Racist is Back in Singapore
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Three known facts.
1) I am not a racist.
2) Rascism exist in all cosmopolitan society.
3) White people are the worst.
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Live with it.
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my god
due with ita bigger problem is the standard of engrish of the youngsters these days
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Racist is not back... it just never left. ;p
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
Both (Kate and Princeton):
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -
Kate Monster:
No!
Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that
Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!
Kate Monster:
Right!
Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!
Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.
Kate Monster:
Okay!
Princeton:
There's a plane going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...
Kate Monster:
And a black guy!
Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?
Kate Monster:
Uh...
Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!
Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.
Gary Coleman:
I don't.
Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.
Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.
Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.
Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -
All right!
Kate Monster:
All right!
Princeton:
All right!
Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white
All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princeton:
Who?
Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.
Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.
Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-
Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Gary Coleman:
Racism!
Brian:
Cool.
Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!
Princeton:
What's that mean?
Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?
Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.
Brian:
I'm not!
Princeton:
Oh no?
Brian:
Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!
Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!
Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.
Christmas Eve:
And I love you.
Brian:
But you're racist, too.
Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Princeton:
Me too!
Kate Monster:
Me too!
Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!
All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!I like this! Sounds like a play, wat issit?
Originally posted by A.T.R:nowadays in school...i hear the indians calling malays as muslim dogs(no offence) and the chinese as chinese bastards..and the vicious cycle goes on....do u tink another racial riot will happen again...and wad is the government doing about tis?i am a caucasion and its just tat i feel that we should all not be look upon diff cause of our skin colours...we are all humans..we eat,live and shit....any views about it?
Racists?? I'll say that's immaturity. Only immatured pple will think they are the best of all.
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Originally posted by TehJarVu:
my god
due with ita bigger problem is the standard of engrish of the youngsters these days
Haha, you mean your standards?I think you meant to say "deal with it", not "due with it".
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Hello A.T.R, if you have gone through the Singapore Educational system and National Service, you will get use to such "name" calling. Singapore is a multiracial society but it doesn't mean we live happily together. Conflicts do happen but Singaporeans grew up with a special skill of understanding other races and we learn to tolerate one other. Some "name" calling are for "jokes", adding favour into community life.
Even our mainstream TV programmes adds "name", "labels" onto them.
Not hard feelings.
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
Both (Kate and Princeton):
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -
Kate Monster:
No!
Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that
Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!
Kate Monster:
Right!
Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!
Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.
Kate Monster:
Okay!
Princeton:
There's a plane going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...
Kate Monster:
And a black guy!
Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?
Kate Monster:
Uh...
Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!
Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.
Gary Coleman:
I don't.
Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.
Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.
Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.
Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -
All right!
Kate Monster:
All right!
Princeton:
All right!
Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white
All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princeton:
Who?
Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.
Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.
Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-
Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Gary Coleman:
Racism!
Brian:
Cool.
Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!
Princeton:
What's that mean?
Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?
Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.
Brian:
I'm not!
Princeton:
Oh no?
Brian:
Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!
Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!
Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.
Christmas Eve:
And I love you.
Brian:
But you're racist, too.
Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Princeton:
Me too!
Kate Monster:
Me too!
Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!
All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!AVENUE Q~! Everyone is a little bit racist!
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Originally posted by parn:
I'm only "racist" against people who are stupid, lazy, proud, arrogant, insensible, insensitive, rude, ingenuine.
I decide what kind of people they are and they will need to work very hard to impress me and get out of the label that I have placed upon them.
Because NOT everyone deserves a second chance, some people don't even deserve a chance at all.
I echo.. I am not against skin color but what's between the ears.
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Originally posted by parn:
If I'm not wrong, racism were started by the caucasion people.was it called "slavery" then??
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Originally posted by parn:
If I'm not wrong, racism were started by the caucasion people.White doesn't necessarily equals to pure or simply a higher race, it can also be equaled to dull and plain.
But you're in luck, cos Singaporean girls are quite fond of caucasion guys compared to Singaporean asian guys.
Do you like Singaporean asian girls? I think alot of them will be quite fond of you.
Racism was started by God when he decided that many races should keep the human population in check>
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Originally posted by RedizAlertz:
I like this! Sounds like a play, wat issit?
Racists?? I'll say that's immaturity. Only immatured pple will think they are the best of all.
It's from Avenue Q.
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er...since there's still racism around..which race sucks most?NO OFFENCE
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Originally posted by A.T.R:
er...since there's still racism around..which race sucks most?NO OFFENCE
the one that is going around bombing people
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racism in singapore had NVR gone away at all.
but just, it's not so serious this days..
i do get along well with muslims friends =) -
Racism exist, live with it.
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In Singapore it is racial tolerance to the extend of being thick skinned and pretending not to hear what others might call you.So when people use a poetic sentence such 'KNNBCCB' it is a perfect excuse,place and time to beat the crap out of them.
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Originally posted by Short Ninja:
In Singapore it is racial tolerance to the extend of being thick skinned and pretending not to hear what others might call you.So when people use a poetic sentence such 'KNNBCCB' it is a perfect excuse,place and time to beat the crap out of them.
i like ur style dude.... -
I am the only chinese guy in a clique of indians in my school.
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singaporeans are too busy fighting for priority seats on the mrt to have a riot.. besides, starting a riot will just earn u stares from passers-by...
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Originally posted by A.T.R:
er...since there's still racism around..which race sucks most?NO OFFENCE
I believe it shouldn't be which race sucks the most, as racism varies from individual's acceptance and temption towards racist behavioural.And I think that individual who is most affected by or tempted to indulge in racism is the one who sucks the most.
The only reason why they are affected or tempted by racism is because they aren't contented/satisfied enough with themselves to accept their own opinions of themselves, thus they creates an opening which allows other people to take advantage of that weakness to bring upon some misery on them.
Unlike me, I don't care about racism and as far as I know...RACISM HAVE NEVER LEFT SINGAPORE.
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i doubt any racial riot will happen anytime while i'm alive...
my gf's parents dun allow her to be in a relationship with a guy of other race...and thats something i'd have to deal with when the time comes...if it does...
i believe racism is the result of general hatred due to general impact made by something...like how last night there were these group of indian men jumping and rushing towards the door to get on the bus...and i was like "blardy indian" although i know its wrong but thats just how humans percieve it when a things like that happens even when you're the most tolerant person on earth...
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racist or not, it is the results from the students' o'levels that proves it.......(sry for being vauge cannot find any other way to explian).
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its true, it still exists in modern singapore