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im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone???
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tie a rubber band around your bird after you pee.
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u wont hav time to think, let alone to masturbate...so no worry.
Do bring a photo of your ger ger (put a water-proofing layer) and put inside your wallet...
Well, got to bear wif it.
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congrats, you going to be a man.. anyway at night when everybody sleep then u can go toilet and sayang if u r really cannot tahan and not afraid of the dark..Originally posted by BaByOnion:im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone??? Agreed with sgboy that after a hard day u dun even have the strength to think abt it.. -
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aiyoh aeh, u cannot live without sex izzit?Originally posted by BaByOnion:im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone??? 
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hey dude. while you are in NS, you will be too busy and tired for that.Originally posted by BaByOnion:im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone??? -
If I'm not wrong, u will be given pills every wednesday. N the pill will prevent u from wet dream at nite. So do u think u still can masturbate after feeding on tat pill?Originally posted by BaByOnion:im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone???
Anyway...... u will be so tired after a day of training to think of masturbate. -
Try to be BUSY and keep your mind occupied all the time... And if you ain't, ACT BUSY....Originally posted by BaByOnion:im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone??? " -
me going to ORD LOH
in bmt u dun have time to think all these lah..no worry
and makre sure u dun masturbate in camp..it a chargeable offence...can go DB for that.. -
me going to ORD LOH
in bmt u dun have time to think all these lah..no worry
and makre sure u dun masturbate in camp..it a chargeable offence...can go DB for that.. -
want to have sex go have sex with ur officer la...
HE maybe also very horny -
now ur thinking like that...But when u go in...Ur thinking will not be like this now...Trust me 60% - 80%...U will change ur way of thinking...Where got timeOriginally posted by BaByOnion:im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone??? 
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dont worry u will enjoy 'tekong' so much .. ( i are not mono intake right?)
just imagine u are part of the actor actress, gamers to
pulau tekong..
recent suggested shows on tcs 5 coming your way
tempation tekong
why tempation? cause it is an island that lure u and your parents believe that u are in fine hands.. giving u all the welfare('sorry no babes in tekong') maybe i can suggested more proper 'toilet flushs'
fear factor tekong
not much fear in tekong lah ...dont wont force u eat pig brain or ask u to crawl down the flag pole at the height of 20 storeys.
all they have is jaccob ladder, balancing beam and situation test area that need u to climb up and down..
survivor tekong
actually tekong is all about recruits trying their very best to perform well .. and only the mild survivors are able to make it...
they will go into more hell.. and make sure uare the last man standing..
recent hot series
tekong charmed
sorry no babes in tekong
smallville tekong
still cannot detect who has super power..
baywatch tekong
yah alot of baywatching for the duty people
yah u wont ge to mast.. too tired to think of it... -
don worry, there are lots of sex in tekong. your arse will be screwed by your PC, PS, fellow recruits etc, when you got the time, u can screw them as well. you just don't need to masturbate at all.
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hahahahahahah. Wat a response. 1
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ayah, you'll be dead tired after yr day. everyday is training and when there's no training, there's tekan sessions.
if you still have the energy, then you have to make extra effort to wake up in the middle of the night wank off and then go back to sleep wif all the stuff on yr body or underpants. ha ha ha. having a roll of toilet paper will help then. but maybe you'll be too exhausted to clear up. hee hee.
or sometimes got spot check if you are caught out of yr bunk wif yr pants down, tat's going to be tuff.
or wait till you have yr own bunk then you can play all you like. might be lucky enuff to land up in a bunk with only 2 to a room. eg SAFTI-MI and yr bunk mate is on leave/out field/attn c or not around.
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i agree... u won't hv the time and energy to do it. all u r concerned wif is whether u hv done all the necessary things sui sui to avoid signing extras...
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if u realli need sex then, get your sergeants to do it on u lor
hahha hahhahshahha
or go find an animal 2 do it...
where got time...
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You don't need to woory that you need to masturbate lah.They will force you to take the malaria pill every wee. That will cause you not to have the need as long as you take it. You also don't have time to think about sex. You will only want to sleep cos they will make you very tired. So you better train uo your physical.Originally posted by BaByOnion:im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone??? -
you can masturbate all you want in there... just make sure you are not cauight doing it and everything is ok~
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juz to let u noe, u need to take the malaria pills for one more month after u passed out from ur bmt. if u dun take n sway sway kena malaria, den good luck 2 u... u can be charged.....
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Go Die lah uOriginally posted by BaByOnion:im going to NS soon and i scared that i cant survive in the army because i cant see her and have sex with my girlfriend. In the army you also cannot masturbate leh..... so any tips anyone???