Post your bus jokes here.
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There is a similar thread in the taxi forum, so i think we can have one here t share.
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Front Side Bus. The bus that carries your information from the CPU to the memory.
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Bangbus,Is it a jokes
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Eh, then is that thing called card-bus, erm, from the wireless card to the computer.
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Originally posted by jetabt767400:Eh, then is that thing called card-bus, erm, from the wireless card to the computer.
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I don't get the joke. Where's the joke??
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Q:Why did the chicken wait at the bus stop for?
A:For the bus of course.
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Universal Serial Bus?
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The thread's already a joke. As in, I don't find anything wrong with the thread, it's just.....useless, kinda like a joke to me.
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...............................................................................Originally posted by SBS3625D:The thread's already a joke. As in, I don't find anything wrong with the thread, it's just.....useless, kinda like a joke to me.
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At lust, THE joke.Originally posted by ditzy:Q:Why did the chicken wait at the bus stop for?
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Qn: wat is another name given for all cac nissans ?
Ans: a BUS-tard !!! -
what do buses and sexy women had in common
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err.. here got young forum users leh.Originally posted by carbikebus:Bangbus,Is it a jokes 
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Bus*?Originally posted by Brother W. Sunikmaniam:what do buses and sexy women had in common
* is a letter from A-Z. Because here got young user. ^^^^^^^ -
Originally posted by anti_NISSAN_U31:Qn: wat is another name given for all cac nissans ?
Ans: a BUS-tard !!! -
LOL... When I tell my friends I'm bus spotting, they always think that...Originally posted by Lord_Of_Hayan:Bus*?
* is a letter from A-Z. Because here got young user. ^^^^^^^ -
Originally posted by stooper:LOL... When I tell my friends I'm bus spotting, they always think that...
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BAR forum knows the answers!Originally posted by stooper:LOL... When I tell my friends I'm bus spotting, they always think that... -
Have you ever heard of a WOODEN bus made of WOODEN seats and WOODEN wheels ?? It just WOODEN go !!
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Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare ??
Because he was skint !!
Why did the bat miss the bus ??
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one day this one old granny (very old) walking with his grandson. His grandson decided that they both take a bus to the market since it will take them some time to reach there. They waited at the bus stop and then came a VO3X. They both took the bus. The boy wanted to sit at the upper deck and the granny have to follow since she have to look after her grandchild. They sat and after a couple of minutes, the granny became a lil crazy. She would scream ocassionally and then kneel down and pray. Curious, the boy ask 'grandma, y r u behaving like this?'
know what the grandma replied?
she said in a terrified tone "aiyoo, this bus haunted, THIS BUS HAUNTED!!!!"
the son"wtf?"
grandma"AAAAAAH! I SEE NO DRIVER!!!! AND THE BUS IS MOVING BY ITSELF!!!!"
moral of the story, it is best if old people sit on the lower deck of a DD. -
Funny engine sound on SBS 9028M. Try to board this and you would find that the sound in the bus was different frm other Leyland buses. The bus sounds "Woo.." ..
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SBS Transit on their new ads.
There Are Unseen Reasons Why Two-Of-A-Kind Can Arrive Together.
SMRT Buses, after some thoughts about this hard to counter ad.
Bingo!
There Are Unseen Reasons Why We Have Nissans.
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I suddenly feel VErY ColD after reading it.Originally posted by XTransbus:one day this one old granny (very old) walking with his grandson. His grandson decided that they both take a bus to the market since it will take them some time to reach there. They waited at the bus stop and then came a VO3X. They both took the bus. The boy wanted to sit at the upper deck and the granny have to follow since she have to look after her grandchild. They sat and after a couple of minutes, the granny became a lil crazy. She would scream ocassionally and then kneel down and pray. Curious, the boy ask 'grandma, y r u behaving like this?'
know what the grandma replied?
she said in a terrified tone "aiyoo, this bus haunted, THIS BUS HAUNTED!!!!"
the son"wtf?"
grandma"AAAAAAH! I SEE NO DRIVER!!!! AND THE BUS IS MOVING BY ITSELF!!!!"
moral of the story, it is best if old people sit on the lower deck of a DD.