IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY
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What are your opinions?
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If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.
If you work too hard, there s never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your but and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're a fag.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else. -
I think theres too many of this kind of threads around
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Oh, my apologies. I got it from my email, just interested to know what you guys think :p
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haha. i couldn't have agreed more!
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It's all double standards la, basically that's what this email is about. Only the feminists behave like this. They want equal rights only to their cause. They want benefits available to a guy but are unwilling to make any sacrifice.Originally posted by moongster:What are your opinions?
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If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.
If you work too hard, there s never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your but and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're a fag.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
Whatever you do, there will always be comments, so why bother?
doko -
It has nver been easy to be a guy...-_-
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Being a guy is great!
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it is actually quite true.
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Don't partner with a feminist.
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It's not easy being a AA mod.
This thread will be close without warning if it becomes / or threatens to become a flaming/sexist thread. -
Understand.
I find this post very interesting as well, from Scott Adams
http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/11/offending_other.html -
WARNING WARNING!Originally posted by M©+square:It's not easy being a AA mod.
This thread will be close without warning if it becomes / or threatens to become a flaming/sexist thread.
lol. True, but it aint easy being a girl too right? The monthly cramps and 10months of bearing each one of us here.
The grass is always greener on the other side. -
agree... but LL ....u can't just cut the horns off all guys... we're screwed...
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MC is just making a spoof of the titleOriginally posted by angrynor:WARNING WARNING! -
its like that even when u get married...
when pick my nose with a tissue she says i'm a brute when i catch her she says cannot huh...
When i get into a vehicle accident (ppl bang me ) I'm careless when she bangs a pole is a forgivable mistake...
lets not put too much thought to it at the end we go NS have advance standing and a mere 100-200 pay for start they say its not fair...
I rest my case -
In these 21st Century World of Male And Female.
Still people , laws, critics, religion and Etc still sides female as they are still consider the more weaker humans in terms of physical.
I agree Male are more on the losing ends when comes to the above i mentioned in many ways with the thread starter. No doubt Male do not have monthly cramps and child bearing ... we are needed to bearing majority of the responsibility in all case when comes to family 'business'. Handling the bread matter of the family, feelings, order and etc...
Just cos we have 'stick' and they have a 'valley' and 2 'mountains' so their physical burden is heavier and weaker in physical..
Be glad to be a Male or a Female as what you are ...
Just do your part and complete your task here and report back to the makers years later for a switch if you think is not fair...
There's nothing we Male can do now...
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It's not easy, but it's great
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damn... the burden of being a male... on this world... is astronomical..
but fellow males..we must strive on... and continue our path.. and ultimately.. salvation and attain one with the universe. And show our women couterparts... that... they are not.. our equal. -
It's amazing how they can prefer to have a partner who earns a 5 digit salary and people don't say anything but when the guy sticks to a girl earning the same amount people will start saying things haha..
Equality? Nah~bullcrap
doko -
There is never going to be an equality...
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The first 2 para was ok....after that.Originally posted by finrise:In these 21st Century World of Male And Female.
Still people , laws, critics, religion and Etc still sides female as they are still consider the more weaker humans in terms of physical.
I agree Male are more on the losing ends when comes to the above i mentioned in many ways with the thread starter. No doubt Male do not have monthly cramps and child bearing ... we are needed to bearing majority of the responsibility in all case when comes to family 'business'. Handling the bread matter of the family, feelings, order and etc...
Just cos we have 'stick' and they have a 'valley' and 2 'mountains' so their physical burden is heavier and weaker in physical..
Be glad to be a Male or a Female as what you are ...
Just do your part and complete your task here and report back to the makers years later for a switch if you think is not fair...
There's nothing we Male can do now...
=)
I don't get a single word you're talking about.
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Get A Life Babyea...
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I guess what he is trying to say is there is no equality and there is nothing we can do about. Just live life happily.Originally posted by M©+square:The first 2 para was ok....after that.
I don't get a single word you're talking about.
someone? Help me?
doko -
i think its not easy to be the TRADITIONAL type of guy, guy used to be....
afterall things change with time...it not easy to be parents, tough to be teachers, not easy to be children, not easy to be man and its also not easy to be woman
so..... it is not easy to be anything these days....even the animals are not spared....many are at risk of being extinct.....maybe also not easy to be ghost...
hence....don't worry, be Happy.....