Yunhaier's Ultimate life Poll
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Imagine you were dead and had a chance to reincarnate.
You were lead into a room where angel Yunhaier was.
Yunhaier showed you a powerpoint presentation of the choices of next life you could chose to reincarnate to.
'So,' began yunhaier, 'considering all the deeds you had perform in your previous life, here are the choices:
I) A guy - Poor throughout your life, emotionally, also, you will be empty as well. You will remarry thrice and in your last marriage, your wife con every single money you have. You became a beggar about twenty years of your life before you died of illness.
II) A girl - You will be pretty. You have reasonably good life throughout. Except one critical stage your life at ten where your eyes is affected badly by illness and will be struck blind. You lived till eighty five years old, although at age of sixty, you were bedridden.
III) A girl - You have very difficult childhood, abuse from all forms (physical, sexual, verbal, emotional, etc) from strangers and parents. It was only when you were twenty, you were released from your ill fate. You have a reasonable marriage, although you are poor and your bonds between your two children were difficult ones. They thrown you in a lurch and left the house. Typical bu xiao zi. Will be alone after the death of your husband at age of 35. No friends, no life as well.
VI) A guy - You are a cult leader, a pimp in disguise who force women into prostitution. Sexually abuse when you were young and parents brutally murdered. Throughout your life, you live in fear of being caught by cops and always get haunted by ghosts and spirits. Mentally unbalanced and paranoid. You died in the hands of AIDS at the age of 36.
V) You will be an ant for the rest of your reincarnation cycle - your death will range from being squashed horribly to being eaten alive from other animals, insects.
Which will you people chose? (Have to chose one, and please state the number I, II, III, IV or V)
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I) 0
II) 2 - (66.6%)
III) 0
IV) 0
V) 1 - (33.3%)
Total polled (2): Devil1976, Maya061, Narz -
Imagine you were dead and had a chance to reincarnate.
You were lead into a room where angel Yunhaier was. Yunhaier showed you a powerpoint presentation of the choices of next life you could chose to reincarnate to.
'So,' began yunhaier, 'considering all the deeds you had perform in your previous life, here are the choices:
I) A guy - Poor throughout your life, emotionally, also, you will be empty as well. You will remarry thrice and in your last marriage, your wife con every single money you have. You became a beggar about twenty years of your life before you died of illness.
II) A girl - You will be pretty. You have reasonably good life throughout. Except one critical stage your life at ten where your eyes is affected badly by illness and will be struck blind. You lived till eighty five years old, although at age of sixty, you were bedridden.
III) A girl - You have very difficult childhood, abuse from all forms (physical, sexual, verbal, emotional, etc) from strangers and parents. It was only when you were twenty, you were released from your ill fate. You have a reasonable marriage, although you are poor and your bonds between your two children were difficult ones. They thrown you in a lurch and left the house. Typical bu xiao zi. Will be alone after the death of your husband at age of 35. No friends, no life as well.
VI) A guy - You are a cult leader, a pimp in disguise who force women into prostitution. Sexually abuse when you were young and parents brutally murdered. Throughout your life, you live in fear of being caught by cops and always get haunted by ghosts and spirits. Mentally unbalanced and paranoid. You died in the hands of AIDS at the age of 36.
V) You will be an ant for the rest of your reincarnation cycle - your death will range from being squashed horribly to being eaten alive from other animals, insects.
Which will you people chose? (Have to chose one, and please state the number I, II, III, IV or V)
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I) 0
II) 2 - (50.0%)
III) 0
IV) 0
V) 2 - (50.0%)
Total polled (2): Devil1976, Maya0610, HENG@ -
I'd rather not reincarnation !!!!
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Why choose all those characters? Any meaning behind them? Anyway, I'll choose (II). > -
Come on... Don't be a topic spoiler...?Originally posted by Maya061:I'd rather not reincarnation !!!! -
fine, no V then, the ant.Originally posted by Devil1976:Come on... Don't be a topic spoiler...? 
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Wah... Can't wait to be killed?Originally posted by Maya061:fine, no V then, the ant. 
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Nothing, just feeling cheeky.Originally posted by Devil1976: Why choose all those characters? Any meaning behind them? Anyway, I'll choose (II). > -
Hehehehe!Originally posted by Devil1976:Come on... Don't be a topic spoiler...? -
argh.. double posted coz of blue screen of death
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i will bite u then !!!!Originally posted by Devil1976:Wah... Can't wait to be killed?
and run all over ur body and make u itchy and scratchy ..he..he..he.. -
i'd do a Jacob and wrestle the angel.. and the angel would be overcome
have you considered suicide as you already know what your life would be like? if i knew when and where and what would happen in my life, it would be boring enough for me to contemplate suicide as a means of escape from the terminal boredom... that is the trap of prescience...
and i got to ask, yun, don't you believe that you are the master of your own fate, maker of your own destiny?
i do... we were given free will.. and therefore we can make a change... so, it'll be either of the first 4.. where i have free will and make a change! -
Originally posted by Maya061:i will bite u then !!!!
and run all over ur body and make u itchy and scratchy ..he..he..he.. How can you bite a PRETTY poor BLIND girl? " -
dun care ! i noe it's the devil inside..he..he..Originally posted by Devil1976: How can you bite a PRETTY poor BLIND girl? "
aiyoh..u screwed yun's thread leh.. shouldn't chit chat here, must gather more ppl to choose leh..he..he.. -
And let you BITE?? NO WAY....Originally posted by Maya061:dun care ! i noe it's the devil inside..he..he..
aiyoh..u screwed yun's thread leh.. shouldn't chit chat here, must gather more ppl to choose leh..he..he.. -
Guess I'll choose II- seems to be the best of the worst?
but dear Angel Yunhaier.... can I be a pretty boy instead?
kinda sick of being gal liao leh..... -
No lar, I shared the same thinking of free will power that we were given - THIS IS FOR FUN SAKE only.Originally posted by the Bear:i'd do a Jacob and wrestle the angel.. and the angel would be overcome
have you considered suicide as you already know what your life would be like? if i knew when and where and what would happen in my life, it would be boring enough for me to contemplate suicide as a means of escape from the terminal boredom... that is the trap of prescience...
and i got to ask, yun, don't you believe that you are the master of your own fate, maker of your own destiny?
i do... we were given free will.. and therefore we can make a change... so, it'll be either of the first 4.. where i have free will and make a change!
And nope, you can't wrestle me. mUahahhahahaa. -
Erm...Originally posted by narz:Guess I'll choose II- seems to be the best of the worst?
but dear Angel Yunhaier.... can I be a pretty boy instead? kinda sick of being gal liao leh.....
*wave wand*
Your wish is granted.
But then again, living in a world of darkness for 75 years? And bedridden for another 25 years? Well, its your choice.
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eh...then...instead of being blind, can be mute instead? grant me another wish pretty please????Originally posted by Yunhaier:Erm...
*wave wand*
Your wish is granted.
But then again, living in a world of darkness for 75 years? And bedridden for another 25 years? Well, its your choice. 
u see ah...if i'm a pretty boy or girl...then at least i'll be attractive enuff to attract or entice other gal or boy to take care of me for the rest of my life mah....then life may not be so dark after all? i hope? 
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It seen that i am the III one now ...
none ... i want to be a petty priness ... i now very ugly and poor ... -
since when yunhaier is angel???
i'll take V... faster die n come back hope got better choices this time... -
Originally posted by HENG@:since when yunhaier is angel???
i'll take V... faster die n come back hope got better choices this time...
Eh uncle
>>> You will be an ant for the rest of your reincarnation cycle - your death will range from being squashed horribly to being eaten alive from other animals, insects. -
Sorry ar... I don't have that power to do that. Afterall, I am just following orders.Originally posted by narz:eh...then...instead of being blind, can be mute instead? grant me another wish pretty please????
u see ah...if i'm a pretty boy or girl...then at least i'll be attractive enuff to attract or entice other gal or boy to take care of me for the rest of my life mah....then life may not be so dark after all? i hope? -
Wah.. liddat i rather burn myself in hell den to suffer once more on earth
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Wah.. liddat i rather burn myself in hell den to suffer once more on earth