Love in Singapore seems IMPOSSIBLE.
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i thought this thread at Speaker's Corner? xD
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Originally posted by elindra:
And Schmike was telling you about the Alligator GARfish. It's a fish and not a reptile
You obviously lack knowledge in freshwater fish because a lot of them do dig to bury to ambush prey or even dig the sand for food.
Oh pray tell what kind of prehistoric fishes do you study
btw a number of fishes Schmike gave as
examples are considered living fossils. Since you're such an expert
on prehistoric fishes, maybe you can tell us which ones sorry, i only saw alligators and that picture of the alligator and i assume he's talking about alligators. i read posts too fast sometimes and make mistakes.
what prehistoric fish i study? i don't really study lah, just read up on them once in a while. My interest is more on dinosaurs and prehistoric mammals (megafauna) cos' they more fascinating than fishes. Although i'm no expert on prehistoric fishes, i can tell u at one shot the coelacanth (spelling?) is one of those prehistoric fishes that survived till today. it was caught off the waters of Africa (can't remember exact sea) and a lady identified it. During that time, scientists thought this fish was extinct until they saw the one that was caught. Read about all these in my 1993 prehistoric book.
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Originally posted by Schmike:
2) u need me to list out some examples of fishes that do bury themselves to ambush for preys in freshwater? seems like the top of ur brain is just the bottom of mine.
just to teach u to b smarter. here r some of them: freswater stingrays, pacman catfish, fire eel, etc...
6) seems like u dont even know what elindra is keeping.elindra: if u need some of my monsters just let me know. im very willing to let them go into ur tank for that 1 moment. seems like i need to pump up my golden dorado big n fat now.
since when did i talk abot crocs?
btw small mammals r part of some of my fishes' natural diet.so u going to rip my fishes with ur bare hands?
u r repeating what i said? this is a miracle.
2) me not interested in so much details on freshwater fishes. they're really boring as hell.
6) i don't care either cos' it's freshwater fishes anyway. if you tell she's rearing interesting pets like a lioness or a chicken-sized dinosaur, then yes, i'll suck up to her and lick her boots.
and yes, i'll kill your fishes if i ever see them and i'll make sure i do a clean job of it.
i cannot accept live hamsters being fed to these farking fishes. Don't tell me there's no other alternative food and that you always need to buy hamsters and small rodents from pet shops daily just to throw into the pond to feed the fishes. I see you on the same level as those idiots who use masking tape to stick a bird to the ground and let the cat come to eat it.
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Originally posted by Schmike:
so which prehistoric fish did u learn? care to share more about them? i love to learn about fishes.
see my post to elindra above. those stuff i learnt was years ago when i had plenty of interest in prehistoric life (since young, i always want to be paleotologist but really regret SG has no subjects like that
)obviously, by now, i can't even remember the names of those prehistoric fishes, but most of them had bony armour and plates on their bodies and the prehistoric sharks even dare to attack and feed on those long-necked reptiles (Elasmosaurs, which look like the fabled Loch Ness monsters etc.), which is quite scary.
one of those big bony fish was Dinycthis (wrong spelling but the sound sounds like this) that was 9 m long, roughly size of an SBS bus. these large bony fishes have insane jaw-force, second only to the T-Rex.
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Originally posted by Schmike:
steve irwin was "murdered". the reason the manta ray stung him have nothing to do with what he did. it was the flash from the cameraman that startled the ray. rays only sting when they are startled/threatened. how can u not know this?
extracted fr http://www.theleatherconnection.com/id63.htm:The mystique of the stingray has captivated a select group of artisans and consumers since ancient times. These other worldly, winged phantoms of the deep evolved from sharks more than 200 million years ago. Early cultures became fascinated with their primitive beauty and grace. Possessing a stealth-like aura stingrays can soar through waters at amazing speeds while maneuvering with incredible dexterity. The stingray's remarkably durable,of course i know this, but it doesn't change the fact that Steve "Croc God" Irwin was killed by a fish.
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i feel that to describe ALL singaporean guys as constanting lusting after girls is a bit of an overgeneralization. and furthermore to say that NONE of the foreigners you've met does the same...
you know it's bullshit.
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10 Simple things Women want in a Relationship. from here
Respect. Show us through your actions that you respect our opinions, careers, interests, friends, bodies and minds. You don't have to agree with all that we say or do, but try to honor our opinions as valuable contributions. Follow the golden rule and treat us as you would like to be treated: Be honest, fair, kind, and considerate.
Romance. It's another night on the couch with take-out and TiVo? Just because we're staying in doesn't mean the evening can't be romantic. Light a few candles and see where the night leads. Treat us like your girlfriend, even after we become your wife. Date nights, making out in the car, kissing like when we first started dating—all of the things that made us fall in love with you don't have to stop just because now there are bills to pay, a house to be cleaned, and kids that need to get bathed. Bring home flowers for no reason. We're not talking $100 bouquets of roses here. Even the $10 bouquets from the supermarket are enough to make us smile.
Time. We understand relationships can't be all wine and roses; simply making the time to be with us and treating us like your top priority says "love" more than all the fancy gifts and lovely letters ever could. This includes helping around the house. The realities of a 21st-century relationship are that both partners probably work. If you happen to get home before we do, why not take vacuum the living room or throw in a load of laundry? If you take the garbage out without being asked, chances are you'll be getting a big ole smooch when you come back. Read: 5 "Man Chores" That Will Get Him To Do Housework
Dinner. Of the homemade variety. You may not be good at cooking and you may not know how to boil water. But greeting us at the door after a long day with fish sticks (or whatever you can wrastle up) makes us swoon, because it shows that you've been thinking about us and our hectic day. Read: Cooking For Two
Communication. Women are vocal creatures. We know you love us, but it's nice to hear you say it, too. We can also be insecure. We wish we weren't, but the reality is that we often notice our wobbly thighs and forget about our gorgeous eyes. So let us know when you think we're hot. Tell us we're beautiful. It helps us feel good. Plus, when we feel sexy we're more likely to act sexy. Words of appreciation aren't half-bad either. Tell us you love the lasagna we made. Thank us for driving the kids to school. Notice that we cleaned the bathtub. It doesn't have to be over the top, just let us know that you see the effort we put in, and you're grateful. Read: Which Love Language Do You Speak?Sex. Yes, we love sex. But, remember that there are four bases to cover in the bedroom, not just one. Try stopping at each base instead of being so focused on the home run—believe us, we'll thank you for it! Likewise, remember small physical touches like massages. One can never, ever, have too many shoulder rubs. And scratching our heads is pretty great, too.
Consistency. This doesn't mean be boring and predictable. It means that we know you will (usually, no one is perfect!) give us the love and support we need. Knowing that you're coming at this with the same desires and energy as we are goes a long way to making us feel secure.
Engagement. Of the mental kind, not the "I'm getting married in the morning" kind. You don't have to like everything we like (we might be a little concerned if you do), but showing interest in our passions, be it career-related, a sport or a hobby, goes a long way. Listen when we talk to you. We're not speaking just so we can hear our own voice; we want to connect with you and this is one valuable way we do this. This also means paying attention to the little things. Whether it's the name of your best friend's husband or the fact that you hate Nicolas Cage movies, it's the little things you remember about us that's so endearing.
Humor and Humility. These two tend to go hand in hand. This doesn't mean that you have to crack jokes or entertain us, but just being able to laugh at yourself is enough. Guys who take themselves too seriously bring everyone down. Read: Self-Deprecating Humor Works
Challenge. Not the kind that makes a relationship constant work, but the good kind that surprises and motivates us to do, be or achieve what we desire. Studies show that partners who prod each other to meet goals—in other words, don't support lazy or bad habits—are ultimately happier than those who don't hold each other accountable. -
yawn ~
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
yawn ~
Yah .. we know... you're more interested in the art of getting inside ladies panties.
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Originally posted by jojobeach:
Yah .. we know... you're more interested in the art of getting inside ladies panties.
hello, BadMaroz is that legend who has bonked so many SG chicks that he needs a SAP database system to keep track of them. And a small room of servers to store that data.
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
hello, BadMaroz is that legend who has bonked so many SG chicks that he needs a SAP database system to keep track of them. And a small room of servers to store that data.
Oh ok. It's amazing so many girls already bonked Badzmaro. Yawnz.. talk about a public bus system.
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Originally posted by Nikar7:
sorry, i only saw alligators and that picture of the alligator and i assume he's talking about alligators. i read posts too fast sometimes and make mistakes.
ROFL this is funny.
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Originally posted by jojobeach:
Oh ok. It's amazing so many girls already bonked Badzmaro. Yawnz.. talk about a public bus system.
I thought I-love-flings was the king?
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Originally posted by eagle:
I thought I-love-flings was the king?
No, you ARE the king.
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Originally posted by eagle:
I thought I-love-flings was the king?
Never heard of him.
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if u really like him..u wont be saying things like can accept..cannot accept.. sometimes the things that we love most..we got to learn to let go. its only thru letting go that u'll be free n need not do so many tings to get his attention. sounds logical?