Originally posted by aloof_guy:
Is there any side effects with excessive masturbation.Like example everyday.
Will u be impotant(you wun be as its the wrong spelling) like u grow older,grow blind or lose hair?Please help.
Excessive masturbation can lead to:
1)
You calling or naming your right hand your wife or your left hand your mistress? 2) You preferring to use your hand than having sex with your gf/wife
3) As far as I know, new sperms in your sac can increase the fertility and heighten production of your sperms ie fresh sperms can swim faster and more lively as to a 1mth old sperm.... and your balls starts to think you're impregnating lotsa women, so it starts producing more sperm
4) Lost of hair? unless you're a sadist and like to use your left hand to rip your hair apart while wanking with your right hand.
5) Excessive shots into the eye. There's a story going round about a guy who loved to cum onto his gf's face and how one day he cummed into her eye and it caused an infection.
6) Yes of course you will grow older, each time you masturbate, the clock does'nt stop ticking does it?

But it becomes a real problem if you start to love your hand more than your gf/wife. Boy, will she be pissed!
Have you started to talk to your right hand yet? Calling it a pet name? or buying extra lotions or oils to make it smooth?