What to do? My Boyfriend's Penis is crooked!!!

• mnck

  2 Sep 03, 22:58

  Dear Aunt Agony,
  
  I recently found out that my boyfriend's penis is crooked and whenever we had sex, he can't enter me fully and he complains of pain too. What should I advice him?
• the Bear

  2 Sep 03, 23:00

  see a doc about it?
• sillyme

  2 Sep 03, 23:12

  yup.. go see a doc about it..
  
  in addition.. it maybe good to know that.. the orientation of the male organ is not symetrical, i.e. in most cases, it is slanted to one side.
  also, the pain might be due to a tight foreskin.
• boy in blues

  3 Sep 03, 02:24

  Originally posted by mnck:

  Dear Aunt Agony,
  
  I recently found out that my boyfriend's penis is crooked and whenever we had sex, he can't enter me fully and he complains of pain too. What should I advice him?

  bring it down to my workshop tommorow..don't worry......
  
  the 20% discount offer is still valid.......
  
  just kidding..lighten up..surely you love him not just because he is good in bed.......i hope
• kurai

  25 Sep 03, 12:51

  wat u mean crooked? Looks like a "J" instead of an "I" issit? Or worse still, looks like a "Z" issit? Or a "U"?
• iori8888

  25 Sep 03, 15:27

  That's normal what... there's a cure but don't know if he'll do it...
  masterbate everyday... till it's straight... I read it from some where...
• Mighthor

  25 Sep 03, 16:06

  Originally posted by mnck:

  Dear Aunt Agony,
  
  I recently found out that my boyfriend's penis is crooked and whenever we had sex, he can't enter me fully and he complains of pain too. What should I advice him?

  Aiyah........small ploblem one lah. Take hammer beat until straight one lah then ok.
  
  My one oso crooked...bend inward. My g/f like....say veri shiok one leh.
  
  
• sugardaddy

  25 Sep 03, 16:09

  Originally posted by sillyme:

  yup.. go see a doc about it..
  
  in addition.. it maybe good to know that.. the orientation of the male organ is not symetrical, i.e. in most cases, it is slanted to one side.
  also, the pain might be due to a tight foreskin.

  Foreskin tight? What is the age of your guy????
• _AbSoLuT_

  25 Sep 03, 16:09

  Originally posted by iori8888:

  That's normal what... there's a cure but don't know if he'll do it...
  masterbate everyday... till it's straight... I read it from some where...

  
  almost die luffin
• cyrick

  25 Sep 03, 16:10

  its normal and can be corrected.
  just see a doc bout it or search on the net.If its long and shaped like a boomerang and has to penetrate from sideways and.........oh nvm.
• iori8888

  25 Sep 03, 16:15

  Originally posted by _AbSoLuT_:

  
  almost die luffin

  It's not a joke. It's really. It's about pornstars' dick why so straight.
• _AbSoLuT_

  25 Sep 03, 16:27

  Originally posted by iori8888:

  It's not a joke. It's really. It's about pornstars' dick why so straight.

  okok I believe u...
• sugardaddy

  8 Oct 03, 11:32

  Pointing up or down?
• abterror

  8 Oct 03, 12:10

  banana split?
  
• mmmother

  8 Oct 03, 12:16

  lolz lolz lolz ....
  
  no joke sia ... i wonder ... how he do doggy style... from the side ar ?? haha ...
  
  can draw out the shape... maybe can be helped.... use a cast... like those for broken leg pplz... hahahahahahha...
  
  ROFL