Originally posted by InVaa:wtF? where u hear tis story from.. tt guy power still saw bj ex in the afternoon better?! afternoon! den @nite come.. btw u afternoon more sperm ejaculate of cos more song la.. tt guy bastard,, btw y her bf nvr go zoul she will end up wif another guy?
Originally posted by Yunhaier:This girl, only 17, had a bf who is ten years older than she is, 27. Boyfriend is typical jerk type, couldn't be bothered less kind. Asked for sex, but was declined by her. Nevertheless, petting was accepted.Went zouk and club, bf supposed to come, din come. In the end got drunk with a stranger.
Next day, ended up in a stranger's house, totally naked. (She still a virgin before) - was horrified and asked whether the guy did anything. He claims he did nothing - but offered his number in case anything crops up (isn't it obvious he did it?).
Bf drives car ... one day, he drive until secluded spot - guy asked for bj, girl gave it to him. Finished their business, bf commented that his bj skills sucks and said that his ex bj him in the afternoon and did a better job than her.
OH MY GOD! What is happening to this world? WAKKKKEEE UPPPPP GIRL!!!!!! Foolish child.
/me cast Meteor Swarm.
Hell with welcoming to the real world: if you are the one I am speaking about - hell with you. If I was Cupid Almighty, this guy would have been incinerated in flames.
Sigh
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Y not cast "Death & decay"?
Originally posted by Yunhaier:This girl, only 17, had a bf who is ten years older than she is, 27. Boyfriend is typical jerk type, couldn't be bothered less kind. Asked for sex, but was declined by her. Nevertheless, petting was accepted.Went zouk and club, bf supposed to come, din come. In the end got drunk with a stranger.
Next day, ended up in a stranger's house, totally naked. (She still a virgin before) - was horrified and asked whether the guy did anything. He claims he did nothing - but offered his number in case anything crops up (isn't it obvious he did it?).
Bf drives car ... one day, he drive until secluded spot - guy asked for bj, girl gave it to him. Finished their business, bf commented that his bj skills sucks and said that his ex bj him in the afternoon and did a better job than her.
OH MY GOD! What is happening to this world? WAKKKKEEE UPPPPP GIRL!!!!!! Foolish child.
/me cast Meteor Swarm.
Hell with welcoming to the real world: if you are the one I am speaking about - hell with you. If I was Cupid Almighty, this guy would have been incinerated in flames.
Sigh
Me?Originally posted by FireIce:oh no!!!!!!!
hope u are not the guy hor
Death and decay is Warcraft spell lar... Meteor Swarm is Dungeon and Dragon, Level 9 wizard spell.Originally posted by loneryu00:![]()
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Y not cast "Death & decay"?
Liew... I might as well summon a pit fiend to rape him...Originally posted by Yunhaier:Death and decay is Warcraft spell lar... Meteor Swarm is Dungeon and Dragon, Level 9 wizard spell.![]()
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Originally posted by Yunhaier:Me?
/me faints.
I am *quite* saint and sane k.......![]()

Happened that I exhausted my Protection From Evil spell - casting that pit fiend may destroy me as well.Originally posted by loneryu00:Liew... I might as well summon a pit fiend to rape him...
Or U wan Odin to use his spear to shoot at his a**?
Maybe a "Shin Shoryuken" starting from his pen*s? (My fav move...)
Wah.. your fart so strong?Originally posted by loneryu00:
Dis kinda faint?
Ooh... power word - kill... I rather have chain lightning & mirror images... put properly can shock him & still keep bouncing... or izzit mirror image?I play BG2... some other AD & D games... like Warhammer? but I now forgot alot liao...Originally posted by Yunhaier:Happened that I exhausted my Protection From Evil spell - casting that pit fiend may destroy me as well.
Actually Power Word - Kill is one of my fav.You play AD & D too?
You play Warhammer??!?!?! Wah... I love BG2 as well. One day must drink kopi drink down talk cork. (First AA outing)Originally posted by loneryu00:Ooh... power word - kill... I rather have chain lightning & mirror images... put properly can shock him & still keep bouncing... or izzit mirror image?I play BG2... some other AD & D games... like Warhammer? but I now forgot alot liao...
Anywae... dat "fart" is a "cloudkill" non casting version 1...![]()
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Hai hai!Originally posted by Yunhaier:You play Warhammer??!?!?! Wah... I love BG2 as well. One day must drink kopi drink down talk cork. (First AA outing)![]()

Originally posted by loneryu00:Hai hai!
Put a "when free" list lah...
Me anytime... wkdaes after 5pm, sat, after 1pm, sundae... see how... =P
So hiao......Originally posted by Yunhaier:I holidays now, but practicing for performance. Maybe after 28 june would be good. Btw, I going to do my hair!
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