How would u sweet-talk a guy or gal?
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Here's something better:Originally posted by Eiizumi:To sweet talk a gal:
"You're part of me, just like Adam and Eve..."
The world would be miserable without you, and my life too. Life with you will be the MOST miserable.
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"You are like a kite, I want to fly you so high, like the stars in the sky."
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You complete me. You're the stupid portion I was missing all along.
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"If I was one, you must be zero."
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I would lay my life down for you just to be with you. I'll rather die than to be with you.
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You make me realised why the world is beautiful. At least, you're so ugly that everything looks more beautiful beside u.
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"You're the reason why I'm still single and available."
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Haha, I don't use such lines at all, just like to read and laugh at the corny lines. How abt something like:Originally posted by ditzy:I didn't use that line, coz its been used over and over, I had to come up with my own. You can too you know.
You are so attractive, just like how s**t attract flies! -
*cough*
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So sweet talking = spouting cheesball sissy romance lines aye?
Alright. I guess the aim of sweet-talking is to so-called "score" with the girl or guy, i.e make a good impression, get to know them better and most importantly; to keep the attraction going.
I suppose how anyone should sweettalk anyone else (romatically) is to not be TOO EAGER. You have to be Nice as in conventional, but don't be a sucker for niceties, and do not be sissy like or overeager. You must have an air of gentility about you combined with a feeling of "not caring" about them. Its not totally about what you say as in exactly what kind of words you use, its about how u say it.
i.e. What you guys are saying:
m: Bond... John Bond...
f: oooooookayyyyyyyyyy... next!
or
m: something about what your daddy is a robber...
f:wtf?
m" yeah ur daddy is a robber coz.. he stole the star and implanted them into your eyes...
*LOSE*
-What i am saying
f: friday is not good for me, i have something on,saturday also am busy.
M: Perhaps next time, if you you share mutual liking of company, you might give me a call then?
f: Sure, i tell you what, how about this coming week?
M: Exams this week heh, even my feelings for you are not that intense that i must forgo mugging time
f: Then the week after your exams la!
*SCORE* -
*Burp*
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i dont have the brains of albert enstien or the body or svester stallion....but i have the body of albert anstien and the brains of stallion.Originally posted by StarPuppy:How would u seet-talk a person
To a girl:
Your eyes very bright like gold ore
Your body very nice like broom-stick
You as smart as Windows XP
You as cute as hello-kitty
To a guy:
You Handsome as Jack Neo
You as Strong as Jackie Chan
You smart as Bill Gates -
I don't want a dead body nor a walnut for a brain.Originally posted by Thailand_Hero:i dont have the brains of albert enstien or the body or svester stallion....but i have the body of albert anstien and the brains of stallion. -
SWEET TALKING iS EVILLL AND DIRRTYYY!!!! ESpecially between BOYS and GURLS who should SAVE their PURITY, or WORSE, between BOYS and BEASTS, or GIRLS AND GIRLS! URGH!!! Amen!
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Originally posted by StarPuppy:How would u seet-talk a person
To a girl:
Your eyes very bright like gold ore (I think you played too much War Craft!!!)
Your body very nice like broom-stick (bewitched?)
You as smart as Windows XP (She has to be Windows fan, if she's into Mac or Linux, you're in trouble)
You as cute as hello-kitty (Depends...)
To a guy:
You Handsome as Jack Neo (What an insult)
You as Strong as Jackie Chan (ok not bad)
You smart as Bill Gates (not smart lah, rich!) -
Guy, "Tell me, have you ever seen an angel?"Originally posted by men_@_arms:Ok what is the definition of SWEET TALK exactly?
Girl, "
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Guy, "I've seen one. And she's here, right beside me."*
Girl, "
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*Alternate answer can be, "You're lucky, you see one everytime you look into the mirror."
It worked.
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Wooo...Originally posted by ditzy:"You're the reason why I'm still single and available." 
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Amen indeed cuthbert, you are mad.Originally posted by Father_Cuthbert:SWEET TALKING iS EVILLL AND DIRRTYYY!!!! ESpecially between BOYS and GURLS who should SAVE their PURITY, or WORSE, between BOYS and BEASTS, or GIRLS AND GIRLS! URGH!!! Amen! -
I think you arrive in a sport car and pull out the dough more than enough to impress 75% of the female population here already