't bother to ask them to quit as they will think you are very naggy or sissy. But if they are the ones who ask you to quit smoking or stop drinking, they are likely to wish to convert themselves into your housewives.
When a girl you likes tell you she has another guy chasing her, and she likes both of you, it doesn't mean she is a slut just that she is too greedy. She enjoys the pleasure of being pampered by lots of guys and the lovely gifts she is going to get. She has the answer in her heart already who to choose, just that she is stalling for more time to get more stuff from the victim while she can. One special tactic is that she keeps dropping hints she really likes you but always busy to meet up.
9) Not all women like chocolates, roses or even teddy bears or girlish pink colour, so don't be foolish enough to spend money in getting them
before you understand them. Ask them directly if you want. Girls are straightforward to share what they like and dislike. There are girls who like
blood, punk rock, Warcraft or even soccer.
10) Never overlook the small things that girls did for you. To them, folding stars or doing jigsaw puzzles mean a very big event, especially when it comes to anniversaries or birthdays. If they don't get the expected attention they want from you, be prepared for a hard time in stopping her to
cry.
11) Not all women have sexual needs like guys do everyday. So don't be a bastard to ask for it everyday. Women need more tight hugs and kisses. The fact that they are willing to do with you is that they want to please you only, not that they really need it.
12) Don't think expensive gifts can turn on all girls. Such gifts merely turn on materialistic girls only. The amount of money invested in the perfumes, cosmetics, time in make-ups, clothes in dressing up for a date with you is definitely much greater than what you got for her. -
some were kinda true
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All so true... to a certain extent.Originally posted by XciteZ:1) A decent looking girl doesn't mean she is really a decent girl. Her dark secrets can really scare you off if she trusts you enough to tell you all. Education level doesn't play a part in being decent. An uni graduate may have more flings and ons than an O Level girl.
3) High maintainence girls are meant for playboys only as they are the ones who can afford to pay everything for them. If you find yourself fall in love with such girl, be prepared to burn a big hole in pockets. These girls only have their own interests in their minds, so they don't give a damn to your feelings for them. Wealthy hunks are their favourite dishes.
4) Don't be surprised that those girls who are very "zi lian" have nude pictures of their own. They merely took them for themselves to see only, not for guys. Consider yourself a lucky guy if they really let you access to their handphones, online galleries, or even webcams!
5) When a girl starts to borrow money from you, be prepared to be an ATM for them. Their stories will get more and more exciting and dramatic. And even if they are working, it is unlikely they are willing to return the money as women earn money for themselves but spend guys' money.
6) When a girl tries to initiative you for a fling, please do not act like a gentleman to say no. As this will piss them off and you will find yourself in the blacklist of them.
7) If a girl smokes or drinks alcohol, don't bother to ask them to quit as they will think you are very naggy or sissy. But if they are the ones who ask you to quit smoking or stop drinking, they are likely to wish to convert themselves into your housewives. When a girl you likes tell you she has another guy chasing her, and she likes both of you, it doesn't mean she is a slut just that she is too greedy. She enjoys the pleasure of being pampered by lots of guys and the lovely gifts she is going to get. She has the answer in her heart already who to choose, just that she is stalling for more time to get more stuff from the victim while she can. One special tactic is that she keeps dropping hints she really likes you but always busy to meet up.
9) Not all women like chocolates, roses or even teddy bears or girlish pink colour, so don't be foolish enough to spend money in getting them
before you understand them. Ask them directly if you want. Girls are straightforward to share what they like and dislike. There are girls who like
blood, punk rock, Warcraft or even soccer.
10) Never overlook the small things that girls did for you. To them, folding stars or doing jigsaw puzzles mean a very big event, especially when it comes to anniversaries or birthdays. If they don't get the expected attention they want from you, be prepared for a hard time in stopping her to
cry.
11) Not all women have sexual needs like guys do everyday. So don't be a bastard to ask for it everyday. Women need more tight hugs and kisses. The fact that they are willing to do with you is that they want to please you only, not that they really need it.
12) Don't think expensive gifts can turn on all girls. Such gifts merely turn on materialistic girls only. The amount of money invested in the perfumes, cosmetics, time in make-ups, clothes in dressing up for a date with you is definitely much greater than what you got for her. -
Originally posted by XciteZ:
experienced this kind.. When a girl you likes tell you she has another guy chasing her, and she likes both of you, it doesn't mean she is a slut just that she is too greedy. She enjoys the pleasure of being pampered by lots of guys and the lovely gifts she is going to get. She has the answer in her heart already who to choose, just that she is stalling for more time to get more stuff from the victim while she can. One special tactic is that she keeps dropping hints she really likes you but always busy to meet up.
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never tio before so dunno
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woo...finally
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very true.
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point 8 is the cause of much misery in aunt agony.Originally posted by XciteZ: When a girl you likes tell you she has another guy chasing her, and she likes both of you, it doesn't mean she is a slut just that she is too greedy. She enjoys the pleasure of being pampered by lots of guys and the lovely gifts she is going to get. She has the answer in her heart already who to choose, just that she is stalling for more time to get more stuff from the victim while she can. One special tactic is that she keeps dropping hints she really likes you but always busy to meet up.
but men are such sucker that they just dont get it no matter how many times they been through it. -
Haha, bravo threadstarter! Highly entertaining, and well, true to some extent.
Goes to show that neither men nor women are perfect.
Now if only we can start appreciating each other for what we are, and quit banging our heads against the wall!
(easier said than done though...)
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i know a girl that totally diifer from above.
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Originally posted by XciteZ:1) A decent looking girl doesn't mean she is really a decent girl. Her dark secrets can really scare you off if she trusts you enough to tell you all. Education level doesn't play a part in being decent. An uni graduate may have more flings and ons than an O Level girl.
- Same for the guys
2) When a girl starts to ignore your messages or stop answering your calls, be prepared to find a new target as it is likely she has found someone else that suits her needs more. - same same
3) High maintainence girls are meant for playboys only as they are the ones who can afford to pay everything for them. If you find yourself fall in love with such girl, be prepared to burn a big hole in pockets. These girls only have their own interests in their minds, so they don't give a damn to your feelings for them. Wealthy hunks are their favourite dishes.
4) Don't be surprised that those girls who are very "zi lian" have nude pictures of their own. They merely took them for themselves to see only, not for guys. Consider yourself a lucky guy if they really let you access to their handphones, online galleries, or even webcams!
5) When a girl starts to borrow money from you, be prepared to be an ATM for them. Their stories will get more and more exciting and dramatic. And even if they are working, it is unlikely they are willing to return the money as women earn money for themselves but spend guys' money. Many so call 'frenz' are like that too 
they will call you 'bro' & 'sis' follow by sweet talks... after that they vanish.
6) When a girl tries to initiative you for a fling, please do not act like a gentleman to say no. As this will piss them off and you will find yourself in the blacklist of them.
7) If a girl smokes or drinks alcohol, don't bother to ask them to quit as they will think you are very naggy or sissy. But if they are the ones who ask you to quit smoking or stop drinking, they are likely to wish to convert themselves into your housewives. When a girl you likes tell you she has another guy chasing her, and she likes both of you, it doesn't mean she is a slut just that she is too greedy. She enjoys the pleasure of being pampered by lots of guys and the lovely gifts she is going to get. She has the answer in her heart already who to choose, just that she is stalling for more time to get more stuff from the victim while she can. One special tactic is that she keeps dropping hints she really likes you but always busy to meet up.
9) Not all women like chocolates, roses or even teddy bears or girlish pink colour, so don't be foolish enough to spend money in getting them before you understand them. Ask them directly if you want. Girls are straightforward to share what they like and dislike. There are girls who like blood, punk rock, Warcraft or even soccer.
10) Never overlook the small things that girls did for you. To them, folding stars or doing jigsaw puzzles mean a very big event, especially when it comes to anniversaries or birthdays. If they don't get the expected attention they want from you, be prepared for a hard time in stopping her to cry.
11) Not all women have sexual needs like guys do everyday. So don't be a bastard to ask for it everyday. Women need more tight hugs and kisses. The fact that they are willing to do with you is that they want to please you only, not that they really need it. There are also guys who are 'low sex drive' & dun need to do it everyday. Personally I see it as a case of 'mismatched' sex drive. *No need to call these pple BASTARD, having high sex drive is not a crime. I have come across gals who complain abt their bfs or husbands not giving it to them enough. What cause this 'mismatch' is most pple are shy, when dating they dun talk about their sexual needs(sex drive) until they are together/married.
12) Don't think expensive gifts can turn on all girls. Such gifts merely turn on materialistic girls only. The amount of money invested in the perfumes, cosmetics, time in make-ups, clothes in dressing up for a date with you is definitely much greater than what you got for her. -
Ah....a true defender of female species.Originally posted by oozie:
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quite true
but doesnt apply to all girls
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1) very true
2) depends on who richer
3) no arguments there
4) i likeeee
5)very true who doesn't like money
6) of cos say yes la
7)stay away from those who do leter ur kid come out blackthis one espcially meet alot untill lost count
9)yeah but not extreme i havent met a extreme case yet all in between
10) very true i join them
11)true
12) this one wife material[/code] -
1- Miss Feminist
"This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to¡Â¡Â.
I have met women like this, trust me, it is only talk with air in it. As far as I know, the few of them (who coincidentally married to rich people) ended up divorced, with kids and struglling to make a living. You forgot to mention¡Âthey always say : "MEN cannot be trusted."
2- Miss Take
She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life ¡Â..
This sounds like the typical China whores most Singapore carrots are finincing¡Â.watch your CPF, men!!!!
3- Miss Romance
This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone ¡Â..
Mostly refer to immature Singapore women¡Âthat is why Korean "romantic" serials are so popular here. They failed to see that the Koreans are famous of being MCP and beats up their wives as hobbies¡Â.
4- Miss Elusive
This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present¡Â.
This type always moan "I have been hurt before¡Â.." , hey you deserve to be hurt again until you mature up¡Â..
5- Miss Angry
Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered.
Are we talking about BUTCH here?
6- Miss Insecure
This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface¡Â.
This is the type which most likely will end up having depression or throwing their/someone¡¯s baby down the block¡Â.
7- Miss Bitch
Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else.
We have lots of these in Singapore, they only turn to angels when they see Ang Mo, that is why 1/3 of Singapore men married foreign brides last year
8- Miss Me
A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent¡Â..
If they climb up to be your boss or even worst, your wife, you are screwed for life, man!!!
would like to add this to your post, maybe we could identify certain types here in our daily situations?
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1,2,5,6,8=me.
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excerpts from the ladder theory
As to the first point, that of money. Well most guys know that women dig guys with money. Would Donald Trump be fucking models if he wasn't rich? That question is rhetorical. Now I don't even believe this is wrong, I think it is just nature. But I also think women who are this way (and it is almost all of you) should be honest and admit that they are basically whores, and stop saying bad things about the so-called "actual whores" who are just trying to earn an honest living.
Most women read this and say something like, "Well I'm not the average woman because..blah...blah...not true...blah blah...my boyfriend/lover/husband/masseuse was poor...blah...blah."
If you thought something like this you are very likely the average woman. If you read it and went "Hmmm..." and then you went back to doing physics, then you have a case.
Looks are not to be discounted. I see many girls revert to about a seventh grade emotional level when they see some guy at the club, or some guy from a crappy movie. I think everyone has seen this phenomena, and it seems to have become an alarming trend in women of increasing age.
The attraction category is broken down further in the next section. This is a change from previous versions of the ladder theory that included looks here instead of attraction. I feel this is a more accurate depiction, as evidenced by experiment and peer review.
The last 10% was my effort to give women the benefit of the doubt. A common question men ask of women is "Tell me what you want in a man?", which is like asking how many guys she's slept with, an invitation to be lied to. Because she'll almost invariably answer with some combination of
• sense of humor
• intelligence
• sensitivity
• emotional stability
As far as I can tell this is mostly rubbish. But in an effort to be fair I have included this, since there seem to be a few rare cases of this. Just none that I have ever seen.
Another thing to watch out for is the code words women use. Here is a translation guide for dealing with women.
Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.
Means: I want a rich man
Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.
Means: I want a rich man
Says: He's from a really good family.
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thats good!!!at least you are not number 3 and 4,Originally posted by missqi:1,2,5,6,8=me.
you send out your signals well , and if the poor guy fall for it , it s entirely his own fault!
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space1999!!! your list dunch hab one tt describes the mieee in real life...
i feel so left out
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i dun want a gf who doesnt drink
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im sorry i left you out,do you mind telling me what type of girl you are?After all the list above is pretty extensive...Originally posted by udontknowme:space1999!!! your list dunch hab one tt describes the mieee in real life...
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quite true...
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quite true for most pts..
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