How to get ppl to move to the rear of the bus !!!
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Aiya easy. Eat alot beans or veges then take bus and fart lah!
Confirm smelly one. Or put one c0ckroach into a container , then when take bus that time release the roach, confirm move to the back. 
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act crazily.. they will sure siam you.
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you so free to do that ....
me don't like bean ....
the best way still is move the exit door to the rear....
i remenber taking the IMM transport .... atleast i see them move in to the end ...
but i don't see that in SBS and SMRT buses.
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Aiya IMM mah, faster move to the back, plp faster board bus = Faster reach IMM !Originally posted by MeOwSuSan:you so free to do that ....
me don't like bean ....
the best way still is move the exit door to the rear....
i remenber taking the IMM transport .... atleast i see them move in to the end ...
but i don't see that in SBS and SMRT buses. -
juz pinch the persons buttock... esp if u are an OLD ahma like my wife u can lah... if they still dun siam use ur umbrella or walking stick hit their head... same concept for getting a seat... elderly shld have theyre right of way and be respected
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Point, gesture at something, and talk to yourself loudly, they sure move back.
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move the back door further back like coaches...
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.... you on the bus you also want faster home too ...Originally posted by Scania N113CRB luver:Aiya IMM mah, faster move to the back, plp faster board bus = Faster reach IMM !
but the bus never leave the stop after fully pack they have time chart to follow.... -
Learn from the fragrant rice advert:
"Lai... Qing da jia yi jing qu... Da jia yao hui jia chi fan lo~" -
SVC 180 in the morning sometimes like tat one.. esp Bendys..Originally posted by No_10_Tomas:the ezlink should be flexible to allow boarding at rear doors,
bc can let passengers board by rear door if they unable to squeeze into the front door -
oh ya ... i like that ad... personally ....Originally posted by NickL_C151:Learn from the fragrant rice advert:
"Lai... Qing da jia yi jing qu... Da jia yao hui jia chi fan lo~"
but sad it not working ....
i hope ppl open their ear.... -
From now onwards, before boarding the bus, carry a pack of eggs with you..
When you board, start throeing then towards the back...
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Because of escalator positions.Originally posted by SBS3625D:I thought such things only applied to buses........boy, I was wrong. The last and first carriages of a train are almost always significantly less populated than the other cars.
They should have CCL having entrances to the ends of the station instead of the centre. We'll see those people stuck at the ends after that. -
waste eggsOriginally posted by RvnRooRon84:From now onwards, before boarding the bus, carry a pack of eggs with you..
When you board, start throeing then towards the back... 
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Some types of public buses introduced in the 70's and 80's do have a similar configuration. The door is either in front of or immediately behind the front axle, and the exit door is behind the rear axle. I think I once saw a Hino RK176 with this type of configuration many many years ago, and from what I have read, several other types of buses have this configuration too, some resulting from then-SBS' program to convert some buses (and some bus routes) to one-man-operation; the Mercedes 811D minibuses also had a similar configuration, as were at least one early SBS demonstrator bus, an Isuzu.Originally posted by MeOwSuSan:I think the best idea ... is shift the exit door to the rear.....
at least all will not stay a the centre ....
Currently, though, all single-deck standard-length buses owned by SBS Transit and SMRT are front-centre door configuration; only private buses have this front-rear door configuration. -
Wait till SMRT or SBST(hopefully SMRTOriginally posted by eX.A.K.R.:Currently, though, all single-deck standard-length buses owned by SBS Transit and SMRT are front-centre door configuration; only private buses have this front-rear door configuration. ) gets the 3-door version of the Citaros and u will see front-centre-back onfiguration. 
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Why must it always be citaro ? Why cant SBST Buy the Volvo B9L ?Originally posted by Scania N113CRB luver:Wait till SMRT or SBST(hopefully SMRT ) gets the 3-door version of the Citaros and u will see front-centre-back onfiguration. -
Erm Citaros are fully built buses, whereas Volvo B9L are chassis type. Therefore SBST must design themselves their own bodywork or ask others to do it and request for a special 3-door version. Anyway i like Citaros because they are beautiful buses!Originally posted by sBs_boy:Why must it always be citaro ? Why cant SBST Buy the Volvo B9L ? -
see which one is the one next to a big space then point her out loudly and say something to embarrass him/her about inconsideration
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Take a missile!!!
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Originally posted by buses_galore:Take a missile!!!
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I believe it's still possible to switch the rear Ez-link readers to Entry. When the Ez-link system was first introduced, some 179 drivers allowed boarding at both doors.Originally posted by No_10_Tomas:the ezlink should be flexible to allow boarding at rear doors,
bc can let passengers board by rear door if they unable to squeeze into the front door
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I remember in the past (during the "farecard" era), bus conductors push out this extra farecard machine at major interchanges during peak hour, and let passenger board at the rear door. (I used to board 225G & 225W at the rear door and paid my fare with the "mobile" farecard machine.) After all the passengers boarded the bus, the conductor would tap his hand on the bus twice, and the BC would close the doors and drive off.Originally posted by stooper:I believe it's still possible to switch the rear Ez-link readers to Entry. When the Ez-link system was first introduced, some 179 drivers allowed boarding at both doors.
Ever since the Ez-link system was introduced, I no longer board buses at the rear door. I feel that BCs should switch both doors to Entry during peak hours, just like the older days, so that boarding is faster... -
By allowing boarding at rear doors, the bus driver may not be able to detect fare cheats. The old system with the mobile validator is different, someone is actually there to enforce payment.
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During bird flu season, sneeze.Originally posted by MeOwSuSan:How to ???
any billrant idea out there!!!!
me alway unable to get on BUS190, but the end of the bus is not fill but the front is fully pack ...
can any one there help !!!
That should do the trick.
If the bus quite a lot of those standing in front are women, put 2 cockroaches or insects. That should do the trick.