How to take over the world
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vegetarian.?
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Please refer to the following for ship prices:Originally posted by pocketpig II:Section B (10 Marks)
Instructions: Please answer the following question in full and include calculation on the space provided
Pocketpig gets $10 per day on weekdays and $20 extra on weekends. How long does he need to save to buy these to take over the world.
5 Avatar class motherships.
10 Redemption class Doomstars.
30 Punisher class battleships.
30 Deathbringer class heavy carriers.
40 Tyrant class support carriers.
50 Despot class assault cruisers.
80 Harrasser class light cruisers
100 Mogul class transport/landing ships.
Avatar 1 unit USD10,000,000,000,000
Redemption 1 unit USD98,000,000,000
Punisher 1 unit USD55,000,000,000
Deathbringer 1 unit USD50,000,000,000
Tyrant 1 unit USD36,000,000,000
Despot 1 unit USD28,000,000,000
Harrasser 1 unit USD18,000,000,000
Mogul 1 unit USD 3,000,000,000
Total prices:
Avatar 5 units USD50,000,000,000,000
Redemption 10 units USD980,000,000,000
Punisher 30 units USD1,650,000,000,000
Deathbringer 30 units USD1,500,000,000,000
Tyrant 40 units USD1,440,000,000,000
Despot 50 units USD1,400,000,000,000
Harrasser 80 units USD1,440,000,000,000
Mogul 100 units USD300,000,000,000
Grand total USD58,710,000,000,000
You earn SGD90 a week
You will take 12510502283.11 years for the equivalent amount in SGD.
Please convert to USD as I am not sure of the exchange rate between SGD and USD. Thank you for shopping at Orion Shipyards.
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Section C (20 Marks)
Calculators allowed for this section. Please answer in full sentences and provided the working in the provided space.
pocketpig needs a grand total US$58,710,000,000,000 to take over the world. pocketpig have a piggy bank that can contain S$100. How many piggy banks must pocketpig break to take over the world.
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Honeybunz will go to pocketpig's house and steal his piggy bank...hahahahOriginally posted by pocketpig II:
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i'm seriously working on it actually, planning on a mass hypnotism...ppl won't even realise what's happening
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easy
go buy a globe used for geography lessons.
put on a table
in one swift movement grab it
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i have thought about it too, when i got my hands on the Terrorist handbook, get it from me if anyone is interested. it teaches u how to make explosive using simple household items. Sometime it is also known as... The Anarchist Cookbook. i'm trying to experiment all the tricks and heavy edit a version for local use.
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22. How to make a fertilizer bomb
Ingredients:
Newspaper
Fertilizer (the chemical kind)
Cotton
Diesel fuel
Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it. Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet so don't do it in an alley!! -
Worry not, PocketPig, i hav sent my locust swarms to China liao. Soon dey will b beggin' us 4 food. hur hur hur ....Originally posted by baBy^JIa:vegetarian.? -
why didn't i think of that...
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Because you're a pig mah!~~~Originally posted by pocketpig II:why didn't i think of that...
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Because you're a pig mah!~~~Originally posted by Honeybunz:Originally posted by pocketpig II:
[b]why didn't i think of that... [/b]why didn't i realise that~~~~ -
You still haven't show us your magnificent plan?
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first i am going to build a underground installation in each country, then i am going to challenge the soccer players of each country to live in the installation for 1 month, after that i will claim that i have kidnap them and i will get the ransom from the countries. viola!!! i have kidnap people without kidnapping them!!!
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haaa...bo liao...
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aiyo...
like dat ar...it will take ages b4 u get to "take over the world" -
i'm a young pig
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i think i gonna withdraw my partnership...
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For the ransom, how much are you looking at? And who is going to pay you the ransom? As for the mode of payment, do you accept NETS?Originally posted by pocketpig II:first i am going to build a underground installation in each country, then i am going to challenge the soccer players of each country to live in the installation for 1 month, after that i will claim that i have kidnap them and i will get the ransom from the countries. viola!!! i have kidnap people without kidnapping them!!! -
i will make a swiss roll account and they will put the money into my account, then i shall take over the world
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But how much leh???? $200,000?Originally posted by pocketpig II:i will make a swiss roll account and they will put the money into my account, then i shall take over the world
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20 million from each country