Originally posted by i_am_a_penis:
i hope the public transport council fine those inconsiderate chicken f u ckers who fart on crowded trains
i get pissed up whenever i smell someone fart in crowded trains especially during the morning peak hours. it simply spoil our mood and contaminate the atmosphere.
from my point of view, farting in public transports is tantamount to smoking in public transport and since the government prohibits smoking on buses/MRT trains, why can't they prohibit farting on buses/MRT
to make the MRT pleasant and more comfortable we must fine these regular farters heavily
a feasible method would be to use guard-dogs and exploit on their sense of smell to detect and identify whoever farted on trains, because those who fart usually do not bother to own up
To achieve that, we need to set up a Singapore Dog Unit (SDU) and specially train these breeds of dogs to detect and identify farters on MRT trains, or else in the long run, more passengers will take farting for granted, since guard-dogs nowadays are trained to detect the presence of drugs, they can also be trained to identify farters
Are you Japenis, you remind me of him.
