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http://www.er.com.sgSubject: Installing Love DirectoryCUSTOMER: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready
to install now. What do I do first?
CS REP: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your
HEART ma'am?
CUSTOMER : Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is
it okay to install while they are running?
CS REP : What programs are running ma'am?
CUSTOMER : Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS REP : No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from
your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will
eventually, overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of it's own
called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn
off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs
prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off
ma'am?
CUSTOMER : I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS REP : My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until
GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely
erased.
CUSTOMER : Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself
automatically. Is that normal?
CS REP : Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall
for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
CUSTOMER : Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS REP : Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need
to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
CUSTOMER : Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS REP : What does the message say?
CUSTOMER : It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
CS REP : Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the
LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not
yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated
programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have
to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
CUSTOMER : So what should I do?
CS REP : Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
CUSTOMER : Yes, I have it.
CS REP : Excellent, you are getting good at this.
CUSTOMER : Thank you.
CS REP : You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to
the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC,
SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.
The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching
any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE
from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to
make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
CUSTOMER : Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows
that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM
are copying themselves all over my HEART!
CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it
from here. One more thing before I go....
CUSTOMER : Yes?
CS REP : LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and
they will return some really neat modules back to you.
CUSTOMER : I will. Thank you for your help!