Love in Singapore seems IMPOSSIBLE.
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Originally posted by CM840_2009:
my advice to ts is to quickly find the love this year, because next year got world cup, guys will pay more attention to football :)
that's a good thing. i'm one of the very very few guys in SG who hates football and TS can find me.
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Originally posted by Arapahoe:
Given the response, She is the next Bachelorette. So to all male/lesbian forumners if you are interested in her just PM her and ask her out on a REAL Date!
A warm applause to Arapahoe, talented host of "The Bachelorette : 2009"!!!!!
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
i thought i made it clear i only like gals? just cos' i never court u doesn't mean u should give up on finding your soulmate (which i believe should be a "He" since you prefer same-sex genders)
OMGPls don't even try courting me. It will just marr my track record. *shudders*
Anyway I'm off the market so please
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
that's a good thing. i'm one of the very very few guys in SG who hates football and TS can find me.
you keep asking TS to find you, PM you etc...if you had the charms or the "X" factor, am pretty sure any sane girl would have contacted you on the first invite. not invite number 20 on page 4.perhaps it's time to take a good look at yourself?
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Originally posted by elindra:
OMGPls don't even try courting me. It will just marr my track record. *shudders*
Anyway I'm off the market so please
make sure you take a bath after coming back, cos' SGF doesn't want a fish-stench lingering around.
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Originally posted by cassie:
you keep asking TS to find you, PM you etc...if you had the charms or the "X" factor, am pretty sure any sane girl would have contacted you on the first invite. not invite number 20 on page 4.perhaps it's time to take a good look at yourself?
because generally, if gals make the 1st move, they'll feel desperate and that's not a good feeling for them. And since i'm total stranger online to TS, obviously she won't PM me so easily.
for me, i only trust off-line love.
anyway, if i really want to "court" TS, i would have PM her liao, or use other method, instead of using "hard-sell methods" in my post.
that post is meant to be a joke, in case u still don't get it.
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
make sure you take a bath after coming back, cos' SGF doesn't want a fish-stench lingering around.
Although I keep fish as pets, they don't stink like you do -
Originally posted by elindra:
Although I keep fish as pets, they don't stink like you doyucks! what's that familiar smell?! oh yesh, the stench of rotting fish that comes from the market!
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Originally posted by nini_06:
Why is it so impossible to find good guys here in singapore?
Here are my terms for finding love, guys, please tell me, am i expecting too much?
I want a guy who will only look at me, has eyes for me, and once we're in love, he has to think that i'm beautiful and sexy no matter how my figure changes. I don't care if you have to look at girls on the internet, but when you save them on your computer, it's too much for me. He has to be faithful, loving, and be willing to spend ALOT of time with me.I don't care about porn, cos i know all guys watch porn, I don't care if u save porn on your computer, but i just cant accept pictures of girls on your computer.
Guys, please tell me is it too much to ask for?
I'm so unhappy with my current guy, all he ever does is think, look for, and look at girls.
I have to dress so skimpy so that he won't look at girls, but it doesn't work. Why is everything a desperate bid by me just so that he will pay more attention to me and not look for, look at and think of girls? Do all guys do that?
I wana be sexy in my own way, I can never dress the way i want to when i'm with him. I don't wana dress like modern girls, who show so much. I wana be sexy in a sophisticated way, I hate dressing in short shorts just to please him!
By the way, do all guys save pictures of girls on the computer? Cos if it is, then I'm not sure I wana find a guy anymore.Maybe stay single or be a lesbian.
Please tell me, what do Singapore guys look for in a girl? Are my expectations too much? Why does my current guy treat me like that? I feel so ugly and fat when I'm with him, I can never feel confident, beautiful or sexy with him.
What is love about? I thought love was such a beautiful thing, until my serene, gorgeous, passionate picture of love got so destroyed by him.
1) Seems like you lack a little self-confidence in yourself :(
2) Unless he's saving pictures of girls he goes out with (other than you), I don't there's anything wrong with that...
At least it's better than saving pictures of hunks and drooling at those right?
Anyway, I have seen photoshop videos where they photoshop a picture of a fat lady to that of a top model look using some tool which I forgot the name at the moment... Amazing...
Also, one can even smoothen the skin, etc, with photoshop...
In the end, pictures are just mere fantasies of humans.
3) You don't need to dress for him; dress for yourself. Be yourself. Don't conform to him too much, and neither should he conform to you to much as well.
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
yucks! what's that familiar smell?! oh yesh, the stench of rotting fish that comes from the market!
No la, it's the rotting pig carcass that was hung up to hard sell -
Originally posted by elindra:
No la, it's the rotting pig carcass that was hung up to hard sellsorry, but i love pork and pigs are cute. don't insult pigs, ok?!
everyone with a sane mind knows that among all dead animal corposes, fish are the smelliest.
and although i hate fish, i won't abuse fish, unlike you.
in your avatar, is that a fish gasping for breathe after it was abused and lifted out of the aquarium?
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
that's a good thing. i'm one of the very very few guys in SG who hates football and TS can find me.
I also hate football
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Originally posted by Suffocate:
I also hate football
lol, we are really alike leh!
for me, it's when i see many people chasing 1 ball on the field, really puts me to sleep.
basketball not so bad. u? why u hate football?
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
lol, we are really alike leh!
for me, it's when i see many people chasing 1 ball on the field, really puts me to sleep.
basketball not so bad. u? why u hate football?
Very boring. Its just people chasing after 1 ball.
I rather watch news, biographies, action shows or history shows
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
Why is it so impossible to find good guys here in singapore?
That's because SG gals, majority of them are blind. They see guys in finance jobs, they snatch. They see balding 40-year old uncles working as managers, they drool and lick. In the end, these idiots regret that they never set their sights on really warm guys like me. Sure, me is poor, but at least I don't rape and I can think of 150 ideas for a date to make it special.
I want a guy who will only look at me, has eyes for me, and once we're in love, he has to think that i'm beautiful and sexy no matter how my figure changes.
Some guys like me don't like to lie. If i think u fat, then i'll pay money to send you to slimming centre. Guys are visual creatures and rely heavily on sight.
If u become fat and ugly, there's no way our eyes can accept.
we put in effort to make our penis hard and strong, and the least gals can do is to make themselves look presentable at least.
I don't care if u save porn on your computer, but i just cant accept pictures of girls on your computer.
Guys like me have 46 GB of porn in my external hard disk, although yeah, i don't save pictures of girls on my PC. Porn is more than enough......why still need pics of other girls?!
I don't wana dress like modern girls, who show so much. I wana be sexy in a sophisticated way, I hate dressing in short shorts just to please him!
Which is why i say u and me would be a better fit than your current guy.
i personally feel girls who dress in short shorts = not much taste and i don't think much of them.
SG girls + short shorts = typical SG xmm, who is cute to look at and fark, but nothing much in personality and stylei prefer ladies who are elegant and know how to dress, not those who just wear t-shirt + shorts + slippers and go out everywhere
By the way, do all guys save pictures of girls on the computer? Cos if it is, then I'm not sure I wana find a guy anymore.Maybe stay single or be a lesbian.
why be lesbian?! that's a waste. u need a warm and tender heart like me.
stick with me, and we can watch porn together, but i promise you, i have no pics of others girls, now and in the future.
Please tell me, what do Singapore guys look for in a girl? Are my expectations too much? Why does my current guy treat me like that? I feel so ugly and fat when I'm with him, I can never feel confident, beautiful or sexy with him.
Because he's a jerk and girls like you love jerks.
What is love about? I thought love was such a beautiful thing, until my serene, gorgeous, passionate picture of love got so destroyed by him.
A sincere gal like you should be with a tender passionate guy like me.
Together, we can change our lives. Yes we can, yes we can!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that your future is in your hands. PM me now.Quoted for evidence.
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Originally posted by Forbiddensinner:
Quoted for evidence.
evidence for what?
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Originally posted by Suffocate:
evidence for what?
Evidence proving he has "46 GB of porn in my external hard disk". -
Originally posted by Suffocate:
Very boring. Its just people chasing after 1 ball.
I rather watch news, biographies, action shows or history shows
true, true! news, history, documentaries (esp those on animals) are very awesome!
not easy to find such shows nowadays on TV.
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Originally posted by s0nic:
Evidence proving he has "46 GB of porn in my external hard disk".what's wrong with that? at least i've the guts to admit i'm a man and i love gals and porn.
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
sorry, but i love pork and pigs are cute. don't insult pigs, ok?!
everyone with a sane mind knows that among all dead animal corposes, fish are the smelliest.
and although i hate fish, i won't abuse fish, unlike you.
in your avatar, is that a fish gasping for breathe after it was abused and lifted out of the aquarium?
I abuse fish. LOLHey guys listen to this, I abuse fish. Wahahhahahha
I see besides being stupid you're blind as well. My senegal gasping for breathe after it was abused. LOL
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Originally posted by elindra:
I abuse fish. LOLHey guys listen to this, I abuse fish. Wahahhahahha
I see besides being stupid you're blind as well. My senegal gasping for breathe after it was abused. LOL
May i send my most sincere condolences to the many dead pets and fishes u abused over the years. May our Father bless them forever in his eternal Garden, in which they find absolute bliss and peace.
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
May i send my most sincere condolences to the many dead pets and fishes u abused over the years. May our Father bless them forever in his eternal Garden, in which they find absolute bliss and peace.
I think my fish and pets eat and live better than you. LOL -
Originally posted by elindra:
I think my fish and pets eat and live better than you. LOLto have you as their owner / master, i really cannot imagine the consequences.
granted, i used to abuse tiny small fish at my father's friend's shop when i was a kid, but i changed liao.
i think u better repent too.
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
what's wrong with that? at least i've the guts to admit i'm a man and i love gals and porn.
Lol. there's nothing wrong with that? Just so you know, downloading porn, keeping porn is illegal. -
You guys just upped a level in thread-hijacking.